HELP., i think my dog wants to leave me

**Pooks** · 05-25-2006, 07:39 AM

**Timm1704** · 05-25-2006, 07:41 AM

**Juggernaut** · 05-25-2006, 08:22 AM

I called your dog and we spoke in length of what his issues are and we've boiled it down to two very inportant topics:

Infrequent walkings
Dry dog food

He says he'll stay if you'll take him out more often and stop feeding him dry dog food.

He mentioned a little sasuage tug wouldn't hurt things either.

**Mizfit** · 05-25-2006, 08:52 AM

sorry to hear Pookie..

how does it really make you feel?

**Timm1704** · 05-25-2006, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

I called your dog and we spoke in length of what his issues are and we've boiled it down to two very inportant topics:

Infrequent walkings
Dry dog food

He says he'll stay if you'll take him out more often and stop feeding him dry dog food.

He mentioned a little sasuage tug wouldn't hurt things either.

well, if i was a dog, id expect alittle sausage tug once in a while. they cant do it themselves, as they have no thumbs. id take it out on your pillow whilst you were out

**crash187ct** · 05-25-2006, 09:39 AM

"i want you to live as a gay woman"

**DamnYouMSN** · 05-25-2006, 09:48 AM

if you were my owner i would want to leave too.

**stunner5000pt** · 05-25-2006, 10:45 AM

when i last talked to your dog this is all he had to say about you - grrr woof woof
im thinking that he has some ill will toward you

**Juggernaut** · 05-25-2006, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Timm1704

well, if i was a dog, id expect alittle sausage tug once in a while. they cant do it themselves, as they have no thumbs. id take it out on your pillow whilst you were out

It's like talking to my twin! We understand the suffering of this poor animal don't we brother?

Yes the lack of opposable thumbs is a real let down....poor bastard can't even scratch his nauts! I've tried doing it wiht my foot and it never turns out good.

**Juggernaut** · 05-25-2006, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by stunner5000pt

when i last talked to your dog this is all he had to say about you - grrr woof woof
im thinking that he has some ill will toward you

His dog would like you to stop calling him. He's talking restraining order if you don't.

**firmechicano831** · 05-25-2006, 02:32 PM

your dog said that if you don't understand his language he is out.

RA · 05-25-2006, 02:38 PM

Grossest and funniest thing Ive heard today...

a little sausage tug wouldnt hurt things either..

**taiboxa** · 05-25-2006, 03:52 PM

i would be more worried about my dog gaining ninja skills and becoming a Caninja and KILLING ME!

I HEARD CANINJAS and Noodles can walk through walls and throw giant shurikens

**chest6** · 05-25-2006, 07:02 PM

he says he doesnt like it when you make him get the pb off ur balls

**Juggernaut** · 05-26-2006, 06:18 AM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Grossest and funniest thing Ive heard today...

a little sausage tug wouldnt hurt things either..

Admit it, you wouldn't turn down a sausage tug now would you? I didn't think so.......stop shaking your head, this is the internet.

**Juggernaut** · 05-26-2006, 06:22 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

i would be more worried about my dog gaining ninja skills and becoming a Caninja and KILLING ME!

I HEARD CANINJAS and Noodles can walk through walls and throw giant shurikens

Although dogs can gain ninja skills they are sworn to only use their skills to help man............and the occasional cat or three.

Besides your dog smokes too much dope to truely gain master like skills of the caninja.

RA · 05-26-2006, 06:22 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Admit it, you wouldn't turn down a sausage tug now would you? I didn't think so.......stop shaking your head, this is the internet.

Depends on whos doing the tugging

**Juggernaut** · 05-26-2006, 06:25 AM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Depends on whos doing the tugging

Rest assured it shall not be I. I find the female is best suited for this particular task and have first hand knowledge they are quit good at it.

**Warrior** · 05-26-2006, 06:27 AM

This thread is like reading the wall in a public bathroom...

"I fuked your Mom last night!"
"Go home Dad - your drunk!"

**WEBB** · 05-26-2006, 06:33 AM

Originally Posted by chest6

he says he doesnt like it when you make him get the pb off ur balls

I dont know why...its your dog so its ok... cause its your dog....get it????

**Mizfit** · 05-26-2006, 06:35 AM

Originally Posted by WEBB

I dont know why...its your dog so its ok... cause its your dog....get it????

I sincerely hope he got it. Before you had to spell it out

**taiboxa** · 05-26-2006, 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

Although dogs can gain ninja skills they are sworn to only use their skills to help man............and the occasional cat or three.

Besides your dog smokes too much dope to truely gain master like skills of the caninja.

obvisouly YOU never askd NINJA

Ninja Poodle?
IN GREAT DETAIL! he explains the dangers of teaching ur dog NINJA skills!

**Oki-Des** · 05-26-2006, 07:39 AM

Let it go, if it comes back to you it will be yours forever.

**Ufa** · 05-26-2006, 07:49 AM

Maybe you dogs needs a vacation? Take him to the local doggie dude ranch. Let him bark-talk to the other dogs. They love this.

**Juggernaut** · 05-26-2006, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by Warrior

This thread is like reading the wall in a public bathroom...

"I fuked your Mom last night!"
"Go home Dad - your drunk!"

I call BS. We all know you don't use indoor plumbing.

**Warrior** · 05-26-2006, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by Juggernaut

I call BS. We all know you don't use indoor plumbing.

Serious. I go in the public restrooms to read the poetic walls and see some of the latest artwork... then I grab my e-tool and dig a hole out back

**Juggernaut** · 05-26-2006, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by Warrior

Serious. I go in the public restrooms to read the poetic walls and see some of the latest artwork... then I grab my e-tool and dig a hole out back

Now that I can believe. HA

**cfiler** · 05-26-2006, 11:15 AM

Your dog probably just needs to get laid. Throw him alittle poodle or something, and let him work it out of his system.

***Narkissos*** · 05-27-2006, 01:59 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

i would be more worried about my dog gaining ninja skills and becoming a Caninja and KILLING ME!

I HEARD CANINJAS and Noodles can walk through walls and throw giant shurikens

My dog will kick your dog's ass.

Caninja?

My Dog is a ChuckNorrisberman