You ever break it off with a girl due to "loose fit?"

**Mike Dura** · 05-19-2006, 09:06 PM

I dated this spanish girl - cute - nice body with a big bubble but yet "loose lips super sank battle ships." The looser the waistband the deeper the quick sand, if you know what I mean. And I have a 7 gauge skin torpido which although not John Holmes eclipses Pee Wee any day. I was attracted to her, like I said, she had a cute face and a curvy butt... but what a disapointment when I heard an echo upon climax. I had this strategy where I would wait three days - even depriving myself of a good wank and then I'd be with her. That worked at first but after a while I just figured I'd call it off and go for a better fit. The other ironic thing about this girl is that her mouth was larger than mine and she super swallowed my face too. You ever have an experience like this?

**J-Dogg** · 05-19-2006, 09:27 PM

I can't say I've ever had the problem, I've not been with that many girls. I can count them on a single hand.

But if I had the problem, I'd aim my torpedo in a different area but close by.

**J.S.N.** · 05-19-2006, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by J-Dogg

But if I had the problem, I'd aim my torpedo in a different area but close by.

**C_Bino** · 05-19-2006, 09:42 PM

This is the reason I left IBdmfkr, after his 5 year jail term its just not up to par with good ol' booz. Stocky is good too. Now Nark and big k.l.g...lets not even go there.

**hauss man** · 05-19-2006, 09:45 PM

not to jack the thread but is that you in your av bino? if so you look swole

**C_Bino** · 05-19-2006, 09:50 PM

LOL, ya thats me man. Thanks, I try my best.

**guest589745** · 05-19-2006, 10:10 PM

I really dont care if its loose. As long as theres a hole and a littel warmth Im good to go.

**firmechicano831** · 05-20-2006, 12:00 AM

me too, just smash the shit out of it. Once I went out with this really hot, hot half white and half mexican girl that looked like a model. She was more interested in my money and me in her perfect tities and body. She got what she wanted and I did too. For her to ride on my 750 bmw and me to take her in the back seat. She was really horny as well and since it was dark I just pulled over next to a big building that was dark and hard trees around it. I took her on the back seat and started hitting that shit. It was so loose that I had to look twice to see if it was in, I didn't care afterwords cause it's not like I was going to marry her so I'd just hit it. Worst thing is that I found out the next day that the place I had parked was a Church. lol

**monstermasss** · 05-20-2006, 12:09 AM

just go for side wall or the old back and forth technic it works, ya know what i found out they are just hoes if they are that loose so strap up guys!!!

***Narkissos*** · 05-20-2006, 01:40 AM

another filthy Mike Dura thread

+1

Nark

**scriptfactory** · 05-20-2006, 01:45 AM

I've never had that "loose fit" problem (hint, hint) but if you do then simply do it doggy style with her legs together. It creates a sorta' artificial coochie tightening effect. Even if she isn't loose you can do this.

**PhishStasH** · 05-20-2006, 01:58 AM

Originally Posted by scriptfactory

I've never had that "loose fit" problem (hint, hint) but if you do then simply do it doggy style with her legs together. It creates a sorta' artificial coochie tightening effect. Even if she isn't loose you can do this.

Also, from behind while having her cross her ankles.

**BOUNCER** · 05-20-2006, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by hauss man

not to jack the thread but is that you in your av bino? if so you look swole

Thats me in my avatar. Do you think I should tan my feet?.

**BOUNCER** · 05-20-2006, 02:29 AM

Originally Posted by scriptfactory

I've never had that "loose fit" problem (hint, hint) but if you do then simply do it doggy style with her legs together. It creates a sorta' artificial coochie tightening effect. Even if she isn't loose you can do this.

Yea but then in another thread didn't you say you were hung like a Mandingo warrior?.

Poor girls

**mwolffey** · 05-20-2006, 06:37 AM

Originally Posted by scriptfactory

I've never had that "loose fit" problem (hint, hint) but if you do then simply do it doggy style with her legs together. It creates a sorta' artificial coochie tightening effect. Even if she isn't loose you can do this.

im gonna have to try that

**SwoleCat** · 05-20-2006, 07:49 AM

Stick your finger in her ass, it'll tighten it right up.

~SC~

***G-1000*** · 05-20-2006, 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by C_Bino

This is the reason I left IBdmfkr, after his 5 year jail term its just not up to par with good ol' booz. Stocky is good too. Now Nark and big k.l.g...lets not even go there.

**USfighterFC** · 05-20-2006, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by Mike Dura

I dated this spanish girl - cute - nice body with a big bubble but yet "loose lips super sank battle ships." The looser the waistband the deeper the quick sand, if you know what I mean. And I have a 7 gauge skin torpido which although not John Holmes eclipses Pee Wee any day. I was attracted to her, like I said, she had a cute face and a curvy butt... but what a disapointment when I heard an echo upon climax. I had this strategy where I would wait three days - even depriving myself of a good wank and then I'd be with her. That worked at first but after a while I just figured I'd call it off and go for a better fit. The other ironic thing about this girl is that her mouth was larger than mine and she super swallowed my face too. You ever have an experience like this?

Yes my last one had it like that but she also had a 2 year old son. It sucked and I could never get off no matter how hard I tried.

