Choice of Death

***Narkissos*** · 05-22-2006, 08:23 PM

There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot

2. to be hung

3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in dur head." (Boom, he was dead
instantly).

Then the Italian said, "Just-a hang-a me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Redneck said, "Git over hurr an' Gimme some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards
looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Redneck said, "Gimme another one of those shots," so the

guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he
doubled over.

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."

**Ark22** · 05-22-2006, 08:28 PM

Now thats funny...

**l2elapse** · 05-22-2006, 08:30 PM

haha thats so funny

**J.S.N.** · 05-22-2006, 08:31 PM

hahaaaha!

he shoulda known you can't get it on the first time though. the second one prolly did it.

**Tren Bull** · 05-22-2006, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot

2. to be hung

3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in dur head." (Boom, he was dead
instantly).

Then the Italian said, "Just-a hang-a me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Redneck said, "Git over hurr an' Gimme some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards
looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Redneck said, "Gimme another one of those shots," so the

guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he
doubled over.

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."

hahaha... oh sh_t, thats hilarious bro

**PhishStasH** · 05-22-2006, 10:06 PM

Rofl!

**smokethedays** · 05-22-2006, 10:15 PM

Rotflmaol

**~fuelforfire~** · 05-22-2006, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot

2. to be hung

3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in dur head." (Boom, he was dead
instantly).

Then the Italian said, "Just-a hang-a me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Redneck said, "Git over hurr an' Gimme some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards
looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Redneck said, "Gimme another one of those shots," so the

guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he
doubled over.

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."

haha up in canada we use newfie instead of redneck

**needmorestrength** · 05-22-2006, 10:21 PM

lmfao too funny

**chest6** · 05-22-2006, 10:45 PM

Rofl

**Liftnainez** · 05-22-2006, 10:50 PM

funny stuff

**Anabolios** · 05-22-2006, 11:10 PM

**firmechicano831** · 05-23-2006, 12:20 AM

That was some funny shit. lol

**juiceboxxx** · 05-23-2006, 01:39 AM

lmao

**dprayvd** · 05-23-2006, 09:01 AM

I want to die like my grandfather. He died in his sleep. I don't want to die like the three screaming people in his car as he drove off that cliff.

J/K.

**Mizfit** · 05-23-2006, 09:08 AM

but hey lotsa stupid ppl like this

**Teabagger** · 05-23-2006, 09:34 AM

good one Nark

**Teabagger** · 05-23-2006, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by dprayvd

I want to die like my grandfather. He died in his sleep. I don't want to die like the three screaming people in his car as he drove off that cliff.

J/K.

I live where there are alot of old retired folks...and the mental picture of that still has me laughing.

**taiboxa** · 05-23-2006, 11:43 AM

i dunt get it

***Doc.Sust*** · 05-23-2006, 11:45 AM

that was good!!hahahahaha!

**Big Broker 1** · 05-23-2006, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot

2. to be hung

3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in dur head." (Boom, he was dead
instantly).

Then the Italian said, "Just-a hang-a me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Redneck said, "Git over hurr an' Gimme some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards
looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Redneck said, "Gimme another one of those shots," so the

guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he
doubled over.

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."

**cfiler** · 05-23-2006, 01:09 PM

That's golden! Freaking hilarious! I love it.

**bigpapabuff** · 05-23-2006, 01:21 PM

That's awsome... and I liked the fallow up joke about the grandpa dieing in his sleep... sounds peacful

**QuieTSToRM33** · 05-23-2006, 02:16 PM

hahahaha

**~fuelforfire~** · 05-23-2006, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by dprayvd

I want to die like my grandfather. He died in his sleep. I don't want to die like the three screaming people in his car as he drove off that cliff.

J/K.

hahahah **** thats great man