Whats the stupidest thing you've done when ur drunk??

[blockyourway]

Whats the stupidest thing you've done when ur drunk??

[Tren Bull]

Whats the stupidest thing you've done when ur drunk??

man, you could have added to my thread about this topic. theres lots of good stories in there

[Tren Bull]

anyway, its good to see that my tendency to do dumb things is shared by other people

[BEER WHORE]

I am drunk right now

[SVTMuscle*]

i was at a house party this past summer and i was completly wasted and someone was ****ing around saying the cops are comming in! (everyone was around 18) and so I dunno why but i decided to sprint full ****ing force to the deck.

The door was open so i decided to do some sort of retarded leap onto the deck... not noticing the screen door was still shut.... So now there is this 220 pound kid running full sprint jumping into the screen door with no idea the screen door is there.... i bend the door in half, BOUNCE back like it was a rubber band and knocked over a kid about 6 feet away!! thats how far I flew! never mind the cuts on my foreheard from it haha




And also one time last year I lit my hand on fire from a flamming shot, but thats a totally diff story haha

[farrebarre]

we were chillin getting drunk at a friends house, we were really bored so we decided to "kidnap" a friend of ours lol. anywho we tied his hands legs and mouth with ducktape and put him in the back of the car, i was sitting next to him, another guy infront and one driving the car. we were driving next to this bus stop and there were some ppl waiting for the bus, so the guy with the ducktapes on him we told him to start screaming and try to get out, and make it look real and then i was supposed to "hit" him in the face several times till he passed out. OMFG the ppl were staring not knowing what to do. anywho we drove off and like 3-4 min down the road we met several police cars going where we came from lol. so we went to the local gas station, its open 24/7 so there are always loads of ppl there. we stopped me n another guy pulled him out while the driver had the engine running, we threw him on the ground, suddenly my friend pulls a gun puts it to this guys head and yells "dont ever come near my sister again" hahaha then we kicked him a couple of times (not hard, just for show) jumped back in the car and drove off like crazy. We had another car in the back who was supposed to pick the ducktape guy up, but he was so stupid instead of going to the car he ran out on the street and kept running. hahahahaha oboy that was fun

[Chemical King]

made a pass at my gf cousin when my gf was standing right next to me.lol. that took some getting out of(when me and the gf split up a yr later, i shaged her cousin anyway)

[d2000honda]

I was at a party, passed out, people were playing dominoes beside the bed and 2 girls were trying to wake me up to start f*****g. They were playing with it, sucking it but nothing got up. Instead I was passed out. Next day my friends told me that I had missed 2 fine ass looking girls and I was pissed off.

[farrebarre]

just rememberd some sick ass hit we did back in the days. all the guys agreed that if anyone would pass out, the rest will do crazy shit on him. this guy passed out and a friend of mine went to the bathroom jerked off and came in a cup and poured it on the guys face... that was totally sick and my friend got his ass kicked lol

[chest6]

Never really done anything that dumb..I'll have to think about this one

[RA]

Ive actually done something similar.

[RA]

I like when girls inner lesbo comes out.

[RuhlFreak55]

i fell face first in a tolet once........and i tried to eat vaseline......

[DamnYouMSN]

i pissed on one of my walls in my room....i thought i was in the bathroom.

[anaBROLIC]

i pissed on one of my walls in my room....i thought i was in the bathroom.

i have done the same thing right after i fell in the shower. i blacked out and dont remember any of it.. had to of been told from gf what i did..

[DamnYouMSN]

i don't say what the worse part was....my mother and sister found me pissing on my wall.

[RuhlFreak55]

i don't say what the worse part was....my mother and sister found me pissing on my wall.

wow.......that sucks

[Bigpup101]

i snorted a shot glass of tabassco sauce

[Dave321]

... edit... gross.