**Timm1704** · 05-20-2006, 08:10 AM

thats what the ass is for my friend

**USfighterFC** · 05-20-2006, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by Timm1704

thats what the ass is for my friend

She wasnt into it as much and always led to arguments. A stripper who didnt like it in her ass......who woulda thought.

**sonar1234** · 05-20-2006, 08:15 AM

Man is that ever funny, nah i broke up with my ex cause she was fat and i was tired of living in fatland with everyone being fat even me.

BTW that extra cushing for the pushing is bullshit and when everything is saggy and pulling toward the floor that how discousting it was.

SVTMuscle* · 05-20-2006, 08:15 AM

lol o man as soon as i read the title i started crackin up!

i once got with this girl who kinda definded the term "hotdog down hallway" and i pretty much asked her if i missed haha

**Oki-Des** · 05-20-2006, 08:31 AM

That sucks bro, but it isnt going to get any better.

**steve0** · 05-20-2006, 08:39 AM

get her on the add=adducter right away, 4 set for 15 reps man, but no really they make exercises to tighten the noose up there is this ball that is the size of a marble and weight justs a few oncnes that they insert into the noose and stand up and try to hold it in useing only the noose muscles !!!

PS: i could eat noose all day !!!!!!

**Temptation** · 05-20-2006, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by USfighterFC

She wasnt into it as much and always led to arguments. A stripper who didnt like it in her ass......who woulda thought.

Here let's give you a visual:

Stick a pencil up your pee-pee hole and then we can talk.

It's not exactly for everyone...

**scriptfactory** · 05-20-2006, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

Yea but then in another thread didn't you say you were hung like a Mandingo warrior?.

Poor girls

I need to use both hands when I pee.

j/k

**steve0** · 05-20-2006, 09:53 AM

NO, to your question Dura but i have broke it off with girls because they got chunky or fat.

**USfighterFC** · 05-20-2006, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Temptation

Here let's give you a visual:

Stick a pencil up your pee-pee hole and then we can talk.

It's not exactly for everyone...

I've done it....its great.

**J.S.N.** · 05-20-2006, 12:49 PM

she could always get it surgincally tightened like lucy mancini in the godfather. or you could swap with scriptfactory.

**cfiler** · 05-20-2006, 01:37 PM

If it doesn't handle well on the highway, take the dirt road.

**Squatman51** · 05-20-2006, 02:14 PM

its the opposite for me....like trying to fit a baseball bat in a keyhole

**Rob** · 05-20-2006, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

Thats me in my avatar. Do you think I should tan my feet?.

Theres a party in my pants Bouncer...

**WEBB** · 05-20-2006, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by scriptfactory

I need to use both hands when I pee.

j/k

Dont you sit down to pee...J/K bro

**WEBB** · 05-20-2006, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by Rob

Theres a party in my mouth and Bouncer is coming...

HAHAHAHAHA...sorry man i had to do it to ya....

**bigbouncinballs** · 05-21-2006, 11:45 AM

never had that problem... but that would suck big-time! poundin away, barely feelin a thing...

**Brazil** · 05-21-2006, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by Temptation

Here let's give you a visual:

Stick a pencil up your pee-pee hole and then we can talk.

It's not exactly for everyone...

even worse after a motorcycle accident i was doped on morphine and went to the bathroom. I was so ****ed up that i couldnt figure out what the cathoder was and proceeded to pull get a better grip pull again till finally it ripped out fully inflated .. blood came next no penis damage just blood out the hole they were like holy **** when i awakened after the stupor i couldnt imagine it....

**Brazil** · 05-21-2006, 08:37 PM

about the loose thing there was one girl in about 30 she was a black brazilian and man i couldnt feel anything. I have to finish myself off. Not that all blac girls are cause the other two were tight as hell

**Pooks** · 05-21-2006, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by Brazil

even worse after a motorcycle accident i was doped on morphine and went to the bathroom. I was so ****ed up that i couldnt figure out what the cathoder was and proceeded to pull get a better grip pull again till finally it ripped out fully inflated .. blood came next no penis damage just blood out the hole they were like holy **** when i awakened after the stupor i couldnt imagine it....

I did NOT wanna read that! OUCH!!!!

**Logan13** · 05-21-2006, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by Mike Dura

I dated this spanish girl - cute - nice body with a big bubble but yet "loose lips super sank battle ships." The looser the waistband the deeper the quick sand, if you know what I mean. And I have a 7 gauge skin torpido which although not John Holmes eclipses Pee Wee any day. I was attracted to her, like I said, she had a cute face and a curvy butt... but what a disapointment when I heard an echo upon climax. I had this strategy where I would wait three days - even depriving myself of a good wank and then I'd be with her. That worked at first but after a while I just figured I'd call it off and go for a better fit. The other ironic thing about this girl is that her mouth was larger than mine and she super swallowed my face too. You ever have an experience like this?

Get some ALUM! But seriously, something that loose would just turn me off. It would take one time at I would call it quits........

**~fuelforfire~** · 05-21-2006, 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by cfiler

If it doesn't handle well on the highway, take the dirt road.

no no no, if the red rivers flowin take the old dirt road

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