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  1. 04-08-2006, 10:16 AM #121
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    This is boring.
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    But the girl in the video does it.
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  3. 04-08-2006, 10:18 AM #123
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    You do know why i married you right? Because sheep cant cook.
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  4. 04-08-2006, 10:19 AM #124
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    Lesson bitch your just a number to me.
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    Oh bull shit. It's not mine.
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  6. 04-08-2006, 10:21 AM #126
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    And the best of them all.


    Get a job bitch.
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  7. 04-08-2006, 10:24 AM #127
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    I will need a few more beers if you dont mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    Lesson bitch your just a number to me.
    amen lol
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    Lol i can think of more rude thing to say to a girl then i can a nice one.
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    "eh i just rememberd that im gay.."
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    You suke my dick like it's a job.

    Now i see why your still unemployed
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    Are you a diyk or do you alwas dress like that.
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  13. 04-08-2006, 01:04 PM #133
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    guy: i found out im gay
    naked girl: when did that happen?
    guy: just this second
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    mine were better
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    mine were better
    What was the worst thing some asshole has seaid to you? Also how did you respond and why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    What was the worst thing some asshole has seaid to you? Also how did you respond and why?
    I had a guy put his hand up my skirt in a club once.. I put my knee in his crotch as a thank-u.

    On a date i had a guy say lets skip dinner and just do what people do best horizontally. - (I went to the ladies room and left.)



    Oh you mean about my body..unless it was in anger nothing really..I have flaws but so does everyone I got no nipple hair or body hair, or BO..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I had a guy put his hand up my skirt in a club once.. I put my knee in his crotch as a thank-u.

    On a date i had a guy say lets skip dinner and just do what people do best horizontally. - (I went to the ladies room and left.)



    Oh you mean about my body..unless it was in anger nothing really..I have flaws but so does everyone I got no nipple hair or body hair, or BO..

    You hit him in the balls. Good for him. I wonder if the feel was worth it. To tell you the truth i would take that chance also. Only kidding.
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    "even i have bigger boobs than you" (lol ive used this one atleast 2-3 times)
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    This works best for one nighters. Wait until you're both really into it for maximum impact and whisper it lovingly into her ear.

    ..we're making a baby..we're making a baby...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gachamann
    This works best for one nighters. Wait until you're both really into it for maximum impact and whisper it lovingly into her ear.

    ..we're making a baby..we're making a baby...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gachamann
    This works best for one nighters. Wait until you're both really into it for maximum impact and whisper it lovingly into her ear.

    ..we're making a baby..we're making a baby...


    No i would not wont to jinx my self.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gachamann
    This works best for one nighters. Wait until you're both really into it for maximum impact and whisper it lovingly into her ear.

    ..we're making a baby..we're making a baby...

    That would be like hitting a concert wall at 200mph ...................that would make anyone sober in half a second ..................

    one time i was with this girl and we just finished and i saw that she wanted to cuddle and shit so i stood up went to the bathroom and got on the bed on the otherside ,sitting uprigt on the bed with my knee stick out between us so she couldn't get close to me ...............she was like whats wrong and i said sorr"it's very hot in here i need some air "...........
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  23. 04-10-2006, 07:26 PM #143
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    I like a little cushion for the pushin
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    are those mosquito bites?
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    after blowing it inside of her...

    "oops.............wow,........... that's really jammed in there good"
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