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Thread: AR Woman: You ever break it off with a man due to lack of "fitness."

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    AR Woman: You ever break it off with a man due to lack of "fitness."

    By "fitness" I'm talking about his genitalia being either too small or too big. Any AR woman have any "tails" to tell? I can share two stories from woman I know.

    I met this quirky Chick at New Paltz who was an English major and we decided to have an evening of reefer madness (Disclaimer: Reefer can be used to enhance the appetite to offset the side effects of anadrol 50...) and sometime in the mist of "a great cosmic fog" she started confessing how she had to "break it off" with some guy because his member was too big. She also believed that the guy was a mysoginist (or a woman hater).

    This begged the question. So I asked her why she thought this and she gave vague explanations. I kept up with follow up questions and it seems to all come down to the size of his member - that well endowed men must be inherent woman haters. Hmmmm. She was a strange one!

    My ex wife had a boyfriend prior to me who had a 5" member and he had problems keeping his little guy up. She said it was a definate disapointment. That worked out well for me, seeing that I was her next boyfriend with a seven iron and a twist of priapism.

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    hahahaha

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    what next dura ? what next

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    he always has the best threads.

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    I think that most women will say, its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean, orr uhh something like that

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    I've had one girl tell me I was too big for her...
    but she kept asking for more.. go figure :S

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Dura
    ...............that well endowed men must be inherent woman haters.............. .
    Bit of a mysoginist (sp) myelf

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    5" members are considered "little guys"? shit!!!

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    lol i would never want to hear about my girls sex life with her ex...i guess it is just somthing I'd like to assume forgetting.

    I don't know if it makes me a woman hater, but being able to "bottom out" stokes my ego a little

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    Dude has a lot of free time that's a given.



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    pfft i don't got a problem with that section i wrap my "member" around my leg.

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    I could understand if it was too small, but too large? There's no problem. Just use a different possition so that you don't penatrate so deeply. Stick with missionary or side entry. It's easier to control your entry depth. Don't go all the way it, keep about two inches out.

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    it must suck to have sleept with a chick that said she broke up with another guy cause he was to big...what does that make u?....am not saying you mike, but any guys that has happend to...i would rather not know that information

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Broker 1
    it must suck to have sleept with a chick that said she broke up with another guy cause he was to big...what does that make u?....am not saying you mike, but any guys that has happend to...i would rather not know that information
    That's a good point bro. Some things are better left unsaid

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    This is a funny question.. but sadly we don't know till we go there now do we.

    I have had a dude tell me his member was small and i gotta admit - it did nothing for him to get a 3rd date.

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    dude...come on, u dont really smoke weed to offset the side effects of anadrol 50.

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    high?

    Quote Originally Posted by PeteyK
    dude...come on, u dont really smoke weed to offset the side effects of anadrol 50.
    it would explain alot of Mike's posts..................

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    i once accidently ran over a nest of baby bunnies w/ a johndeer riding lawnmower.. i felt horrible for days and it was gross and they all skreamed

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i once accidently ran over a nest of baby bunnies w/ a johndeer riding lawnmower.. i felt horrible for days and it was gross and they all skreamed
    shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i once accidently ran over a nest of baby bunnies w/ a johndeer riding lawnmower.. i felt horrible for days and it was gross and they all skreamed
    haha i know i shouldnt laugh mate but like Frank Carson says "its the way you tell em" your timing is spot on too lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by stee
    haha i know i shouldnt laugh mate but like Frank Carson says "its the way you tell em" your timing is spot on too lol
    yeah but now i think about it .. the skreaming bunny part.. might just be a tad too much

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    This is an interesting question. I have heard women say it's not the size it's whether or not he knows how to use it. I suppose this could be true to a point, but show me one woman who thinks a guy with 3" weapon would have any clue on how to use it.. or if they would want to find out. But what about the other side, those rare men who's piece is too big. ... hmmmm.

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    WOW are there really guys with only 3" dicks?
    mine is bigger than 3" when its just resting.

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    in all honesty.. i would rather have too big than too small..

