Results 1 to 32 of 32

Thread: smooooothhhh

  1. 05-01-2006, 10:31 PM #1
    zimmy's Avatar
    zimmy
    zimmy is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Houston
    Posts
    4,225

    smooooothhhh

    yah so this is how smooth I am... I get home from working out at bjj and i smell quite foul....so i grab my trash and take it to the apartment dumpster. Welp then i notice this hottie who lives near coming with her trash... so i start walking slower... any who we get to the bin at the same time... i toss my bags as she says hi to me...being the suave guy i am ... i kinda freaked a tiny bit and ended up throwing my keys that were on my finger in with my trash. Second i did that i was like " i can't believe i just did that". So she laughs about it and offers me to stay at her apartment till the office opens in the AM. Now...I don't know her more than saying hi here and there...so I say "that's really nice but i smell pretty foul". She kinda looks at me funny and i'm trying to figure out why and then i finish by xplaining that I just worked out. So she is like " i don't mind"... so here's the smooth part... I was like... "well I wouldn't want to make your bed smell badly". Now I didn't mean to presume anything like that sounded...but she took it that way...and needless to say...I doubt she will be talking to me again. But on the bright note... i got to go dumpster diving and now smell even worse :|

    funny how hard it is to talk around girls :|
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 05-01-2006, 10:36 PM #2
    Myka's Avatar
    Myka
    Myka is offline Made Of Sugar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    a small room
    Posts
    8,542
    whoa thats bad....strange that she wasnt a complete slut and in to you assuming things like that..send her my way if she aint a skank
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 05-01-2006, 10:40 PM #3
    zimmy's Avatar
    zimmy
    zimmy is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Houston
    Posts
    4,225
    she's hot too :P I can't be help responsible for triping on my own words. She's like 5'8...curly hair... 20ish...all legs and a great natural build... her shoulders are nice and broad but not to broad. Oh well... I didn't get maced so i'm not to mad about it.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 05-01-2006, 10:41 PM #4
    GunTotingHipGangster's Avatar
    GunTotingHipGangster
    GunTotingHipGangster is offline Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Lake of Fire
    Posts
    764
    dude thats the best story ive heard in a long time, you had me lmao!

    hahaha you just got to laugh that one off
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 05-01-2006, 11:01 PM #5
    big L 17's Avatar
    big L 17
    big L 17 is offline Female Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Austin,tx
    Posts
    1,226
    hahhahah thats funny. i beat your other neighbors where looken at you dumperster diving
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 05-01-2006, 11:05 PM #6
    Kale
    Kale is offline ~ Vet~ I like Thai Girls
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Asia
    Posts
    12,114
    You idiot Zimmy, I am pissing myself laughing here !!!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 05-01-2006, 11:42 PM #7
    chest6's Avatar
    chest6
    chest6 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    23,317
    ROFL...come on man I aint even that bad..and I suck. What I woulda done (i still suck) is be like I dunnnnnooo I smell pretty bad..then shes like I dont care..and say no more get ur ass over there dammit
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 05-02-2006, 12:53 AM #8
    zimmy's Avatar
    zimmy
    zimmy is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Houston
    Posts
    4,225
    eh...i was happy that words were coming out of my mouth for once...then they come out and I wish they would have stayed in :P
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 05-02-2006, 12:58 AM #9
    ShnouzedUp's Avatar
    ShnouzedUp
    ShnouzedUp is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Deep in some Guts!!! haha
    Posts
    2,843
    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    funny how hard it is to talk around girls :|

    speak for yourself... jk bro
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 05-02-2006, 01:37 AM #10
    NotSmall
    NotSmall is offline English Rudeboy
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    RIP Brother...
    Posts
    5,054
    Quote Originally Posted by ShnouzedUp
    speak for yourself... jk bro
    Somehow in virtually every thread you post in you gotta let us know what a pimp you are - we get it now, OK Shouzed?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 05-02-2006, 01:45 AM #11
    ShnouzedUp's Avatar
    ShnouzedUp
    ShnouzedUp is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Deep in some Guts!!! haha
    Posts
    2,843
    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    Somehow in virtually every thread you post in you gotta let us know what a pimp you are - we get it now, OK Shouzed?

