My girl friend sucks :(

[needmorestrength]

We were driving back to my hometown, which is about an hour, and its that time of the month for her.... and she flashed me, then grabbed me.. I almost drove off the road.... she has the perfectest boobs ever.. lol... but now im sexually frustrated till I see her next week

[Superhuman]

blood never hurt anybody...

[zimmy]

lol shoulda just told her don't start if you aren't gonna finish..after all...blood isn't flowing out of her mouth :P

[needmorestrength]

lol shoulda just told her don't start if you aren't gonna finish..after all...blood isn't flowing out of her mouth :P

lol, she said she would have if we had some place to go, but due to circumstances we didnt

[G-1000]

Only one thing you can do.

[BARLOW]

omg, road headddd

[zimmy]

lol prolly TMI but i almost ran my old bronco off the highway because of that :P

[needmorestrength]

Only one thing you can do.

lol done annnnnnd DONE LOL

[stayinstacked]

If you'll walk through mud then you'll **** through blood

[kloter1]

[RA]

They like the tease....

[Rob]

Get well soon NMS.

[needmorestrength]

Get well soon NMS.

thanx.... uhhh hows your mom doing bud?

[Stackt007]

Road head ooooo thats the best .....what if they made a movie where some guy was getting head from his ol lady and crashed and both died with her mouth on your shaft that would be crazyiest thing to see hmmm how he they die oooo I see

[needmorestrength]

Road head ooooo thats the best .....what if they made a movie where some guy was getting head from his ol lady and crashed and both died with her mouth on your shaft that would be crazyiest thing to see hmmm how he they die oooo I see

[liftinghard]

lol, she said she would have if we had some place to go, but due to circumstances we didnt

so there is no dirt roads around you could go park at you should keep a blanket in the back that wat you can park on the side of the road and walk up in the woods. taking you arnt on the interstate or anything like the saying goes where there is a will there is a way

[D7M]

yah, road head. or pull over get alittl bloody, or put it in her pooper

[Pooks]

yah, road head. or pull over get alittl bloody, or put it in her pooper

yah pullover n steam that car up

[D7M]

seriuosly. what's the prob?

[LX-1]

pics

[GunTotingHipGangster]

if you can walk through mud you can fvck through blood

after all, it stops once penetration is initiated

[needmorestrength]

pics

pics of what .... sorry boys we're not into doing it during that time or anal.. we're both pretty religious

[hotstuff]

i'm sorry.......what was the problem again???

[Logan13]

blood never hurt anybody...

exactly

[ScreaM]

you know what they say... dont be a quitter, hit it in the sh^tter! lol

[RA]

Shouldnt the title of this thread be "my girl doesnt suck?"

[heavyrotation92]

Shouldnt the title of this thread be "my girl doesnt suck?"

yea, a little blood = no big deal.

and if she doesnt give head, then you have bigger problems.

[Big Broker 1]

Shouldnt the title of this thread be "my girl doesnt suck?"

Lmfao....yup

[biggerisbetter2006]

blood never hurt anybody...

I was thinking the same damn thing..

[Teabagger]

It's ok to swim in a muddy river, just don't drink the water....

[d2000honda]

Sucks when they do that. When my girl is in her time, she blows me at least once a day. she takes care of me and I take care of her.

[cfiler]

Tell her not to start anything, unless she plans on finishing. If she doesn't want oral or anal, then she better not tease you. Otherwise push her out of the car.

[D7M]

pics of what .... sorry boys we're not into doing it during that time or anal.. we're both pretty religious

let me get this straight, you guys have sex, she flashed you, grabbed you, but no anal, b/c you're "both pretty religious" doesn't make sense to me.

[Mizfit]

let me get this straight, you guys have sex, she flashed you, grabbed you, but no anal, b/c you're "both pretty religious" doesn't make sense to me.

we have all fornicated in the eyes of god

[Mizfit]

"'fornication' could include any sexual sin committed after the betrothal contract. ...In Biblical usage, 'fornication' can mean any sexual congress outside monogamous marriage. It thus includes not only premarital sex, but also adultery, homosexual acts, incest, remarriage after un-Biblical divorce, and sexual acts with animals, all of which are explicitly forbidden in the law as given through Moses (Leviticus 20:10-21). Christ expanded the prohibition against adultery to include even sexual lusting (Matthew 5:28)." (Dr. Henry M. Morris)"

Some take it as far as to say even looking at someone or thinking about someone sexually is a sin..

Therefore if your religious and want to live right in the Eyes of god.. You better stop anything that's fun

[RA]

"'fornication' could include any sexual sin committed after the betrothal contract. ...In Biblical usage, 'fornication' can mean any sexual congress outside monogamous marriage. It thus includes not only premarital sex, but also adultery, homosexual acts, incest, remarriage after un-Biblical divorce, and sexual acts with animals, all of which are explicitly forbidden in the law as given through Moses (Leviticus 20:10-21). Christ expanded the prohibition against adultery to include even sexual lusting (Matthew 5:28)." (Dr. Henry M. Morris)"

These are a few of my favorite things...

[Cardio Kitten]

"'fornication' could include any sexual sin committed after the betrothal contract. ...In Biblical usage, 'fornication' can mean any sexual congress outside monogamous marriage. It thus includes not only premarital sex, but also adultery, homosexual acts, incest, remarriage after un-Biblical divorce, and sexual acts with animals, all of which are explicitly forbidden in the law as given through Moses (Leviticus 20:10-21). Christ expanded the prohibition against adultery to include even sexual lusting (Matthew 5:28)." (Dr. Henry M. Morris)"

Some take it as far as to say even looking at someone or thinking about someone sexually is a sin..

Therefore if your religious and want to live right in the Eyes of god.. You better stop anything that's fun

Ohhhhh...Im gon' to hell

[Mizfit]

Ohhhhh...Im gon' to hell

I'll save ya a seat

[Gra]

Ohhhhh...Im gon' to hell

You won`t be there alone

[D7M]

we have all fornicated in the eyes of god

this is true. I just find it a bit of an oxymoron to say we're religious, we'll have sex, but just not anal, can't cross that line