Need some help here........

[BajanBastard]

Can someone translate this for me? What language is this? I guessed German but i was wrong so the online translators are not working. Any ideas?

Thanks!


Belgen onderzoeken onzichtbare anabole steroïde norclostebol


Ze noemen hem chloornandrolon-acetaat of norclostebol-acetaat, maar officieel heet hij 4-chloro-norandrost-4-ene-17-ol-3-one. Belgische onderzoekers hebben hem ontdekt in vee dat door de hormoonmaffia was ingespoten. Ze ontwikkelen nu een test die misbruik kan aantonen. Voor vee is er zo'n test nog niet. Norclostebol is daarom voorlopig een onzichtbaar hormoon.


Al in 2002 brachten de Belgen de buitenwereld op een congres voor hormoonjagers ervan op de hoogte dat ze een nieuw hormoon hadden ontdekt. Verleden jaar verscheen er over dit hormoon een proefschrift en nu volgen publicaties in vakbladen.


Norclostebol is eigenlijk clostebol waarvan methylgroep op C19 is weggehaald. Je kunt het ook beschrijven als nandrolon waarvan op C4 een waterstofatoom is vervangen door een chlooratoom.

[*Alex*]

i read Russian, but that is german my friend. Cant help you there!

[BajanBastard]

i read Russian, but that is german my friend. Cant help you there!

Yeah i thought is was German but the translators won't frigging work. I'm dying to read it in English.

[NotSmall]

I would guess dutch.

[NotSmall]

Yeah, it would appear to be dutch, this is what the translator on dictionary.com made of it, kinda fucked up but you can get the gist of it:

Belgians examine invisibly anabole steroïde norclostebol them call him chloornandrolon-acetaat or norclostebol-acetaat, but are officially called he 4-chloro-norandrost-4-ene-17-ol-3-one. Belgian research workers have discovered him in cattle that it had been injected by the hormone mafia. They now develop a test which can show abuse. For cattle there is such a test not yet. For this reason Norclostebol are provisionally an invisibly hormone. Already in 2002, the belgians informed the outside world on a congress for hormone hunters of it that they had discovered a new hormone. Past year appeared there concerning this hormone a test book and now follows publications in vakbladen. Norclostebol are actual clostebol of which methyl group on C19 has been taken away. You can describe it also as nandrolon of which have been replaced on C4 a hydrogen atom by a chlorine atom.

[NotSmall]

lol @ "the hormone mafia" - the biggest crime group in the world!

[BajanBastard]

lol @ "the hormone mafia" - the biggest crime group in the world!

LOL! I just came to post the results. Man when i read that i laughed.

[BajanBastard]

**** **** **** ****

Testing, testing, 1,2,3. Can i say ****?

[BajanBastard]

WTF?! NotSmall can say ****ed but not me? Alway trying to hold me down

[NotSmall]

WTF?! NotSmall can say ****ed but not me? Alway trying to hold me down

What can I say?

I'm a fully fledged made man in the Hormone Mafia, they call me Don Trenboloney - that's why I can say what the fuck I want!

[BajanBastard]

What can I say?

I'm a fully fledged made man in the Hormone Mafia, they call me Don Trenboloney - that's why I can say what the fuck I want!

I see how you do it motherfucker

[BajanBastard]

Due to the fact that you took the fucking time to fucking find that is fucking hilarious.

[RuhlFreak55]

hey......how come y'all can say the **** word????

[NotSmall]

Due to the fact that you took the fucking time to fucking find that is fucking hilarious.

Wow! Talk about a kid with a new toy!

[NotSmall]

hey......how come y'all can say the **** word????

Move along................nothing to see here..............

[BajanBastard]

Move along................nothing to see here..............