    Got it.... i like your location by the way...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 05-02-2006, 01:49 AM #12
    NotSmall
    NotSmall is offline English Rudeboy
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    RIP Brother...
    Posts
    5,054
    Quote Originally Posted by ShnouzedUp
    Got it.... i like your location by the way...
    Haha, I'm only playing Shnouzer!

    lol, people are always bitchin' about people curling at the squat rack, cracks me up, truth is I DO curl at the squat rack, hell if I get there first I'll put a barbell on there and do chins if I so desire!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 05-02-2006, 02:01 AM #13
    ShnouzedUp's Avatar
    ShnouzedUp
    ShnouzedUp is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Deep in some Guts!!! haha
    Posts
    2,843
    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    Haha, I'm only playing Shnouzer!

    lol, people are always bitchin' about people curling at the squat rack, cracks me up, truth is I DO curl at the squat rack, hell if I get there first I'll put a barbell on there and do chins if I so desire!

    hahaha... awesome! yyea that pisses a lot people off... just makes me laugh though.... im just too good natured to get pissed..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 05-02-2006, 02:06 AM #14
    NotSmall
    NotSmall is offline English Rudeboy
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    RIP Brother...
    Posts
    5,054
    Quote Originally Posted by ShnouzedUp
    im just too good natured to get pissed..
    Must be all that pussy you're getting...........BASTARD!

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 05-02-2006, 02:10 AM #15
    ShnouzedUp's Avatar
    ShnouzedUp
    ShnouzedUp is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Deep in some Guts!!! haha
    Posts
    2,843
    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    Must be all that pussy you're getting...........BASTARD!


    maybe.... i think we just hijacked this thread... ooops, soory zimm
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 05-02-2006, 01:10 PM #16
    NotSmall
    NotSmall is offline English Rudeboy
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    RIP Brother...
    Posts
    5,054
    Hey zimmy, don't worry too much men have been saying stupid things to women for years...

    The beautiful Mrs. Pat Campbell once sighed to George Bernard Shaw,
    “What a wonderful child we would have, with my looks and your brains.”

    “But suppose,” Shaw famously replied, “it had my looks and your brains!”

    What is less well known is that George was heard muttering,
    "Dammit, thats the fourth shag I've blown out this week with that smart ****ing mouth of mine!" as he walked away.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 05-02-2006, 01:13 PM #17
    NYGIANTS21's Avatar
    NYGIANTS21
    NYGIANTS21 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Some Fort out there...
    Posts
    1,056
    Can't miss what you never had.....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 05-02-2006, 02:35 PM #18
    SnaX
    SnaX is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    2,240
    hehehe... you were picturing yourself in her bed in her.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 05-02-2006, 05:14 PM #19
    Timm1704's Avatar
    Timm1704
    Timm1704 is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    ninja dojo, UK
    Posts
    4,082
    zimmy thats the best story ive heard for ages. you really shouldnt have said that hahahaha
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 05-03-2006, 02:18 PM #20
    WEBB's Avatar
    WEBB
    WEBB is offline AR-Hall of Famer
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Learnin from the best...
    Posts
    11,639
    sometimes the easiest line works the best. i got my girl with one. i got her to come over and watch a movie then we started talking, and it was getting late and she has a remote starter for her car so she started it and i said " if your to tired to drive home you can just stay here" and she did. we've been together for a year now. just dont try to hard and it will all fall into place.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 05-03-2006, 06:59 PM #21
    SMAN12b's Avatar
    SMAN12b
    SMAN12b is offline Educate B4 U Medicate
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Rising from my Ashes !!
    Posts
    9,717
    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    she's hot too :P I can't be help responsible for triping on my own words. She's like 5'8...curly hair... 20ish...all legs and a great natural build... her shoulders are nice and broad but not to broad. Oh well... I didn't get maced so i'm not to mad about it.
    Make another impression. Send her flowers with a funny card telling her you were nervous and didn't mean it that way and can you make it up by buying her dinner......now that woudl be smooooothhhhh!!! Kepe me updated it this actually works.....lolol
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 05-03-2006, 07:07 PM #22
    taiboxa's Avatar
    taiboxa
    taiboxa is offline "Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    lol im not telling :D
    Posts
    29,198
    well theres only one thing to do now...
    stalk her!.. surely thatwill get u somewhere!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 05-03-2006, 07:19 PM #23
    GQ-Bouncer's Avatar
    GQ-Bouncer
    GQ-Bouncer is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    look beyond what you see
    Posts
    1,258
    awww Zimz that sucks brutha,

