my bouncing experience...good read...

[lucabratzi]

so i was bouncing this weekend at a local bar...i was working the front and i was the only bouncer there....there is usually one fight a summer in the bars in my town....guess this one came early...so it was around 3:00am and i was inside i turned around and saw a group of people fighting....i go out there and start ripping people off each other...it was about 4-5 on one side fighting 2 people...while im ripping people off im tryin to make sure no one trys to hit me cause both sides will wanna kick my ass cause they dont know im the bouncer...(just wearin a black polo)...one kid walks up and trys to hit me..before he even let off his drunk ass punch i gave him a really good push...sounds gay but i put almost everything i had into the push...(were not really allowed to punch them unless they hit us first). guy flew back and lands on his face...then his freind comes up to me to hit me, i push him and he goes down...there were about 15 people outside and they all just started ballin laughing...the first kid i pushed got up and his face was mangled...side of his face had insane road rash, nose was bleeding, and the worst of all his two front teeth came out...im tryin to calm the crowd down cause people were still talkin shit...i didnt care if they fought just do it down the street...they wouldnt go so i pushed the shit starters into the bar just to seperate them...needless to say the kid with the missing teeth was pissed...30 mins later the cops and an ambulance show up,(slow ass suffolk cops). i thought i was goin to get in some serious shit cuase i ruined this kids face and teeth...they didnt even question me, so i think im out of the woods...i really dont care that he lost his teeth cause i was doin my job, he attacked me and i pushed him...he's just a dumb****in drunk that cant puts his hands out to brace his fall...now my only concern is that he tries to shank me next time a work...thought the lounge could use a good read so i figured i throw out a little anecdote of mine...


oh yeah and the drunk girls hittin on me made my night....

[Ufa]

You might want to get a bullet proof vest. Little people are sneaky. The are cowards and well, just be careful.

[USfighterFC]

back in NY huh.....which bar you work at I'll make your night miserable....lol j/k

[biglouie250]

suffolk huh? what bar was it at? you only get 1 fight a summer? geeeeez come to nassau lol!

[BOUNCER]

One fight every summer!.

Bet its not an Irish bar!.

BTW USfigherFC Kevin in dying to get back to NY. Probably bring him over either at the end of this year or early next. You'll have to introduce me to your friend out on Long Island who loves the Irish!.

I'll drink him under the table, then fight him all the way home!.

[Liftnainez]

you were just doing your job..

[BEER WHORE]

fighting is cool.

[BEER WHORE]

wait till you get stab in the back by some drunk guy

[Hackamaniac]

good read bro and hope you don't get in any trouble but doubt you will

[lucabratzi]

good read bro and hope you don't get in any trouble but doubt you will

yeah so my boss just called me and said the dt's might wanna talk....i dont know what to say, cause i dont wanna say anything incriminating, i might just down play it and say i just seperated the fight, and the kid prob got his teeth knocked out during the fight...i was at finnegans....

[lucabratzi]

wait till you get stab in the back by some drunk guy

uh ok...thanks...

[industywetrusty]

yeah so my boss just called me and said the dt's might wanna talk....i dont know what to say, cause i dont wanna say anything incriminating, i might just down play it and say i just seperated the fight, and the kid prob got his teeth knocked out during the fight...i was at finnegans....

Word are you gonna be on cops like all the other hillbillies, haha, your a true soldier, pushing helpless drunk kids... jus wait till I come the 4th, an you can try to pick on someone your own size, haha

[lucabratzi]

Word are you gonna be on cops like all the other hillbillies, haha, your a true soldier, pushing helpless drunk kids... jus wait till I come the 4th, an you can try to pick on someone your own size, haha

yeah im goin to be on cops with a meth pipe in my keister, i pack a serious push...one of the most serious pushes in town...and oh yeah someone my size subtract 55lbs...

[novastepp]

good read for sure. i love it, the shove that mangled his face and knocked out two teeth... taught that b*tch some humility

[lucabratzi]

bwhahaha, so listen to this....my parents are bitchen all day about how they dont like that im bouncin, blah blah blah...so i say if u pay for some of my bike i will stop bouncing....they agreed to pay for the first six months of the finance and insurance...so in the end im bein rewarded for knockin this dicks teeth out...woot woot...gettin the bike tomorow...

[industywetrusty]

bwhahaha, so listen to this....my parents are bitchen all day about how they dont like that im bouncin, blah blah blah...so i say if u pay for some of my bike i will stop bouncing....they agreed to pay for the first six months of the finance and insurance...so in the end im bein rewarded for knockin this dicks teeth out...woot woot...gettin the bike tomorow...

