Oh god brothers, just got back from the funniest dinner ever with the mother inlaw. So me and the mrs. are sitting there, minding our own business with her. I leave to go to bathroom, I come back, my wife is crying. Apparently my mother in law is "SURE" I'm on steroids because I drink water and ONLY water(had 4 glasses of water at dinner, guess that was weird to her). Strangest thing I've ever heard, so the inlaw proceeded to make a scene when I respectfully told her to mind her own ****ing business. I told her I know she's gonna die soon with lung cancer and kidney stones due to smoking and drinking ass loads of mountain dew. Gotta love white trash, crazy old hag. Needless to say, I kept my cool even on the tbol/test HAHA