    I have't seen a small one, but i'm not sure what i would be able to do with it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    I think that most women will say, its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean, orr uhh something like that

    I thought that was what guys with small boats say

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanelike
    I thought that was what guys with small boats say
    lol yeah, or women who dont wanna cause anyones feelings to be hurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katelette81
    This is an interesting question. I have heard women say it's not the size it's whether or not he knows how to use it. I suppose this could be true to a point, but show me one woman who thinks a guy with 3" weapon would have any clue on how to use it.. or if they would want to find out. But what about the other side, those rare men who's piece is too big. ... hmmmm.
    is average ok??

    or better yet, what goes through your mind when you see an average looking one.

    since you referred to 3 as small

    lets define average as 6
    Last edited by IronReload04; 05-23-2006 at 06:06 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronReload04
    is average ok??

    or better yet, what goes through your mind when you see an average looking one.
    yah when u're layin there, and u havent seen it yet.. are u expecting a nice big 12incher...
    and than when its an average one, is it a major fantasy letdown? and mood is ruined, no more thoughts of kinky hot freaky sex, but just the usual average rompdown.??

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    Size matters a little..

    Average is fine..

    But small.. like i said.. should i stick it in my ear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronReload04
    is average ok??

    or better yet, what goes through your mind when you see an average looking one.

    since you referred to 3 as small

    lets define average as 6

    Like Miz said, size does matter a bit, average is fine. Especially if you have feelings for the person, seems to make it better. But there are guys who have the size and no clue on how to use it, and thats a disappointment.

    And if I'm looking at one theres a reason for it, it's like I'm just there to see "it" or how big it is... most likely I'll be thinking about the person. Only if it were one extreme or the other would I think anything

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    wut the hell did i just read ><

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    what about an average guy who doesnt know how to use it.. versus a big guy who doesnt know how to use it, and a small guy who knows how to use it..

    and finally..
    versus an 8" dildo, that u get to use yourself, or attack to another female, or smaller male..

    also would u reccomend a 3incher to strap on a dildo?
    and finally.. if we add up 3, 6, 8 and than divide by 2.. than add 20 what number do we get.

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    I would rather have the bigger dude

    Quote Originally Posted by Pooks
    what about an average guy who doesnt know how to use it.. versus a big guy who doesnt know how to use it, and a small guy who knows how to use it..
    I prefer the real thing over plastic
    Quote Originally Posted by Pooks
    and finally..
    versus an 8" dildo, that u get to use yourself, or attack to another female, or smaller male..
    I think strapon is not my thing and dildo preference is really up to the individual

    Quote Originally Posted by Pooks
    also would u reccomend a 3incher to strap on a dildo?
    Answer is = 28.5
    Quote Originally Posted by Pooks
    finally.. if we add up 3, 6, 8 and than divide by 2.. than add 20 what number do we get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    yeah but now i think about it .. the skreaming bunny part.. might just be a tad too much
    yeah i know, but man you got a tallent. you can break a serious moment and say something so not funy but just make sickos like me piss my self hahahah

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    so all this talk about big and small and all the other stuff in between what the guys are really trying to ask you is. what do you call big. like where does it start and whats the limit before you start thinking no, dont even try to do me with that.
    becasue there are women out tehre i know i have been told by my mate!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katelette81
    Like Miz said, size does matter a bit, average is fine. Especially if you have feelings for the person, seems to make it better. But there are guys who have the size and no clue on how to use it, and thats a disappointment.

    And if I'm looking at one theres a reason for it, it's like I'm just there to see "it" or how big it is... most likely I'll be thinking about the person. Only if it were one extreme or the other would I think anything
    pretty much what i thought

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    the story i am on about is my 2 mates pulled a few dogs out in town the one night a while ago, they end back at theres and the strip off. the 2 girls are under the covers and jon and alb get naked. the one woman goes to jon dont you think about bringing that anywhere near me so alb goes "fukin have this then you little slag" and rams his nob in er mouth.
    Any way all that aside, jon was pounding her later with her legs over his shoulders, i think you have gathered here jon is a very big lad and she was beggin him to stop screaming and pushing him off n stuff. the way they told it was well funy.
    Last edited by stee; 05-23-2006 at 08:02 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stee
    .................. the way they told it was well funy.
    As opposed to the way you tell it!!!!


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