Damn fatties

[chest6]

I always complain about fatties so bear with me. So today I am at work on break so I get my tuna in my baggy and couple bottled waters..start eatin the tuna. This really fat girl next to me says "Gross, I dont see how you eat tuna, thats disgusting" I look and see shes eating 1 baby ruth, 2 crunch bars, 2 orange sodas and she later gets 2 little sausage biscuits and some ice cream. I said "Well...its a little better than what you are eating over there" Oh man the look on her face. Meh..alright my worthless thread for the day is done

[BADASS323]

hey!! she stole my pwo meal!!!

[The_Juggernaut]

I hear you man...

one time i was sitting on a park bench and eating a sandwich, when this fat wilderbeast of a woman sat her fat ass on the other end of the bench, causing my end to fly upwards, propelling me into the air...then she opens her jaws really wide and caught me in HER MOUTH...I thought i was a goner, lucky i had a bottle of hot sauce in my pocket and poured that shit down her mouth like it was draino...she coughed me up, and spat me out on the ground...I then grabbed my sandwich, and made a run for it....damn fatties....

[biglouie250]

come work at my office. if you sneek a cookie people are on your ass. "oh look at fat boy go....your body is gross". Protein and juice talk is mandatory. i found myself knee deep in a very intense clen conversation this afternoon. i gotta get ready for my office pose down....... my tummy is a little out of wack to win lol.

[THE_DOME]

come work at my office. if you sneek a cookie people are on your ass. "oh look at fat boy go....your body is gross". Protein and juice talk is mandatory. i found myself knee deep in a very intense clen conversation this afternoon. i gotta get ready for my office pose down....... my tummy is a little out of wack to win lol.

no freaking way dude, thats hard to belive gear must be popular where your at

[mwolffey]

I always complain about fatties so bear with me. So today I am at work on break so I get my tuna in my baggy and couple bottled waters..start eatin the tuna. This really fat girl next to me says "Gross, I dont see how you eat tuna, thats disgusting" I look and see shes eating 1 baby ruth, 2 crunch bars, 2 orange sodas and she later gets 2 little sausage biscuits and some ice cream. I said "Well...its a little better than what you are eating over there" Oh man the look on her face. Meh..alright my worthless thread for the day is done

well put bro

[Smak]

LOL Chest. You should have told her that she's probably use to the smell and she should stop complaining especially from what you've heard around NT campus.

[TADOLFI]

Those two sausage biscuits you thought you saw were actually her fingers scoopin that ice cream cause the spoon wouldn't hold enough!

Thanks for helpin my day chest.
~Troy

[ManWhore]

Chest you know you dig the fatty's bro....

More to love....

[chest6]

yea she looks about like that..what a fatty. Damn lucky clen talk at work. I was takin some ECA awhile ago and they gave me the "hes probably taking steroids" look and whisper amongst each other.

[taiboxa]

u shud see the looks i get when i bust out a bag of chicken in class..

actually i dont get looks anymore its just common protocol

BUT IM F'n TIRED OF EVERYOEN TAKING MY GADDAM ALMONDS!
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[Superhuman]

I hear you man...

one time i was sitting on a park bench and eating a sandwich, when this fat wilderbeast of a woman sat her fat ass on the other end of the bench, causing my end to fly upwards, propelling me into the air...then she opens her jaws really wide and caught me in HER MOUTH...I thought i was a goner, lucky i had a bottle of hot sauce in my pocket and poured that shit down her mouth like it was draino...she coughed me up, and spat me out on the ground...I then grabbed my sandwich, and made a run for it....damn fatties....

man, i like this guy already

[QuieTSToRM33]

come work at my office. if you sneek a cookie people are on your ass. "oh look at fat boy go....your body is gross". Protein and juice talk is mandatory. i found myself knee deep in a very intense clen conversation this afternoon. i gotta get ready for my office pose down....... my tummy is a little out of wack to win lol.

you guys hiring ?? ... lol

[mwolffey]

Chest you know you dig the fatty's bro....

More to love....

im digging the cleavage

[Warrior]

Yeah... eating all that protein can't be healthy - but stuffin' your fat ass with ho-ho's and processed food is! People can be so rediculous...

[biglouie250]

no freaking way dude, thats hard to belive gear must be popular where your at

yea its pretty funny. i came back to work last night to study for a professional exam and my douchebag friend was getting changed for the gym he comes over and gives me a most muscular pose (hes really lean and muscular) with the veins popping. then he rips me apart sayin i have no definition. he'll see in july muhahahaha!! im trying to get up to around 215 before i go all out cutting.

[Warrior]

im digging the cleavage

I wonder if she realized when she was taking that photo she would soon become a poster child of fat chicks on the Internet...

[Big Broker 1]

I wonder if she realized when she was taking that photo she would soon become a poster child of fat chicks on the Internet...

lmao...if she saw this i think she would ....

[cfiler]

I hate fatties. Especially the ones that think they need special treatment. I'm too fat to walk or work. Cry me a freaking river.

[chest6]

Yep..I ring up fatties all the time that ride up to the register in those little amigo electrical cart things. The thing is like dragging the ground...AND they cant even put their items up on the counter...I gotta like walk around and ring it up..psh..Weightlimit is 300 on those and ur 500

[tretch187]

Yep..I ring up fatties all the time that ride up to the register in those little amigo electrical cart things. The thing is like dragging the ground...AND they cant even put their items up on the counter...I gotta like walk around and ring it up..psh..Weightlimit is 300 on those and ur 500

I think they need to make that more uncomfortable. Too many fuggin people are using those things. Forget the nifty electric wheelchair with the comfy seat.