I hate you I really hate you, by the way I am gonna ride that bike when you get down here you nasty peice of shit

[lucabratzi]

I hate you I really hate you, by the way I am gonna ride that bike when you get down here you nasty peice of shit

u aint touchin shit u drunk bastard...hahaha...maybe i'll let u wax it...or better yet i'll put u on the back and make u my riding bitch...

[industywetrusty]

u aint touchin shit u drunk bastard...hahaha...maybe i'll let u wax it...or better yet i'll put u on the back and make u my riding bitch...

I own you, dont act all gangsta with me, or I'll have your parents buying me a motercycle jus so I dont nock your teeth out haha....

[lucabratzi]

I own you, dont act all gangsta with me, or I'll have your parents buying me a motercycle jus so I dont nock your teeth out haha....

1. u dont own me...
2. i dont have to be gangster to woop ur ass
3. my parents hate u
4. u dont have enough power from ur lil arms to knock teeth out.
5. shit i dont even have to punch people in the face to knock teeth out i just push them..hahah...i could poke u and knock ur shit out...

[mwolffey]

nice^^^^^^lol

[juiceboxxx]

just watch out bro, wear a vest or something.

I know a bunch of huse 240+ guys that have nothing better to do then go to clubs and **** up the bouncers car by smaashing rocks etc into it and beating it with bats or following ther bouncer home to see where he lives then maybe rush him.

Its a risky job and with it comes this extra bs but mehh the money and biatches are good too.

[juiceboxxx]

I own you, dont act all gangsta with me, or I'll have your parents buying me a motercycle jus so I dont nock your teeth out haha....

wtf is up with ur posts? r u jokin or u serious?

[USfighterFC]

One fight every summer!.

Bet its not an Irish bar!.

BTW USfigherFC Kevin in dying to get back to NY. Probably bring him over either at the end of this year or early next. You'll have to introduce me to your friend out on Long Island who loves the Irish!.

I'll drink him under the table, then fight him all the way home!.

LOL i'm sure he'd love to meet ya but not fight you. You'd kick his ass. He can drink pretty well, better than me, a child could drink better than me. Try to come to NYC when it isnt freezing cold out cuz you hated it last time. Although i'll admit it was freezing when we waiting for a fvckin cab.

[lucabratzi]

just watch out bro, wear a vest or something.

I know a bunch of huse 240+ guys that have nothing better to do then go to clubs and **** up the bouncers car by smaashing rocks etc into it and beating it with bats or following ther bouncer home to see where he lives then maybe rush him.

Its a risky job and with it comes this extra bs but mehh the money and biatches are good too.

if i had a vest/felt like buying one i would...but i am stupid and nieve and am not gettin one...sucks cause i know how it works...he will prob try to get revenge...hopefully he comes head up and with no weapons...i can take gettin jumped just as long as theres no bats or knives i hate that shit...

[lucabratzi]

wtf is up with ur posts? r u jokin or u serious?

hahaha, nah he's kidding, he's my roomate in florida...

[chest6]

yeah i cant really see u gettin in trouble

[industywetrusty]

1. u dont own me...
2. i dont have to be gangster to woop ur ass
3. my parents hate u
4. u dont have enough power from ur lil arms to knock teeth out.
5. shit i dont even have to punch people in the face to knock teeth out i just push them..hahah...i could poke u and knock ur shit out...

HAHA, okok you even got some guy askin if your posts are real, your parents are mine... haha ps I own you

[toofatbuilder]

dont worry about it bro. i bounce in san jose, cali. theres average of 4 fights a night in the club i mainly work in. the cops dont care if you had to get physical. as long as you didnt stab him. ive punched a few people out. one night there was some russians at the club on asian night. big fight broke out. there was 7 bouncers and about 25 people fighting. those russians were huge too. we just started swingin on anyone who was fightin. when the cops came they just told us to have a good night and they would see us tomorrow night. lol....

[lucabratzi]

HAHA, okok you even got some guy askin if your posts are real, your parents are mine... haha ps I own you

haha read the post again he was talkin to u....go back to school...

[lucabratzi]

dont worry about it bro. i bounce in san jose, cali. theres average of 4 fights a night in the club i mainly work in. the cops dont care if you had to get physical. as long as you didnt stab him. ive punched a few people out. one night there was some russians at the club on asian night. big fight broke out. there was 7 bouncers and about 25 people fighting. those russians were huge too. we just started swingin on anyone who was fightin. when the cops came they just told us to have a good night and they would see us tomorrow night. lol....

dam thats pretty serious...4 fights a night...risky job...

[diamonds]

yeah, i ran a Hip-Hop club with 99% of the crowd being gang bangers. The funny shit is that the gangsters aren't the ones you need to worry about. They don't come to the club to bang, they come to get some ass. Yeah they all carry guns but they ain't gonna use them cause they know our armed security will shoot back.
It's always the little guy or the nobody that has to try and prove himself!