Well... no longer than a few hours ago I experienced my first robbing attempt.... I say attempt because wow... these kids must have thought I was born yesterday! If your gonna try and jack someone, please do it smartly (if that's even a word)
These 2 ****tards tried to roll me, came running out from behind a building wearing black hoodies and bandanas over their faces waving knives, f*cking retards ran up to my car door and tried to open it... hah... silly bastards... I never leave my car unlocked in case shit like that might happen, hah! So I turn on my car asap and without any regard to their safety just back up and speed off faster than hell. Little kids jumped away from my car and I heard a scream and f*cking ran away limping into the woods![]()
That's what you get for being a dumbass.... just thought id share my story