top 10 reasons iron is better than your girlfriend

[stunner5000pt]

10. Iron never has a headache.

9. Iron doesn't care if it's 3AM, it's ready to go when you are.

8. Iron doesn't mind your protein gas.

7. Iron doesn't care if you call it "bitch" when you're pushing up that last rep

6. Iron never asks if it looks fat; 200 pounds is ALWAYS 200 pounds (thanks to Henry Rollins).

5. Iron doesn't want a ring. It already knows you're committed.

4. You always know exactly where you stand with Iron. You don't have to worry that you might hurt Iron's feelings.

3. The only thing Iron wants for your anniversary is for you to go and use it. Not that Iron cares if you remember your anniversary.

2. Iron will never cheat on you, but you can tell your friends to go ahead and bang out a few more reps without Iron feeling dirty.

1. Iron doesn't placate, it doesn't scorn, it doesn't jeer and it never judges. It just waits for you to push to a new PR.

[AnabolicAndre]

I love it!

[THE_DOME]

thats quality right there

[Zanelike]

That is exactly what I need to hear right now!!! No wonder I always turn to the Iron when I'm pissed off, it never lets me down

[Tren Bull]

10. Iron never has a headache.

9. Iron doesn't care if it's 3AM, it's ready to go when you are.

8. Iron doesn't mind your protein gas.

7. Iron doesn't care if you call it "bitch" when you're pushing up that last rep

6. Iron never asks if it looks fat; 200 pounds is ALWAYS 200 pounds (thanks to Henry Rollins).

5. Iron doesn't want a ring. It already knows you're committed.

4. You always know exactly where you stand with Iron. You don't have to worry that you might hurt Iron's feelings.

3. The only thing Iron wants for your anniversary is for you to go and use it. Not that Iron cares if you remember your anniversary.

2. Iron will never cheat on you, but you can tell your friends to go ahead and bang out a few more reps without Iron feeling dirty.

1. Iron doesn't placate, it doesn't scorn, it doesn't jeer and it never judges. It just waits for you to push to a new PR.

haha yea, and iron wont give you herpes either

[~fuelforfire~]

lol exactly tren man

[Tren Bull]

oh and another thing, iron will help you get with other girls. some girls will do everything in their power to ruin your chances with their pretty friends. *cough* *cough* liz *cough*

[DNoMac]

I need to send that to the female

[C_Bino]

Number 5 is awesome.

[steve0]

i love it hands down, im gonna copy it

[QuieTSToRM33]

good shit ......... fvckin awesome

[jollygreenGIANT]

10. Iron never has a headache.

9. Iron doesn't care if it's 3AM, it's ready to go when you are.

8. Iron doesn't mind your protein gas.

7. Iron doesn't care if you call it "bitch" when you're pushing up that last rep

6. Iron never asks if it looks fat; 200 pounds is ALWAYS 200 pounds (thanks to Henry Rollins).

5. Iron doesn't want a ring. It already knows you're committed.

4. You always know exactly where you stand with Iron. You don't have to worry that you might hurt Iron's feelings.

3. The only thing Iron wants for your anniversary is for you to go and use it. Not that Iron cares if you remember your anniversary.

2. Iron will never cheat on you, but you can tell your friends to go ahead and bang out a few more reps without Iron feeling dirty.

1. Iron doesn't placate, it doesn't scorn, it doesn't jeer and it never judges. It just waits for you to push to a new PR.

beautifully put.

[big L 17]

hahah awesome

[NotSmall]

Sorry to break rank boys but Iron never gave me a blowjob...

[Timm1704]

Sorry to break rank boys but Iron never gave me a blowjob...

your going to the wrong gym

[NotSmall]

your going to the wrong gym

LMAO!

[Mizfit]

HMm i need to rework these.. you guys r dating the wrong freakin women

[farrebarre]

iron once got mad at me and smashed my cellphone =(

[Big Broker 1]

iron once got mad at me and smashed my cellphone =(

Haha...Iron did that to me to

[USfighterFC]

I cant bang Iron in its ass can i? Iron really fell up short on that one.

[NotSmall]

I cant bang Iron in its ass can i? Iron really fell up short on that one.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO - Exactly!

[farrebarre]

I cant bang Iron in its ass can i? Iron really fell up short on that one.

acually you can, if u pull the iron bar out there u have a wonderful hole all for urself.

[NotSmall]

acually you can, if u pull the iron bar out there u have a wonderful hole all for urself.

I hope you use olympic weights

[farrebarre]

I hope you use olympic weights

[*Alex*]

10. Iron never has a headache.

9. Iron doesn't care if it's 3AM, it's ready to go when you are.

8. Iron doesn't mind your protein gas.

7. Iron doesn't care if you call it "bitch" when you're pushing up that last rep

6. Iron never asks if it looks fat; 200 pounds is ALWAYS 200 pounds (thanks to Henry Rollins).

5. Iron doesn't want a ring. It already knows you're committed.

4. You always know exactly where you stand with Iron. You don't have to worry that you might hurt Iron's feelings.

3. The only thing Iron wants for your anniversary is for you to go and use it. Not that Iron cares if you remember your anniversary.

2. Iron will never cheat on you, but you can tell your friends to go ahead and bang out a few more reps without Iron feeling dirty.

1. Iron doesn't placate, it doesn't scorn, it doesn't jeer and it never judges. It just waits for you to push to a new PR.

i wanna make love to IRON!

[USfighterFC]

acually you can, if u pull the iron bar out there u have a wonderful hole all for urself.

I knew someone was gonna say that sooner or later.

[NotSmall]

I knew someone was gonna say that sooner or later.

Farrebarre told me in a PM that he actually prefers to use the bar rather than the weights, whatever that means

[*Alex*]

Farrebarre told me in a PM that he actually prefers to use the bar rather than the weights, whatever that means

lmao.

[USfighterFC]

Farrebarre told me in a PM that he actually prefers to use the bar rather than the weights, whatever that means

LOL the Ez bar.

[farrebarre]

Farrebarre told me in a PM that he actually prefers to use the bar rather than the weights, whatever that means

you bastard u said u wouldnt tell anyone

[biglouie250]

when iron wakes me up with a BJ then we will have something here.

[Tren Bull]

iron once got mad at me and smashed my cellphone =(

haha, irons gotten pissed at me several times too. ive dropped a 60 pound dumbell and a 45 pound plate on my foot. plus i always stub my toes on the weights in my room. these damn 50 pound plates on my barbell are a hazard for sure

[63190]

Gotta love the iron.

[RuhlFreak55]

That is exactly what I need to hear right now!!! No wonder I always turn to the Iron when I'm pissed off, it never lets me down

me too, exactly what i needed

[BlueAndromeda73]

Awesome...also Iron doesnt care how much other Iron you use

[stunner5000pt]

if ur feeling lonely you can go and bang some iron and it wont want you to stay over to talk after

[firmechicano831]

nice, I approve.

[Stackt007]

good stuff

[thedoctordavo]

thats awsome

[liftinghard]

iron doesnt want you to cuddle