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  1. 05-25-2006, 09:26 AM #1
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    Hostess Fruit Pies

    I just wanted to let you all know i'm eating one right now and loving it. These things are deadly though. I've been wanting one ever since I saw it in the vending machine at work. Most of the guys here eat these things for breakfast with a mountain dew. Hopefully one isn't going to kill me I hope...

    480 Calories
    Calories from Fat 180

    Total Fat 20mg
    Sat. fat 11g
    Trans Fat 1.5g

    Cholest. 20mg

    Total Carb 68g
    Sugar 33g

    Protein 4 GRAMS!!!!
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  2. 05-25-2006, 09:33 AM #2
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    LOL, I was gonna say the sat. fat and the hydrogenated oils in those things are nuts.

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  3. 05-25-2006, 09:34 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    LOL, I was gonna say the sat. fat and the hydrogenated oils in those things are nuts.

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    I know. It's insane. I had to do it though. It was killing me.

    At least i'm walking around most of the day so I can burn this thing off.
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  4. 05-25-2006, 09:37 AM #4
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    just be careful. for instance, the last time i wanted some ice cream, i hate the entire 2 quarts of it
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  5. 05-25-2006, 09:38 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronReload04
    just be careful. for instance, the last time i wanted some ice cream, i hate the entire 2 quarts of it
    I usually buy these fruit pies for my co-worker. I like to watch him eat them. I get pleasure out of it and it keeps me sane.

    Today I took the plunge and got one. I don't feel too bad yet.
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    Ahh man. Those things remind me of the Cherry turnovers I have at home. On saturday, they will be destroyed! Sometimes you need some cheat food to stay sane!
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    Quote Originally Posted by squatdaddy


    I had the cherry one. I wanted a peach or blueberry.
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    dude the cherry ones are TDF! best flavor by far IMO. your transgression isn't shit compared to my bad habit though. i've been eating a pint of ben and jerry's a day for like 1200 pure shit calories a pop. i went out rollerblading for like 2 hours in the middle of the night last night to try to seal the dikes of fatassness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.S.N.
    to try to seal the dikes of fatassness.

    LOL!!!

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    carmel apple empanada from taco bell, about the same but way hotter
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    wow this thread made me hungry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak


    I had the cherry one. I wanted a peach or blueberry.
    oooooooooooooo my Gaaaawwddddddd!!!!! i havnt had those in years. now i recognize em that i see them. i would eat like 4 of em at a time when i was a kid. strawberry and chocalate holy shit. those are so delicious. jesus im going insane right now
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    Mmmm pie.... what I wouldn't give for a friggin strawberry rhubarb pie right now.. a real one, an entire one..

    Hope it was tasty dude...
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    Quote Originally Posted by squatdaddy

    Bastards...posting pics of yummmy fat pies........Can't you see I'm TRYING to Cut over here J/K
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    dont forget they had chocolate pies too. those were the most delicious of all with strawberry coming in at 2nd most delicious imho
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    even though I KNOW they are REAL
    all that plastic fat in them makes them look FAKE ><
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    When I was younger I could eat about two of those. Now I really have to think about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronReload04
    dont forget they had chocolate pies too. those were the most delicious of all with strawberry coming in at 2nd most delicious imho
    The Chocolate pies have even more calories than the fruit ones. They're literally like lard in a crust.

    I had one about a week ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katelette81
    Mmmm pie.... what I wouldn't give for a friggin strawberry rhubarb pie right now.. a real one, an entire one..

    Hope it was tasty dude...
    Oh it was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronReload04
    oooooooooooooo my Gaaaawwddddddd!!!!! i havnt had those in years. now i recognize em that i see them. i would eat like 4 of em at a time when i was a kid. strawberry and chocalate holy shit. those are so delicious. jesus im going insane right now
    Yes, strawberry is really good also.
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    even though I KNOW they are REAL
    all that plastic fat in them makes them look FAKE ><
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    even though I KNOW they are REAL
    all that plastic fat in them makes them look FAKE ><
    Hey, I don't mind plastic things that look fake

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoXracer
    Hey, I don't mind plastic things that look fake

    can u say banging?!?!
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    I like the apple myself but must stay away from them now.
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