    trust me though, i've done alot worse , fate brutha it's all preplanned destiny, god didnt want that girl for ya
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 05-03-2006, 07:28 PM #24
    taiboxa's Avatar
    taiboxa
    taiboxa is offline "Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    lol im not telling :D
    Posts
    29,198
    Quote Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer
    awww Zimz that sucks brutha,

    trust me though, i've done alot worse , fate brutha it's all preplanned destiny, god didnt want that girl for ya
    yeah kuz she is too hot for ya..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 05-03-2006, 07:32 PM #25
    Undecided09's Avatar
    Undecided09
    Undecided09 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Guess?4 superbowls,0 wins
    Posts
    1,439
    Dude ur taking this the wrong way man, now your in, you've broken the hi barrier and the initial "talk"...Now you have a reason to say hi to her and be like "hey look what i meant the other day was..." or "you took what I said the wrong way..." etc, build off of that man...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  26. 05-03-2006, 07:48 PM #26
    HD Heritage
    HD Heritage is offline New Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Down South
    Posts
    29
    I hear ya man! Thanks for sharing that. When it comes to pimpin' I'm bout smooth as sandpapper .
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  27. 05-03-2006, 08:19 PM #27
    BARLOW
    BARLOW is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    in a hole
    Posts
    1,540
    LMFAO
    OWNEDD
    go apologize
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  28. 05-03-2006, 09:48 PM #28
    zimmy's Avatar
    zimmy
    zimmy is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Houston
    Posts
    4,225
    Quote Originally Posted by Undecided09
    Dude ur taking this the wrong way man, now your in, you've broken the hi barrier and the initial "talk"...Now you have a reason to say hi to her and be like "hey look what i meant the other day was..." or "you took what I said the wrong way..." etc, build off of that man...
    lol you are the MAN. So i saw her again, and again it was after jiu jitsu so i smelled like sh*t. But she saw me dragging a$$ from my car to my apt as she was heading out and said " jeeez you must work out alot".. So i kept it simple and said yes. I apologized for how it sounded and said i'm not like that I just couldnt' think all that well cus i'm not soo good at talking to pretty girls I don't know all that well. So she said "aww that's sweet. It's ok I think i understood what you meant to say. So i said bye and let her be on her way and she said "byeeeee" in that girl way ... you know what i'm talking about? So i'll ask her out some other time
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  29. 05-03-2006, 09:52 PM #29
    Undecided09's Avatar
    Undecided09
    Undecided09 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Guess?4 superbowls,0 wins
    Posts
    1,439
    Dude am I money or what??? Will Smith=Hitch my ass!!! haha, everyone, including you, was looking at this whole situation in the complete wrong way dude...All you need is an "in" and you got it, now you sorta ****ed up a little bit, but nonetheless, you got past the hardest part, the rest is gravy man...thats how I look at it..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  30. 05-03-2006, 09:54 PM #30
    ~fuelforfire~'s Avatar
    ~fuelforfire~
    ~fuelforfire~ is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    F_ucken Two Bitches
    Posts
    4,113
    everything was going so good there rico suave
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  31. 05-03-2006, 09:54 PM #31
    SMAN12b's Avatar
    SMAN12b
    SMAN12b is offline Educate B4 U Medicate
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Rising from my Ashes !!
    Posts
    9,717
    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    lol you are the MAN. So i saw her again, and again it was after jiu jitsu so i smelled like sh*t. But she saw me dragging a$$ from my car to my apt as she was heading out and said " jeeez you must work out alot".. So i kept it simple and said yes. I apologized for how it sounded and said i'm not like that I just couldnt' think all that well cus i'm not soo good at talking to pretty girls I don't know all that well. So she said "aww that's sweet. It's ok I think i understood what you meant to say. So i said bye and let her be on her way and she said "byeeeee" in that girl way ... you know what i'm talking about? So i'll ask her out some other time

    keep us posted on this soap opera, I am hooked to see how it turns out. Who knows, you might have just met MRS Zimmy.....lololol
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  32. 05-03-2006, 10:06 PM #32
    Undecided09's Avatar
    Undecided09
    Undecided09 is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Guess?4 superbowls,0 wins
    Posts
    1,439
    Dude I am so interested to see how it goes, cause I turned the tide for u, haha, jk
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules