The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom
making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do
this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this
house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened"
"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.
But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you"
The husband begins to
tell his story . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw
her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed
that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that
she had not eaten for 3 days. With great Compassion and hurt, I brought
her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that
you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing,
practically devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a
shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes
so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair
of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear
because they are
too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our
anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will
Not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you
bought at the Expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw
your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When
We got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes,
She asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"
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