Yo Mamma is so dumb, your father is cross eyed and she accused him of seeing someone on the side!
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Yo Mamma!
Yo Mamma is so dumb, your father is cross eyed and she accused him of seeing someone on the side!
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i gotta S on ma chest
oh shit
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Yo mamma is so fat, she has to go outside to change her mind.
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Yo mamma is so ugly, when she was born the windows on her incubator were tinted.
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Yo mamma is so fat, she gotta use Mapquest to find her neck.
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Yo momma is so fat, her account on myspace is called "outerspace".
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Come on dammit, no one else has anything?
I know there are some jokers on this board.
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Anabolic Member
Yo mama is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car
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Yo mamma is so dumb, she was yelling into an envelope trying to send voice-mail.
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enough said.....................Originally Posted by SwoleCat
Yo mama Jokes
Site created by Teo
Shout outz to all my pplz in NYC! Queens and Staten Island.
Yo mama so fat, her belt size was equator
Yo mama so fat she sits in two time zones
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo mama so fat, she causes a blackout when she sits
Yo mama so fat, she step on a scale it says to be continued....
Yo mama so fat, people jogged the marathon around her
Yo mama so fat, God couldn't light earth till she moved
Yo mama so fat, she went on a date with high heels and came back with sandals
Yo mama so fat, her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat she buys to airline tickets
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu
Yo mama so fat, she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell
Yo mama so fat, we're in her right now
Yo mama so fat, she lies on the beach and no one else gets any sun
Yo mama so fat, that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears pop
Yo mama so fat, she put on lipstick with a paint roller
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles
Dbol Junkie
yo momma is so fat, i rolled over three times, and i was still on the bitch
Banned
want more?....................can you dig it sucka?
Yo mama so supid, he got hit by a parked car
Yo mama so stupid she triped over a cordless phone
Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo mama so stupid, she put m&m's in alphabetical order
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo mama so stupid, she stole free bread from the baker
Yo mama so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minuites
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a silence car alarm
Yo mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Yo mama so stupid, she took the pepsi challenge and chose jif
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Boyz || men was a day care center
Yo mama so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Disneyworld and saw that sign Disneyworld left, so she went home
Yo mama so stupid, when the computer said "press any key to continue" she could'nt find the any key
Yo mama so stupid, she got a doughnut and returned it cause it got a hole in it
Anabolic Member
Your momma is so dumb.. she looked into a pond..saw her reflection... thought she was drowing and tried to save herself.
Dbol Junkie
yo momma's tits are so disproportionate that they call the bitch biggie smalls
i gotta S on ma chest
Your mamas so fat she cant even float in space
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That's good.
I like the original ones like this, I've seen those lists before.
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Made Of Sugar
This thread offends me....my mother passed away...
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I THINK I PROVED MY POINT lol enough....
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Made Of Sugar
oh wait! I dont have to view if it offends me...
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Okay, well now that lists have been pasted thus ruining getting everyone to throw in a few, this thread is shit!
If there are any original ones, let's hear 'em..........
Damn GOOGLE SEARCHES!
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my favorite is...............
yo mama is so fat........that when she went to school............she sat beside EVVVVVVVVVERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYBODY
Member
Your mama is so big...that when she wears her raincoat, people run after her yelling "TAXI!"
i gotta S on ma chest
has anyone got fat parents. my dads a right fat cvnt. must be 30st at least
Dbol Junkie
yo mama so poor, they put her face on food stamps
Dbol Junkie
yo mama so poor, i asked her where the bathroom was, and she said pick a corner
Dbol Junkie
yo mama so poor, she hangs used toilet paper out to dry
Dbol Junkie
yo mama so poor, when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she screamed - "Don't use the good china"
Dbol Junkie
yo mama so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure
Dbol Junkie
yo mama so ugly, yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye...
Anabolic Member
Yo mama is so fat that she was wearing a Malcolm X shirt and a helicopter landed on her back.
Anabolic Member
Yo Mama is so fat that when he turned around completely she had a welcome back party.
Anabolic Member
Yo mama is so ugly that they had to put beef jerky on her neck so the dogs could play with her.
Anabolic Member
Yo mamma is so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo momma is so fat seh plays pool with the planets.
Yo mamma is so hairy when I looked at her armpit, i thought she had don king in a head lock.
Your momma's so big she doesn't have dreams, she has motion pictures.
Your momma is so ugly, that when they filmed her birth, they showed your grandmas vagina, but blurred your mom's face.
Associate Member
never mind
Banned
yo mamma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "please step out of the vehicle"
Banned
yo mamma breath so bad, she has to see a dentist online
Banned
yo mamma so poor, people break in and leave her money
Banned
ahhh hahaha... i like that one.
Anabolic Member
does this have anything to do with that yo momma show on mtv? i seen it for the first time today where they battle with jokes haha
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Old one:
Yo momma so poor she can't even afford to pay attention!
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