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    Guys you understand your wives? if not open the thread

    Understanding a Woman.....................Some translations in words/meanings.


    We need REALLY MEANS I want

    You want REALLY MEANS You need

    It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.

    We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain

    Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.

    You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

    Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.

    I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!

    You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about?

    I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period.

    Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed

    This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.

    You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.

    Yes REALLY MEANS No

    No REALLY MEANS No

    Maybe REALLY MEANS No

    I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.

    Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.

    How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.

    I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.

    Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.

    I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.

    Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.

    Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.

    I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.


    All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?

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    womens understanding of a man-

    I will be there in a minute.. usually means.. i'm taking my god damn time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    womens understanding of a man-

    I will be there in a minute.. usually means.. i'm taking my god damn time
    lol I smell a challenge AGAIN bring it sistaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by juiceboxxx
    lol I smell a challenge AGAIN bring it sistaa

    is your personal higene a common challenge for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    is your personal higene a common challenge for you?
    lol whaaa....noooo

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    something smells in here...

    Juicy is it you?

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    I do have to say. That there all 100% true

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    I do have to say. That there all 100% true
    I'll second that. I think instead of wedding rings, men should get "secret decoder ring" so that we'll be able to know what women are talking about.

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    im lmfao and crying at the same time, because its soo true

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    something smells in here...

    Juicy is it you?
    me no smell...........


    just spitting some truth in here..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    womens understanding of a man-

    I will be there in a minute.. usually means.. i'm taking my god damn time
    thats right ... and you better be glad that i get there in the first place

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    womens understanding of a man-

    I will be there in a minute.. usually means.. i'm taking my god damn time

    btw where is your thread missy?

    me couldn't find it............................

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    I do have to say. That there all 100% true
    yes. 100% correct.
    no doubt, whatsoever.
    end of story.
    period.
    haha

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    yep they are true haha

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    i was married once.. DAM i wish i woulda had this info back then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i was married once.. DAM i wish i woulda had this info back then!
    Not that it would have done you any good. Trying to apply something logical to something as illogical as the female mind will get you nowhere fast. I swear the female brain has two right sides... and it's always wrong.

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    My missus has the brain of a computer!..... you got to punch the fukin information in to her

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    Quote Originally Posted by stee
    My missus has the brain of a computer!..... you got to punch the fukin information in to her
    You're wrong for that! I gotta' tell that one to the old woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juiceboxxx
    Understanding a Woman.....................Some translations in words/meanings.


    We need REALLY MEANS I want

    You want REALLY MEANS You need

    It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.

    We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain

    Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.

    You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

    Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.

    I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!

    You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about?

    I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period.

    Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed

    This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.

    You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.

    Yes REALLY MEANS No

    No REALLY MEANS No

    Maybe REALLY MEANS No

    I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.

    Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.

    How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.

    I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.

    Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.

    I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.

    Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.

    Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.

    I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.


    All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?

    good read.

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