[farrebarre]

this isnt a drunk story, but still just as dumb as one. this guy i know, his in his room jerking off and just as his about to cum his dad opens the door to his room just to check on him, he panics and jumps towards the bed. while in the air he cums all over the floor n shit´. when hes on the bed he turns to his dad and says something like: "its not what it seem like". his dad just closes the door and walks slowly away lol... now thats the most embaressing shit ive ever heard of

[Dave321]

this isnt a drunk story, but still just as dumb as one. this guy i know, his in his room jerking off and just as his about to cum his dad opens the door to his room just to check on him, he panics and jumps towards the bed. while in the air he cums all over the floor n shit´. when hes on the bed he turns to his dad and says something like: "its not what it seem like". his dad just closes the door and walks slowly away lol... now thats the most embaressing shit ive ever heard of

were you embarrassed? how did you face your dad after the fact?

[anaBROLIC]

i don't say what the worse part was....my mother and sister found me pissing on my wall.

ya well from what i understand i sat in my bed after i pissed on the wall and was laughing at my gf as she cleaned it up.. i was very close to becoming single that night..lol

[1819]

there is simply not enough time in the day to even begin to cover some of the experiences ive had while boozing. i will leave it at that.

[RA]

I had toilet paper stuck to my ass and it lead all the way back to the roller in the bathroom. I dont remember going to the bathroom.

[RuhlFreak55]

I had toilet paper stuck to my ass and it lead all the way back to the roller in the bathroom. I dont remember going to the bathroom.

.....OMG, that's amazing

[RA]

.....OMG, that's amazing

I dont drink vodka anymore.

[RuhlFreak55]

I dont drink vodka anymore.

prolly a good idea

[farrebarre]

were you embarrassed? how did you face your dad after the fact?

lol it wasnt me dood...

[firmechicano831]

I love these stories.

[OSTIE]

Besides being really stupid back in the day and participating in alot of rec drugs of a white substance while drunk....

Id say the funniest drunk thing I did was when me and my brother(who is underage using my ID) went to a bar... there was a group of people there id say around 28-30yrs old, just got outta work it looked like... they were all drunk and they started heckling my brother and I....

We did our best to let it go and leave the bar cause neither of us could afford a disorderly or assualt charge... We go to a different bar then as we are walkin past this first bar to get my brothers truck, we see this guy (who was talkin shit) start his 2005 Volvo and park it right infront of the bar to warm up....

We both looked at eachother, threw on our leather gloves, jumped in his car and stole the ****er.... we drove it around for about 5min giggling like little school girls then we parked it under the expressway, locked the keys in the car and called a cab, cause we were too drunk to drive our own vehicle...

[Brazil]

ive been wasted here in brazil smashed out a car window for no reason which i had to pay for cause people were watching 530 in the morning and pissed in my room like 4 times.

[ShnouzedUp]

i pissed all over the alpha ki soroity hallway last weekend.. blacked out..at 3am... and they all watched me.... haha! after they finally got me outa there, i had to piss again, cause i pissed all over the chicks car that kicked me out... haha... also apparently i had like this 3 hour serious convo with this chick i've been talkin to... yep, don't remember any of that either.... I have done some really dumb shit though, i just don't recall at the moment..

[ShnouzedUp]

this isnt a drunk story, but still just as dumb as one. this guy i know, his in his room jerking off and just as his about to cum his dad opens the door to his room just to check on him, he panics and jumps towards the bed. while in the air he cums all over the floor n shit´. when hes on the bed he turns to his dad and says something like: "its not what it seem like". his dad just closes the door and walks slowly away lol... now thats the most embaressing shit ive ever heard of

thats awesome

[spencer]

kissed my mother in law

[Bojangles69]

got in a car..

[spencer]

r got my BIATCH pregnant. daaaamm it

[spencer]

[Bojangles69]

this isnt a drunk story, but still just as dumb as one. this guy i know, his in his room jerking off and just as his about to cum his dad opens the door to his room just to check on him, he panics and jumps towards the bed. while in the air he cums all over the floor n shit´. when hes on the bed he turns to his dad and says something like: "its not what it seem like". his dad just closes the door and walks slowly away lol... now thats the most embaressing shit ive ever heard of

i didnt know superman jerked off..

[Hunter]

I was really drunk and made it to the bathroom to piss and I couldn't hit the toilet so I pissed in the shower then I flushed the toilet to make people think I had pissed in thet toilet but all my friends knew kinda funny

[craneboy]

shot up a bar