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    dam fire ants

    man went out to san antonio this weekend and got shitfaced well ended up passin out in the grass at my buddies apartments..turns out i was in an ant bed cause i woke up with so much pain all over my right side of my body..now all over the right side of my face it looks like im breaking out real bad and same with my arm..im just glad nobody can see my chest and armpits and side of my ass cause it looks like miniature explosions all over and its red...gahhh this sux and they itch soooooo bad...i hate texas and its dam fire ants..

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    damn that sucks! i'm surprised it didn't wake you up

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    I got all f*cked up from fire ants in Louisiana while riding an ATC.

    Stopped, put my foot down on the ground to rest, and they scurried up my right leg like crackwhores.

    I jumped off the ATC and dove right into the pool, that shit stings!!!

    ~SC~

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    hell yea they sting and look gross too. and itch like crazy..it looks like i gotta pizza face on the right side of my face..it looks like acne it sucks....i was embarassed to go to school cause my face is clear then bam bumps everywhere..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I got all f*cked up from fire ants in Louisiana while riding an ATC.

    Stopped, put my foot down on the ground to rest, and they scurried up my right leg like crackwhores.

    I jumped off the ATC and dove right into the pool, that shit stings!!!

    ~SC~

    oh jesus, thats all bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by HULKBOY
    hell yea they sting and look gross too. and itch like crazy..it looks like i gotta pizza face on the right side of my face..it looks like acne it sucks....i was embarassed to go to school cause my face is clear then bam bumps everywhere..

    yea, im sorry that happened bro. think of it like this though, itl heal. then youl be laughing about it later

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    you guys ever hear of a bullet ant? Its probably in Africa somewhere, but its called that... well im sure you can figure it out. Ants are badass!!!!

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    Tech you not to get drunk and pass out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr



    Tech you not to get drunk and pass out.
    nope just teaches me to make it indoors before i pass out

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    you guys ever hear of a bullet ant? Its probably in Africa somewhere, but its called that... well im sure you can figure it out. Ants are badass!!!!

    i saw a show on the discovery channel about ants, and i think i remember seeing bullet ants on there. id hate to have them around my house. but imo the most bad ass kind of ant is the african siafu. now those are bad ass motherfu_kers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    i saw a show on the discovery channel about ants, and i think i remember seeing bullet ants on there. id hate to have them around my house. but imo the most bad ass kind of ant is the african siafu. now those are bad ass motherfu_kers
    that's was a pretty cool special. i must off watched it at least three times. and Tren Bull, bullet ants are central and south america.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcpeepants
    that's was a pretty cool special. i must off watched it at least three times. and Tren Bull, bullet ants are central and south america.

    bullet ants are the ones that are really poisonous, and incredibly aggressive right?

    there was one kind of ant on that show that attacked the camera lens when it got close to the ant. i think that was a bullet ant...

    mean little bastards

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    they always step in these ant hills on wildboyz

    classic shit

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    hey bros, check out these pics i found of the siafu.

    id sure hate to wake up with these things crawling all over me.

    did you know that thousands of them will go into your lungs and suffocate you? bad sh_t
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    lmfaoo

    Wildboyz episode in costa rica

    they get therselves bit by bullet ants

    priceless

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob
    lmfaoo

    Wildboyz episode in costa rica

    they get therselves bit by bullet ants

    priceless

    man, they do some STUPID things. funny, but seriously hazardous to their health. like the time they were fu_king with aligators in the swamps of florida. or the other time they were pissing off spitting cobras. i heard they even jumped in the ocean when there were large great white sharks swiming near them...

    i dont care how much money you offer me, id never risk getting eaten by a great white shark. what good is money if you're dead?

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    ya man ants in tx are bad...I'll never sit in grass..Im allergic for one and fvckin ants for the other

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    man those ants look like mini scorpians!!! i guess thats one good thing bout Mass, we dont have any crazy ass animals like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    hey bros, check out these pics i found of the siafu.

    id sure hate to wake up with these things crawling all over me.

    did you know that thousands of them will go into your lungs and suffocate you? bad sh_t

    Dayuum... bro, my biggest fear is bugs!! thanks for just creepin the SHIT outta me!! lol

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