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    Greg valentino, THe man The mYth

    I saw this on gen xxl, he is very lame
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    what a funny, strange little man GV is.


    Now I would never buy that stuff if it were to make my arms look like that.


    ~Old

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    lol if i saw his face on any supplement i wouldnt buy it just because hes so stupid

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    who in blue fvck chose that piss-flap to endorse their products? i couldnt imagine anyone would buy something with his image on the packagaing

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    did you guys see his documentry on TLC it was rediculous, hes an ass! and his arms look like crap!

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    Yeah, GV is a major tool.

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    Greg valentino, The man with Meth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    who in blue fvck chose that piss-flap to endorse their products? i couldnt imagine anyone would buy something with his image on the packagaing
    piss-flap... that's funny

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    I love valentino....i don't care how much that is, gotta have it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cdub
    I saw this on gen xxl, he is very lame
    lame is not the word for that cupcake! like SC would say " He should eat a bucket of dicks!"

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    Just shows that everyone is out to make a buck these days. What's worse, is that he actually think he looks good and is proud to have these endorsements. Boycott this tool.

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    dam....why so much hate towards GV seen that shit on tlc what did you all think about it?

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    i'm not a fan of GV at all. he's ugly, when he thinks its cool to have arms so big you can't scratch your head.

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    before he had those thigh arms he actually had a decent physique......total douche

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimBlob
    dam....why so much hate towards GV seen that shit on tlc what did you all think about it?
    It's sad really........the dude messed his whole life up!
    Unfortunately that is the bs the general public sees and another reason people have the attitude they do towards Steroids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monstermasss
    did you guys see his documentry on TLC it was rediculous, hes an ass! and his arms look like crap!

    haha yea i agree. it kinda pisses me off that he never admitted to using synthol. he tells the media that it was all steroids so people assume that using gear would make you look similar to valantino... fu_k that

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    what a homo

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    the joke

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    another GV thread ???

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    The Gregg Valentino life story, here we go;
    I had a great body and used to compete back in the day. I heard about an oil called synthol that you could inject to make your arms bigger than King Kongs, so I knew I had to have some. My arms immediately grew to an enormous size, and despite pissing parts of my liver and kidneys out every morning I kept up with the injections. The stuff was great!!! So great that I left my beautiful, faithful, and loving wife to start hanging out with a dirty peurto rican gangbanger, who eventually died of an overdose. But that was ok though, even though I lost my wife, my drug addict girlfreind died, and my arms began looking disgusting and swollen, I was still the hero of the gym and had my oil coming into me by the crate now. I was fortunate enough to get featured on some shows like Ripleys and the late night show, and almost offered to do them for free since I was so ****ing stupid and caught up with my gross arms the attention gave me an orgasm!!! Eventually I was busted for dealing large amounts of gear, went to prison for a couple years, and cried myself to sleep every night. But it was still cool because all the inmates were always looking at my arms, it felt like an orgasm!!! Now my life sux, I work out in my basement of this rental home, because I'm too ashamed to show my face anyplace. Except for movie day, once a week I show my gym my home video of me slicing my arms to shit to try and drain the oil from my swollen biceps which were beyond gangreene. I like to show them the video so they can see just how manly I am to take a knife to my own arm. The end!!!

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    I still hate this guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    The Gregg Valentino life story, here we go;
    I had a great body and used to compete back in the day. I heard about an oil called synthol that you could inject to make your arms bigger than King Kongs, so I knew I had to have some. My arms immediately grew to an enormous size, and despite pissing parts of my liver and kidneys out every morning I kept up with the injections. The stuff was great!!! So great that I left my beautiful, faithful, and loving wife to start hanging out with a dirty peurto rican gangbanger, who eventually died of an overdose. But that was ok though, even though I lost my wife, my drug addict girlfreind died, and my arms began looking disgusting and swollen, I was still the hero of the gym and had my oil coming into me by the crate now. I was fortunate enough to get featured on some shows like Ripleys and the late night show, and almost offered to do them for free since I was so ****ing stupid and caught up with my gross arms the attention gave me an orgasm!!! Eventually I was busted for dealing large amounts of gear, went to prison for a couple years, and cried myself to sleep every night. But it was still cool because all the inmates were always looking at my arms, it felt like an orgasm!!! Now my life sux, I work out in my basement of this rental home, because I'm too ashamed to show my face anyplace. Except for movie day, once a week I show my gym my home video of me slicing my arms to shit to try and drain the oil from my swollen biceps which were beyond gangreene. I like to show them the video so they can see just how manly I am to take a knife to my own arm. The end!!!
    is there any truth to THAT?? Im interested to know what kind of levels this freak has or is willing to go to.

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    Is their a company actually endorsing this jackass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOREGRETS
    Is their a company actually endorsing this jackass?
    yup the website on that poster is real and they have testimonials of other female bodybuilders who use it as well as a review by the main fruitcake, Greg, himself

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    I LMAO @ his MD coloum but this is to far. BTW edit where you saw the poster

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    What an idiot...why would anyone try to use him to sell product?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    The Gregg Valentino life story, here we go;
    I had a great body and used to compete back in the day. I heard about an oil called synthol that you could inject to make your arms bigger than King Kongs, so I knew I had to have some. My arms immediately grew to an enormous size, and despite pissing parts of my liver and kidneys out every morning I kept up with the injections. The stuff was great!!! So great that I left my beautiful, faithful, and loving wife to start hanging out with a dirty peurto rican gangbanger, who eventually died of an overdose. But that was ok though, even though I lost my wife, my drug addict girlfreind died, and my arms began looking disgusting and swollen, I was still the hero of the gym and had my oil coming into me by the crate now. I was fortunate enough to get featured on some shows like Ripleys and the late night show, and almost offered to do them for free since I was so ****ing stupid and caught up with my gross arms the attention gave me an orgasm!!! Eventually I was busted for dealing large amounts of gear, went to prison for a couple years, and cried myself to sleep every night. But it was still cool because all the inmates were always looking at my arms, it felt like an orgasm!!! Now my life sux, I work out in my basement of this rental home, because I'm too ashamed to show my face anyplace. Except for movie day, once a week I show my gym my home video of me slicing my arms to shit to try and drain the oil from my swollen biceps which were beyond gangreene. I like to show them the video so they can see just how manly I am to take a knife to my own arm. The end!!!
    yeah id say that about sums it up

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    *shakes head in disgust*
    ***No source checks!!!***

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