SWOLECAT ...I'm a C U N T!

[jeremylawn]

well, ive been reading on these forums for about 8 years, i thot its finaly time to post something, so all tell you about my day. i woke up this morning and my wife had left me a note by the table, it said sorry bill, i have left you for swolecat. i thot, i wonder if its that swolecat person from the website, just then swolecat came through the door and said, ha ha ha, i have bigger muscles then you, and i have your wife. this pissed me off so i punched swole right in the face, his head fell off, and the truth was revealed. swolecat is no person, he is a robot, not just any robot, but a rotton robot. he then grabbed me by the neck, and tore off one of my arms. i said, damn you swolecat, and he said, ha ha ha ha. he then went outside and thats when i learned the truth, swolecat is a robot pimp, not just any pimp, but a pimp with huge muscles. he has hundreds of whore's working for him. it was then that he took my dog and ate him in one bite, then he and one of his whores, got busy, made love, had sex. he then got a std from his whore, and he is now depressed, but he still loves building his muscles, so at least when he dies from his std he will be huge, i just dont know about swole, i just dont know. i think he is a little too monkeys unckle if ya know what i mean. here is a picture of swole wearing his pimp suit. bad bad bad, my grandma would not approve.

[chest6]

Ohhh..you again. I wanna see what hilarious word SC calls you. This should be funny. Cumbucket was a nice one..theres always the cheesedick/fvckstick route..

[firmechicano831]

this is childish. So whats all the beef with swolecat about? Why don't you just come clean about it instead of writting these made up kid stories.

[hotstuff]

should i delete this now???

[MFT81]

Ohhh..you again. I wanna see what hilarious word SC calls you. This should be funny. Cumbucket was a nice one..theres always the cheesedick/fvckstick route..

Cheesedick is classic SC, Ive been using Dally's "Shitfvcker" from a previous post and its working well for me.

[hotstuff]

before swole has a chance to harp on him i mean??

[jeremylawn]

hay man, they are true. i just posted the picture of swolecat dressed as a pimp. the truth is he is nothing more then a robot, pimp / manwhore. damn you to hell swole, damn you to hell.

[jeremylawn]

dont worry about me hotstuff, all be just fine, just as fine as you look, witch is fine because you look good, not just good but downright sexy.

[Prol]

i can't believei read that ...................

[hotstuff]

that's it swole. this guy has called you out so B and I can't be on your side any longer..........the pimp suit killed it for us!!! hehe

[hotstuff]

dont worry about me hotstuff, all be just fine, just as fine as you look, witch is fine because you look good, not just good but downright sexy.

sweetie thanks for the compliment but do you know who I am???

[hotstuff]

i can't believei read that ...................

damn i am tyring to give him the benefit of the doubt here............
not looking so good.

[chest6]

let him call him a new word

[jeremylawn]

nope, who are you?

[jeremylawn]

my new name could be pisserf-ckersucker

[Rob]

sweetie thanks for the compliment but do you know who I am???

my girlfriend *nerd voice*

[jeremylawn]

what have we hear, mabe having me a beer, or a dear for lunch, or brunch, or stunch, he he he

[jeremylawn]

one time, i farted and it smelled like poop. it a a poop fart, ha ha ha

[firmechicano831]

hey Jeremy how do you know swolecat from?

[firmechicano831]

So do you hate him or just playing? what happend between both of you? Did u guys break up?

[*Narkissos*]

i don't know whether to laugh at this fool or ban him

I pick laugh

[hotstuff]

he used to go to my gym, lol he will remember me when he reads this.

not anymore cuz you are gone.bye bye!

[firmechicano831]

hotstuff is that ur real pic?

[chest6]

yeah but dont get banned!

[hotstuff]

Swole if you read this later...........why are some people on this board such idots???

[chest6]

I dunno..but I bet he'll have a good word to describe this one

[chest6]

Aw he was already banned

[wildlife]

well it all started one sunny day in swolecats town. he dident have any money to buy food because he had spend all his money on steroids and unlimited tanning packages. so he decided to buy a fake degree online, because he wouldent have time to get a real one because he spends all his time working out. it was a medical degree, he opend up a local hospital in his house. he was now dr swolecat. anyway An old woman came into his doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor swolecat, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. swolecats office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor swole soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!" just then she bent over and ripped one right in swolecats face, he liked the smell, so she then let another one go, swolecat then made mad love to the old grandma, and she got pregnant and had twins, both boys, there first names are swole, and cat. so if any of you have a grandma, keep her indoors, and dont take her to a docter because this could happen to your grandma, or even your mom. just a heads up to everyone out there. swole you make me sick.

[chest6]

wow. You are one pathetic little man.

[wildlife]

im not a man, im a girl. were did you get the idia i was a guy? anyway you dont seem thankful for the headsup

[chest6]

Stop making new accounts after you get banned. This is the 3rd time at least. Why dont you contribute instead of making up little kindergarten stories

[wildlife]

why dont you go **** yourself?????

[wildlife]

or better yet, let swole do it, im sure he would love to do that.

[wildlife]

swole likes that kind of thing.

[QuieTSToRM33]

this is gay ......... ban this clown ....... again

[wildlife]

chest, i thot you were on my side???

[wildlife]

hotstuff, are you swole's girl, lol

[wildlife]

you are gay, ban yourself mother ****err

[QuieTSToRM33]

ban this fool already .......... ban his IP

[wildlife]

thats right, a black nigger, go to hell swole.