Give her bigness a red rider wagon and a sackboy to drag her around. Then maybe they will think of actually walking/burning some cals around the store.

[chest6]

I think they need to make that more uncomfortable. Too many fuggin people are using those things. Forget the nifty electric wheelchair with the comfy seat.


Give her bigness a red rider wagon and a sackboy to drag her around. Then maybe they will think of actually walking/burning some cals around the store.

Exactly. Sounds like a good idea. I hate hearing "Oh..I have bad knees" or "I have a bad back" Yeah...maybe cuz ur body doesnt like carrying around 300lbs of excess jello

[Hackamaniac]

Yep..I ring up fatties all the time that ride up to the register in those little amigo electrical cart things. The thing is like dragging the ground...AND they cant even put their items up on the counter...I gotta like walk around and ring it up..psh..Weightlimit is 300 on those and ur 500

damn now that's out of shape bro

[Zanelike]

The easiest way to stay on your cutting diet is take a walk through any mall food court. After you see a herd of waterbuffalo gorging themselves you never want another cheeseburger again. That always keeps me honest

[Hackamaniac]

good info bro lol

[chest6]

herd of water buffalo rofl

[Warrior]

The easiest way to stay on your cutting diet is take a walk through any mall food court. After you see a herd of waterbuffalo gorging themselves you never want another cheeseburger again. That always keeps me honest

Thats quite true - someone today held some ice cream to my face and jokingly said, "thats all you need man"... I told him, "I'd sooner dump sand in my car's gas tank then put that shit in my body..."

[helium3]

damn buffalos

[kihop]

The worst are fatties who blab about how they're on an unbeleiveable low carb diet as they scarf down a huge salad swimming in a plastic bowl of oil with bacon all over it. Hooray for diets!

[MAXIMA5]

I hate fatties. Especially the ones that think they need special treatment. I'm too fat to walk or work. Cry me a freaking river.

I love the fatties who get handicapped tags for their cars so they don't have to walk more than 20 feet into the Wal Mart or Kmart to stock up in ice cream, cookies, sugary cereal, and candybars.

Let's not forget the fact that they need golf carts to shop. Shopping for obese white trash is like going to an amusement park for them. They wait in line, ride around on motorized transportation, and eat junk food.

I'm all for passing out hunting tags for fatties every year.
Each fit person would get the follwing tags along with a 7.5mm rifle with armor/fat piercing rounds, night vision goggles, and a case of napalm grenades.

(15 tags) 350 lb + white trash females with lower belly flap
(12 tags) 400 lb + male all-you-can-eat Buffet customers
(20 tags) Pie-faced snot-nosed 200 lb+ 10 year-olds over 50% bodyfat. The hunter would get bones points for dropping one of these with a playstation controller or a candybar in their hand.

Tags would then be turned in with their trophies in exchange for tax deductions.

Let's see how long America remains the most obese country in the world.

[cfiler]

I love the fatties who get handicapped tags for their cars so they don't have to walk more than 20 feet into the Wal Mart or Kmart to stock up in ice cream, cookies, sugary cereal, and candybars.

Let's not forget the fact that they need golf carts to shop. Shopping for obese white trash is like going to an amusement park for them. They wait in line, ride around on motorized transportation, and eat junk food.

I'm all for passing out hunting tags for fatties every year.
Each fit person would get the follwing tags along with a 7.5mm rifle with armor/fat piercing rounds, night vision goggles, and a case of napalm grenades.

(15 tags) 350 lb + white trash females with lower belly flap
(12 tags) 400 lb + male all-you-can-eat Buffet customers
(20 tags) Pie-faced snot-nosed 200 lb+ 10 year-olds over 45% bodyfat. The hunter would get bones points for dropping one of these with a playstation controller or a candybar in their hand.

Tags would then be turned in with their trophies in exchange for tax deductions.

Let's see how long America remains the most obese country in the world.

Great idea! I so wish we could do that! I'd never have to pay taxes again with the amount of fatties at my work.

[cfiler]

Whenever I see someone who's fat, I keep thinking of the Simpsons episode where Homer gets super fat so he can work at home.

[cfiler]

Where do you even buy those moo-moos that fat people wear? Do they just buy circus tents and cut a hole for their head?

[Zanelike]

They use wall tents. The hole for the stove fits perfectly over the head

[SVTMuscle*]

I love it when fat people say
"Steroids are so bad for you, that shit will kill you!"

"NO BITCH HAVING 84% BODYFAT WILL KILL YOU"

[Katelette81]

Whenever I see someone who's fat, I keep thinking of the Simpsons episode where Homer gets super fat so he can work at home.

Did you see the episode of Family Guy where Peter wished to have no bones, so he was just a puddle of fat? Wow, I thought I was seriously going to have a stroke... that's what I think about after I cheat, or when I need to run just a bit farther or harder..

[chest6]

haha yep and stewie goes scuba diving to clean his fat

[Anna Bollick]

Well, to be honest, cooked tuna is pretty gross. Some nice sashimi, otoh, would put a grin on my pretty face. Tuna, uncooked and unprocessed, is a nearly perfect food. Why ruin it by stuffing it in a can and cooking the flavor out of it? YUCK!

My son (a product of a mis-spent youth trying to live as a man) lives on macaroni and cheese. Hey, I just deal with it. He came to visit a while back. I had my steaks and tuna and salmon, he had his kraft and chef boyardee. We agreed to disagree, and eat seperate meals. Well, he's not fat, but he should be on that diet. I don't preach and he doesn't make ugly faces at me for eating a couple of pounds of raw fish or an 8 egg omelette.

Love
Anna