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  1. 04-18-2006, 06:16 AM #1
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    Wink Beer Vs. Pussy

    1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER

    2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy

    3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER

    4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy

    5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy

    6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy

    7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy

    8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER

    9. Too much beer and you'll think you see

    flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY

    10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY

    11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER

    12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER

    13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER

    14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER

    15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

    16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER


    FINAL SCORE: BEER 9
    PUSSY 7

    That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

    PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. -An
    extra point for BEER
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  3. 04-18-2006, 06:31 AM #3
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    funny stuff.
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    Funny stuff Mizfit!

    Pussy is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. But when it's bad, it's still pretty darn good.
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    I like a woman that talks about beer and pussy.
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    Pussy > beer
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    But no one has ever got fat from too much pussy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
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    These lists are kinda funny but given the choice at any given time between some hot pussy or a cold beer we all know we'd choose the pussy, and anyone who says any different is gay.
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  11. 04-18-2006, 08:05 AM #11
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    Its beer and pusssy dumbass.
    not beer or pussy,.
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    haha. pussy is more satisfying tho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cfiler
    Funny stuff Mizfit!

    Pussy is like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. But when it's bad, it's still pretty darn good.
    i sure hope there aint any pussys that look like a pizza
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    Beer without pussy or Beer with pussy LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by powerliftmike
    haha. pussy is more satisfying tho.
    Less Filling!
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    I like drinking beer then getting pussy.
    or
    Pussy everyday and beer once a week.

    Life is good.

    Ok, who's posting Diamonds Vs. Cocks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puffader
    Ok, who's posting Diamonds Vs. Cocks?
    Why, which do you prefer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    Why, which do you prefer?
    haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puffader
    I like drinking beer then getting pussy.
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    Pussy everyday and beer once a week.

    Life is good.

    Ok, who's posting Diamonds Vs. Cocks?
    HMMm how bout choclate
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    HMMm how bout choclate
    Sure, I'll dip it in chocolate for you if that's what rings your bell honey.
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    would you do it for me...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    would you do it for me...?
    Dip your own you dirty monkey
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    Quote Originally Posted by pepperoni
    haha

    You have gotta change that avatar or you will get banned
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    ur a dirty girl mizzy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob
    ur a dirty girl mizzy
    Mizfit sorry to jack your thread but do you always have your hair like that rob?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JR.SHRED
    Mizfit sorry to jack your thread but do you always have your hair like that rob?
    i dont see whats wrong with that hair, looks pretty nice to me
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    he must be bald or something
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob
    he must be bald or something
    Yeah, or have a comb.
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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beer and pussy!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    HMMm how bout choclate
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    Yours is too small anyway.....







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    Why, which do you prefer?
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    hmmm, i've had one of these once and it was gross.....so i'll take the other one any day (beer is the most disgusting beverage ever created and i vow never to drink it again)
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
    hmmm, i've had one of these once and it was gross.....so i'll take the other one any day (beer is the most disgusting beverage ever created and i vow never to drink it again)
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    Quote Originally Posted by *Alex*
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    glad someone noticed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puffader
    Yours is too small anyway.....
    Yeah, I heard you were in need of a rebore.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    FINAL SCORE: BEER 9
    PUSSY 7

    That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

    No Way Jose
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