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    Riddle Mania

    Post any clever/witty things you have to say or or just plain riddles!

    Ill start: (Had this long ago)

    An empty blue house, with blue windows, blue shudders,blue stairs and a bright blue mailbox. The house is pefectly circular and you are standing downstairs. There is 3 light switches that operates the blue light bulb upstairs. The only problem is you cant see the light switch and you can only travel ONCE up the stairs. How do you know which light switch turns on the light bulb?

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    Heres another, im sure a lot of you have heard this one:
    A cowboy rides in on Friday and stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How?

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    Quote Originally Posted by justinandrews7
    Heres another, im sure a lot of you have heard this one:
    A cowboy rides in on Friday and stays 3 days and leaves on Friday. How?

    Horses name is Friday

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    Quote Originally Posted by justinandrews7

    An empty blue house, with blue windows, blue shudders,blue stairs and a bright blue mailbox. The house is pefectly circular and you are standing downstairs. There is 3 light switches that operates the blue light bulb upstairs. The only problem is you cant see the light switch and you can only travel ONCE up the stairs. How do you know which light switch turns on the light bulb?
    ANSWER:

    Who cares? Who the f*ck wants to live in a blue house anyway?



    Just saying that because I have no f'in clue...

    ~SC~

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    Horses name is Friday
    DING DING DING!

    What about the second one = )

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    turn them all on...i dont know i'm living with Swole, and it aint in a circular blue house....

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    look up

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    look up and turn it on when its night time.

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    you cant see the room, so even if it is night, you cant see any light coming from the room

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    ahhh well go outside and look into the window at night.

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    start that sh!ts on fire.... it will be lit the fack up then.

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    haha wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by justinandrews7
    Post any clever/witty things you have to say or or just plain riddles!

    Ill start: (Had this long ago)

    An empty blue house, with blue windows, blue shudders,blue stairs and a bright blue mailbox. The house is pefectly circular and you are standing downstairs. There is 3 light switches that operates the blue light bulb upstairs. The only problem is you cant see the light switch and you can only travel ONCE up the stairs. How do you know which light switch turns on the light bulb?
    turn on the first switch.. wait for a while, turn it off
    then turn the second switch on
    if the light bulb is hot, then its the first swtich
    if the light bulb is on.. but cold then swecond switch
    if light bulb is off then third switch

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    here is a riddle

    why the **** does canadian milk come in a bag

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate
    here is a riddle

    why the **** does canadian milk come in a bag
    milk in a bag is the ONLY way to go... thats why

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate
    here is a riddle

    why the **** does canadian milk come in a bag
    ya, why the fcuk is that siht in a bag?


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    no, you are incorrect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate
    here is a riddle

    why the **** does canadian milk come in a bag

    because canada is wired?



    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by peump
    because canada is wired?



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    your heading in the right direction

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    please tell us the answer mr. bathgate

    why the **** does canadian milk come in a bag

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    If this guy is so SMART with his puzzles and shit....

    Try this:

    www.deathball.net/notpron

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    Quote Originally Posted by peump
    please tell us the answer mr. bathgate

    why the **** does canadian milk come in a bag

    ya right..like i know

    its the greatest riddle of all time


    canadians dont even know

    they are like..oh yea we just put it in a cup eh and its fine or soem stupid shti

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    all the switchs operate the blue light bulb upstairs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate
    here is a riddle

    why the **** does canadian milk come in a bag
    Why the **** not? it is cheaper and just as easy to use as any carton, better for the environment with respect to recycling.

    Why doesn't American milk come in a bag?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate
    here is a riddle

    why the **** does canadian milk come in a bag
    because we know the Americans don't know how to use scissors

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    what happened to all this guy's hair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    because we know the Americans don't know how to use scissors
    i think they know how...they just are not allowed, unless they are the safety scissors you use to cut play-doh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob
    what happened to all this guy's hair?

    i dont know what

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    why dont you tell them Billy


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    dud that riddle shit sux!

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    that new riddle is hard as hell

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    how do you get past level 4!

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    i ran out of time at level 40something.

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    how did you get past level 4?!?!

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    how do u get past the first part when the doors closed? i dont understand!!!

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