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    bad farts ..i mean bad

    guys my farts ****ing stink ,i eat a lot of beef because i work in a meat factory do you think it is the beef.....

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    that shit does smell, i can smell it from here...

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    High protein diet farts usually stink in general...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tank2005
    guys my farts ****ing stink ,i eat a lot of beef because i work in a meat factory do you think it is the beef.....
    check your underwear........... my might have misted yourself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Alex*
    check your underwear........... my might have misted yourself!
    and its usually accompanied by burning in that region.

    when i take a shit the stink the bathroom is very very bad. I actually went through half a can of room freshner this past week. My mom is starting to voice some concern over my bathroom habits.

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    why am i bumping this

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    Lol. Look at these responses! I read on another thread that farts are from carbs. I recall a few years ago having an issue. You talk about stank. Wow.
    I remember two people in a parking lot, were gagging from one of my poofs and I thought I was safe farting outdoors. We're talking toxic poof clouds. Another time, after getting out of a bathroom I got yelled at by my employer. I started laughing and a woman coworker was like....."you're freaken gross!" That made me laugh harder. I'm hard pressed to believe that you could one up me in the fart department!

    Quote Originally Posted by tank2005
    guys my farts ****ing stink ,i eat a lot of beef because i work in a meat factory do you think it is the beef.....

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    How many protein shakes you takin per day? maybe you're lactose intolerent

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    i have 1 protein shake a day ...............

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    im actually doing ok considering. i have about 10-12 eggs a day and 3 protein shakes along with everything else, and i dont get that much bad gas

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    hmm their are ladies present..

    EWWWW

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    Throw in a few pickeled eggs, some cabbage, and six beers on top of a couple of protein shakes....your butt becomes a WMD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teabagger
    Throw in a few pickeled eggs, some cabbage, and six beers on top of a couple of protein shakes....your butt becomes a WMD.
    i was thinkin the same thing man.... haha

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    WHAT AM I DOING?

    I'm supposed to be packing for vacation and once again, I'm glued to AR!
    This time discussing farts.
    God help me.

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    I am on a 3gm x lbs body weigth protein diet, and early in the morning before I get up from bed, way before I hit the can for the fist time in a day, I fart a couple of times, they smell so bad that they wake me up, as well as my wife and dog which take off runing out of the bedroom at 4:30 am.....they smell gross.

    Some time ago a was on high carb diet and I remeber farting late at night some 2 farts per minute for about 45 minutes that was 90 farts and pretty big ones in less than one hour, but they did not had any smell (or at least that is what I think)

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    Too bad there's no way to measure fart potency. If there was I'm sure I'd be the alpha male.

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    Hey, you're the one that looked at the thread. While you're here you should share a fart story of your very own with us! The guys just love when the girls fart and share their tale! It's a new way to flirt and win us over!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    hmm their are ladies present..

    EWWWW

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    can someone please help the brother out........try taking beano with meals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archeryblackdog
    I am on a 3gm x lbs body weigth protein diet, and early in the morning before I get up from bed, way before I hit the can for the fist time in a day, I fart a couple of times, they smell so bad that they wake me up, as well as my wife and dog which take off runing out of the bedroom at 4:30 am.....they smell gross.
    ahahahahahahah

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    The gym I workout is in a basement and if you fart there is an eternal linger.

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    yeah man i could go on command while bulking

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