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  1. 06-06-2006, 04:08 PM #1
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    Wife Comments (sound Familiar Anyone?)

    1.i never see you anymore.
    2.your always at the gym!
    3.and yes your gym clothes are clean!
    4.im sick of cookin chicken fillets.(you wanna try eatin em love)
    5.your always on that bloody internet
    6.stop fartin
    7.you cant be hungry again
    8.your obsessed
    9.so why do you put pregnant womans urine into your body?!(for the 20th time)
    10.your face is looki moonish

    and thats just tonight!
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  2. 06-06-2006, 04:15 PM #2
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    i like the prego pee comment haha I just started HCG last night!
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    Quote Originally Posted by manc
    9.so why do you put pregnant womans urine into your body?!(for the 20th time)

    and thats just tonight!
    hahaha
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  5. 06-06-2006, 05:19 PM #5
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    LMAO... that's rough..haha
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  6. 06-07-2006, 01:38 PM #6
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    i get 2,5,6 and 8 a lot.
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  7. 06-07-2006, 02:10 PM #7
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    i wish she said #1 more...i am at the gym with her, at home with her, and she sits beside me a reads the net with me.... good thing she's hot...
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  8. 06-07-2006, 02:18 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by manc
    1.i never see you anymore.
    2.your always at the gym!
    3.and yes your gym clothes are clean!
    4.im sick of cookin chicken fillets.(you wanna try eatin em love)
    5.your always on that bloody internet
    6.stop fartin
    7.you cant be hungry again
    8.your obsessed
    9.so why do you put pregnant womans urine into your body?!(for the 20th time)
    10.your face is looki moonish

    and thats just tonight!



    Good list. Heres one you can add-

    You sweat a lot
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  9. 06-07-2006, 02:34 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by manc
    1.i never see you anymore.
    2.your always at the gym!
    3.and yes your gym clothes are clean!
    4.im sick of cookin chicken fillets.(you wanna try eatin em love)
    5.your always on that bloody internet
    6.stop fartin
    7.you cant be hungry again
    8.your obsessed
    9.so why do you put pregnant womans urine into your body?!(for the 20th time)
    10.your face is looki moonish

    and thats just tonight!
    lmfao 2,3,5,6 for me man..
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  10. 06-07-2006, 02:39 PM #10
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    how about...

    11. Do these pants make me look fat
    12. my mother is coming for a visit
    13. my car is on empty, and the red oil light is on.. saturday morning
    14. taking out the trash is men's work (dont' get me started)
    15. why on earth would i want a new mixer for my birthday
    16. all that protein makes me bloated
    17. you should eat more fruit
    18. your farts always smell really bad
    19. stop yelling at people
    20. ok, but this is the last time i will be your test whore....
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  11. 06-07-2006, 02:49 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    how about...

    11. Do these pants make me look fat
    12. my mother is coming for a visit
    13. my car is on empty, and the red oil light is on.. saturday morning
    14. taking out the trash is men's work (dont' get me started)
    15. why on earth would i want a new mixer for my birthday
    16. all that protein makes me bloated
    17. you should eat more fruit
    18. your farts always smell really bad
    19. stop yelling at people
    20. ok, but this is the last time i will be your test whore....


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  12. 06-07-2006, 04:24 PM #12
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    i always get
    "You only want to make love to me kuz ur on those fuxin steroids !"
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  13. 06-07-2006, 04:32 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i always get
    "You only want to make love to me kuz ur on those fuxin steroids!"
    That is becuse you never stop bitching.
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  14. 06-07-2006, 04:45 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by manc
    1.i never see you anymore.
    2.your always at the gym!
    3.and yes your gym clothes are clean!
    4.im sick of cookin chicken fillets.(you wanna try eatin em love)
    5.your always on that bloody internet
    6.stop fartin
    7.you cant be hungry again
    8.your obsessed
    9.so why do you put pregnant womans urine into your body?!(for the 20th time)
    10.your face is looki moonish

    and thats just tonight!
    3.and yes your gym clothes are clean!



    I can only imagine. only this one, every letter should be capitilizezed to get the screaming effect like Ross likes to use
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  15. 06-07-2006, 07:22 PM #15
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    #1, 5 and 6:-)
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  16. 06-07-2006, 11:12 PM #16
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    how bout

    why is your penis so big?
    that many women won't fit in the bed!
    i can't anymore, my jaw hurts
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  17. 06-07-2006, 11:22 PM #17
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    i get 5, 6, 7, 8, and 10. yea man, the gas is bad here on my end. i can clear a room with it! damn protein farts!
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  18. 06-08-2006, 12:59 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i always get
    "You only want to make love to me kuz ur on those fuxin steroids!"
    yeh i forgot that one.but they do have a point on this one.

    and what about:
    11.your always in the mirror.
    12.why have you shaved your legs,they look prosthetic(however you spell false limbs)
    13.oh in a mood are you,that'l be them bloody steroids .
    14.tired are ya,that'l be them bloody steroids.etc etc

    and nots let the forget..
    15.how much are you spending on these bloody drugs? and i say" about £10 a week love there cheap."
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