Men are like....

**Mizfit** · 05-15-2006, 02:49 PM

1. Men are like . .Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of
you.

2. Men are like ..Bananas ....... The older they get, the less
firm they are.

3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need one, but you're not
quite sure why.

5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2
off.

8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long
to mature.

9. Men are like ...... Mascara ...... They usually run at the
first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like .. Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ...... You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not
very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

**tank2005** · 05-15-2006, 02:57 PM

i think the woman list would be way longer than that thou

**Hackamaniac** · 05-15-2006, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by tank2005

i think the woman list would be way longer than that thou

true dat

**Hackamaniac** · 05-15-2006, 03:00 PM

All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped

**chest6** · 05-15-2006, 03:21 PM

meh..same could be said for women but it would be longer

**zimmy** · 05-15-2006, 03:24 PM

what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes....

nothing you already told her twice ...

Yah i know it's wrong but it popped into my head when i read this

**Streaker** · 05-15-2006, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by zimmy

what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes....

nothing you already told her twice ...

Yah i know it's wrong but it popped into my head when i read this

Why don't you ever buy a women a watch?
Because there is a clock on the stove.
I also know this is wrong but it popped into my head when I read this.

**Temptation** · 05-15-2006, 03:27 PM

Our list might be longer but it would take 10x as many men to come up it

***Alex*** · 05-15-2006, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by Temptation

Our list might be longer but it would take 10x as many men to come up it

nice come back.........NOT REALLY>.

***Alex*** · 05-15-2006, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Streaker

Why don't you ever buy a women a watch?
Because there is a clock on the stove.
I also know this is wrong but it popped into my head when I read this.

just got my girl some pots and pans for her b-day. she hates me.

**zimmy** · 05-15-2006, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Temptation

Our list might be longer but it would take 10x as many men to come up it

Yes, but that's only because 9 out of 10 men are afraid of "the look" and the attitude that comes with it

**zimmy** · 05-15-2006, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by *Alex*

just got my girl some pots and pans for her b-day. she hates me.

Wish some one would have bought me some for my bday

I really need a new bundt pan

**archeryblackdog** · 05-15-2006, 03:35 PM

Kind of like the couple that is celebrating their 20h aniversary, so they are thinking of a little vacation to celabrate; and the wife says to the husband; Honey I want to go to a place I have never been to.
Husband responds what about the kitchen!..
I also know this is wrong.

**Temptation** · 05-15-2006, 03:37 PM

That's really funny that you know what a bundt pan is

**Mizfit** · 05-15-2006, 03:59 PM

you should hear the poem i worte for my boyfriend.. now that's a treasure

**Rob** · 05-15-2006, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

you should hear the poem i worte for my boyfriend.. now that's a treasure

wtf is this?

**Temptation** · 05-15-2006, 04:06 PM

Was it mushy or evil Miz? Post it in the women's gen. lounge -- love to see it!

**Mizfit** · 05-15-2006, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by Temptation

Was it mushy or evil Miz? Post it in the women's gen. lounge -- love to see it!

Evil

**hotstuff** · 05-15-2006, 04:12 PM

hey guys.........this was suppossed to be a guy bashing thread so stay outta here with your comments. go start your own woman thread!

**Temptation** · 05-15-2006, 04:16 PM

Oh like they haven't had their fair share!

As easily as we are to make fun of, I'd much prefer being a woman

**chest6** · 05-15-2006, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Rob

wtf is this?

uh oh!! Mizfit cheatin on u

**taiboxa** · 05-15-2006, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Hackamaniac

All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped

best one

**~fuelforfire~** · 05-15-2006, 04:24 PM

how do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower?

give her a shovel.

**novicenovicen** · 05-15-2006, 04:55 PM

nice

**Mizfit** · 05-15-2006, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

uh oh!! Mizfit cheatin on u

I like em young.. but Rob is too young

**Tren Bull** · 05-15-2006, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

1. Men are like . .Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of
you.

2. Men are like ..Bananas ....... The older they get, the less
firm they are.

3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need one, but you're not
quite sure why.

5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2
off.

8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long
to mature.

9. Men are like ...... Mascara ...... They usually run at the
first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like .. Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ...... You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not
very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

jeez. sounds like you are in an "i hate men" kind of mood

**Mizfit** · 05-15-2006, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by Tren Bull

jeez. sounds like you are in an "i hate men" kind of mood

Nope it's a forward i don't have issues with men

**Tren Bull** · 05-15-2006, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

Nope it's a forward i don't have issues with men

haha oh ok. i was gonna say, i thought you liked men

**SMAN12b** · 05-15-2006, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

you should hear the poem i worte for my boyfriend.. now that's a treasure

Lets hear it

**Stackt007** · 05-15-2006, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

1. Men are like . .Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of
you.

2. Men are like ..Bananas ....... The older they get, the less
firm they are.

3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need one, but you're not
quite sure why.

5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2
off.

8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long
to mature.

9. Men are like ...... Mascara ...... They usually run at the
first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like .. Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ...... You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not
very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Damn how did you know ?

**Rob** · 05-15-2006, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I like em young.. but Rob is too young

errrrr 20 isnt young

**juiceboxxx** · 05-15-2006, 11:15 PM

no comment check out my thread about women, guys............

**zimmy** · 05-15-2006, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by Temptation

That's really funny that you know what a bundt pan is

Yah...the womenz in my family aren't allowed to cook or bake... so I picked up the hobbie from my dad about 10 years ago. I loves to bake even though i'm allergic to chocolate :P

Originally Posted by hotstuff

hey guys.........this was suppossed to be a guy bashing thread so stay outta here with your comments. go start your own woman thread!

Sorry ma'am :P

**juiceboxxx** · 05-15-2006, 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by hotstuff

hey guys.........this was suppossed to be a guy bashing thread so stay outta here with your comments. go start your own woman thread!

thanx for the tip

: Women are like..... (this is for all my bros lol)

**Tren Bull** · 05-16-2006, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by zimmy

Yah...the womenz in my family aren't allowed to cook or bake... so I picked up the hobbie from my dad about 10 years ago. I loves to bake even though i'm allergic to chocolate :P

Sorry ma'am :P

cooking is a manly thing to do as long as you are cooking for your woman, or yourself.

**Tren Bull** · 05-16-2006, 12:39 AM

as a matter of fact, i love cooking for my woman. i love doing anything to make her happy

**zimmy** · 05-16-2006, 01:37 AM

Lol... i don't care what anyone thinks is "manly". I don't like to cook too much actually ... i love to bake and I make stuff for people at work all the time ... that way i get to bake and i don't have to worry about downing the calories. Lol we're not allowed to post in this thread :P so shhhh

**Mizfit** · 05-16-2006, 04:48 AM

Originally Posted by Rob

errrrr 20 isnt young

I'm 30

25/26 is what i like

**Mizfit** · 05-16-2006, 04:49 AM

Originally Posted by zimmy

Lol... i don't care what anyone thinks is "manly". I don't like to cook too much actually ... i love to bake and I make stuff for people at work all the time ... that way i get to bake and i don't have to worry about downing the calories. Lol we're not allowed to post in this thread :P so shhhh

baking huh?

Brownies and cakes..?

HMMMM

**zimmy** · 05-16-2006, 08:59 AM

yah...but right now i'm working on more technical things like working with shaping chocolate for presentation and getting that perfect sheen :P Brownies and cakes are the easy part :P