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    Red face Russell the Love Muscle, NRB's, and Yohimbe...

    Wow, been taking Yohimbe for a few days now, and MAN!!!! All day i've been bustin' NRB's (no reason boners), except for when my chica e-mailed me and told me what she was going to do to me tonight (RB, reason boner)... but seriously, I've been a walking chubb showing off my meatstick through somewhat baggy pants and don't know what to do... I got other people around me working, and all I want to do is dial up Jessica Alba's website and stick Russell in the hard drive!

    You know it's bad when the thought of fat chicks increases the NRB and turns it into a RB!

    FAK!!!

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    Man do me a favor...stop taking that stuff when i come up there to party with all you guys, cool???

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    Man do me a favor...stop taking that stuff when i come up there to party with all you guys, cool???
    Noooooooooooooooo way buddy!!! I have to leave a lasting impression!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burger King
    Wow, been taking Yohimbe for a few days now, and MAN!!!! All day i've been bustin' NRB's (no reason boners), except for when my chica e-mailed me and told me what she was going to do to me tonight (RB, reason boner)... but seriously, I've been a walking chubb showing off my meatstick through somewhat baggy pants and don't know what to do... I got other people around me working, and all I want to do is dial up Jessica Alba's website and stick Russell in the hard drive!

    You know it's bad when the thought of fat chicks increases the NRB and turns it into a RB!
    FAK!!!
    bwhahahah...i hate fat chicks...

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    Hm... I wonder if it would have the same effect on women??

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    Man do me a favor...stop taking that stuff when i come up there to party with all you guys, cool???
    I will fix this right now

    Why did u name it Russell?

    I want to introduce Russell to my imaginary Friend Trevor - he is a pre op transexual who is fond of the name Russell.

    How'd u like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I will fix this right now

    Why did u name it Russell?

    I want to introduce Russell to my imaginary Friend Trevor - he is a pre op transexual who is fond of the name Russell.

    How'd u like that?
    so Trevor, the pre op transexual is what you call your love box, eh!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burger King
    so Trevor, the pre op transexual is what you call your love box, eh!?!?
    no but you wanna know something..

    When i told my boyfriend that if he didnt stop teasing me my imaginary friend would start poking his ass.. (i went in great lengths to describe him.. i got a hell of an imagination)

    He wasn't all that amused either and told me i was twisted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    no but you wanna know something..

    When i told my boyfriend that if he didnt stop teasing me my imaginary friend would start poking his ass.. (i went in great lengths to describe him.. i got a hell of an imagination)

    He wasn't all that amused either and told me i was twisted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burger King
    I use my imagination for good.. most of the time..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Katelette81
    Hm... I wonder if it would have the same effect on women??
    I've wondered the same thing as well! Let us know!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burger King
    I've wondered the same thing as well! Let us know!

    Dammit, now you've piqued my curiosity... well, I guess I"m stopping at the supplement place on my way home. I'll give you guys an update toomorrow..LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katelette81
    Dammit, now you've piqued my curiosity... well, I guess I"m stopping at the supplement place on my way home. I'll give you guys an update toomorrow..LOL
    SWEET!!! Please, keep us/ME posted!!

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    do they sell it locally?

    I ain't trying it.. i already got enough of a drive..

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    check this out

    Home > About Health Canada > Media Room > Advisories, Warnings & Recalls > 2006

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    April 10, 2006
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    Health Canada advises consumers not to use unapproved products containing yohimbine or yohimbe bark including Strauss Energy SIX capsules
    OTTAWA - Health Canada is advising consumers not to use unapproved products containing yohimbine or yohimbe bark, including Strauss Energy SIX capsules. Yohimbine is a prescription substance that can pose serious health risks for people with underlying risk factors.

    The use of any unapproved products containing yohimbine, that have not been prescribed by a physician, may result in serious adverse reactions, particularly in people with high blood pressure, heart, kidney or liver disease.

    Yohimbine should not be used by pregnant or nursing women, or children. The potential for serious complications for those at risk requires that yohimbine should be available only under medical supervision.

    The most consistently reported side effects associated with yohimbine are anxiety and increased urinary frequency. Other reported reactions include dizziness, gastrointestinal disturbances, headache, sweating, insomnia, tremors, palpitations and severe hypertension.

    One of the unapproved products found by Health Canada to contain yohimbine is Strauss Energy SIX, manufactured by Strauss Herb Company, of Kamloops B.C.

    Strauss Energy SIX is not authorized for sale in Canada but is promoted to increase energy levels, build body mass, and restore or enhance sexual performance, and is available at retail outlets and over the Internet. The manufacturer has refused to comply with Health Canada’s request to stop selling the product. Health Canada will take further action to remove the product from the market.

    Consumers who have used Strauss Energy SIX or another product containing yohimbine and have concerns about their health should contact their physicians or health care practitioner.

    To report a suspected adverse reaction, please contact the Canadian Adverse Drug Reaction Monitoring Program (CADRMP) of Health Canada by one of the following methods:

    Telephone: 866-234-2345
    Facsimile: 866-678-6789

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    I don't think you can buy it just anywhere in Canada.. it is however in quite a few diet products

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    check this out

    Home > About Health Canada > Media Room > Advisories, Warnings & Recalls > 2006

    Advisory
    2006-16
    April 10, 2006
    For immediate release

    Health Canada advises consumers not to use unapproved products containing yohimbine or yohimbe bark including Strauss Energy SIX capsules
    OTTAWA - Health Canada is advising consumers not to use unapproved products containing yohimbine or yohimbe bark, including Strauss Energy SIX capsules. Yohimbine is a prescription substance that can pose serious health risks for people with underlying risk factors.

    The use of any unapproved products containing yohimbine, that have not been prescribed by a physician, may result in serious adverse reactions, particularly in people with high blood pressure, heart, kidney or liver disease.

    Yohimbine should not be used by pregnant or nursing women, or children. The potential for serious complications for those at risk requires that yohimbine should be available only under medical supervision.

    The most consistently reported side effects associated with yohimbine are anxiety and increased urinary frequency. Other reported reactions include dizziness, gastrointestinal disturbances, headache, sweating, insomnia, tremors, palpitations and severe hypertension.

    One of the unapproved products found by Health Canada to contain yohimbine is Strauss Energy SIX, manufactured by Strauss Herb Company, of Kamloops B.C.

    Strauss Energy SIX is not authorized for sale in Canada but is promoted to increase energy levels, build body mass, and restore or enhance sexual performance, and is available at retail outlets and over the Internet. The manufacturer has refused to comply with Health Canada’s request to stop selling the product. Health Canada will take further action to remove the product from the market.

    Consumers who have used Strauss Energy SIX or another product containing yohimbine and have concerns about their health should contact their physicians or health care practitioner.

    To report a suspected adverse reaction, please contact the Canadian Adverse Drug Reaction Monitoring Program (CADRMP) of Health Canada by one of the following methods:

    Telephone: 866-234-2345
    Facsimile: 866-678-6789
    eeeeeeek... well, I can't go on with these NRB, so I may stop the sheiit.... Thanks for the info...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I don't think you can buy it just anywhere in Canada.. it is however in quite a few diet products
    I got it "under the counter"... dayme Spartan!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burger King
    I got it "under the counter"... dayme Spartan!!!
    I just pretend to be dumb..

    It's so much eaiser than actually being dumb

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