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  1. 06-19-2006, 11:51 AM #1
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    True story ... I almost got into a fight today ...

    I was at the airport and had to wait for a couple of hours before my flight, so I bought myself a magazine and a kitkat. I sat down and put the candy on the empty seat beside me. A few minutes later, a guy sat down two seats as my kitkat. I started reading my magazine, and every few minutes I would take a little bite. I noticed that every so often this guy would pick up my chocolate and take a bite too! I couldnt believe it!!!! I kept my cool until he ate the last piece. That was when I got ticked off. I stood up, crumpled the kitkat wrapper and threw at him and then crushed his muffin into pieces and dropped it on the floor and left.

    When I was on the plane, I put my bag away and fastened my seatbelt. I reached into my jacket pocket and saw my kitkat. I was eating his kitkat God damnit.
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  2. 06-19-2006, 11:55 AM #2
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    thats funny did u feel like a dick?
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    so he was the nice one that was like look at this jackass eating my candy bar
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    Well I dont know how you lasted until he ate the LAST piece of what you thought was your Kitkat. I mean if I saw some guy even touch my Kitkat (not that I would ever eat one) I would ask him wtf he thinkgs hes doing. Not wait until he eats the very last piece and just pretty much keep sharing it back and forth with him, thats just pretty gross.

    But it is a pretty hilarious story.
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  9. 06-19-2006, 12:46 PM #9
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    ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

    Now that is hilarious!!!!!!!! Great story!!

    I can't believe HE let YOU eat off his candy bar!!! He must have liked you!!!

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    That is a pretty story, I agree with what was said above I don't see how you lasted that long eating HIS bar...LOL
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    Hilarious if thats true, either way I might have to use it sometime. Thanks! lol
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    Guy must still be freaked out trying to figure out what he did..LMFAO
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    usually i can see these things coming, but you told it so well..

    funny... thanks
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  18. 06-19-2006, 02:34 PM #18
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    if someone was eating my candy bar i'd open up a can of whoop ass there and then. I wouldn't wait for anyone to finish my damn candy bar!

    and why are you eating candy anyway? Are you bulking, coz then it's ok, otherwise
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    funny stuff.
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    lmfao.... thats funny as hell.
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    dude, that's f*cking hilarious. thanks for the laugh.

    don't know how you could let anyone eat your candy bar though, and why keep putting it down next to you when you saw him eating it too?
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    lol that is funny stuff..
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  23. 06-19-2006, 03:03 PM #23
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    That is oldie story but still funny as heck...
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    LMFAO!!! wow thanks for the laugh..
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    #1 You put food were people put their ass.
    #2 You took a bite after a stranger took a bite off of a bar sitting where people put their ass.

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    haha thats funny...
    funny too because my brother forwarded me that joke a couple of weeks ago!!!! You must have your own forward going around the world
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  28. 06-19-2006, 05:37 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandwich2003
    I was at the airport and had to wait for a couple of hours before my flight, so I bought myself a magazine and a kitkat. I sat down and put the candy on the empty seat beside me. A few minutes later, a guy sat down two seats as my kitkat. I started reading my magazine, and every few minutes I would take a little bite. I noticed that every so often this guy would pick up my chocolate and take a bite too! I couldnt believe it!!!! I kept my cool until he ate the last piece. That was when I got ticked off. I stood up, crumpled the kitkat wrapper and threw at him and then crushed his muffin into pieces and dropped it on the floor and left.

    When I was on the plane, I put my bag away and fastened my seatbelt. I reached into my jacket pocket and saw my kitkat. I was eating his kitkat God damnit.
    LMFAO...oh shit..that made me laugh...lolololol... he must have been like "what the **** is wrong with this dude"...lololol..classic.
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    hahaha nice one, will remember that
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    thats awesome, I'm laughing so hard right now!!!
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    hahaha imagine...some dude starts eating YOUR candy bar and then throws YOUR wrapper at you...lmao...you're lucky you were the bodybuilder
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    So you are the mother ****er that was eating my kitkat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sandwich2003
    I was at the airport and had to wait for a couple of hours before my flight, so I bought myself a magazine and a kitkat. I sat down and put the candy on the empty seat beside me. A few minutes later, a guy sat down two seats as my kitkat. I started reading my magazine, and every few minutes I would take a little bite. I noticed that every so often this guy would pick up my chocolate and take a bite too! I couldnt believe it!!!! I kept my cool until he ate the last piece. That was when I got ticked off. I stood up, crumpled the kitkat wrapper and threw at him and then crushed his muffin into pieces and dropped it on the floor and left.

    When I was on the plane, I put my bag away and fastened my seatbelt. I reached into my jacket pocket and saw my kitkat. I was eating his kitkat God damnit.
    HAHAHHA jesus christ i love this guy, you made my day just great
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    O Man That's Some Funny Shit!
    So Cute Yall Were Sharing The Candy"
    Lol Good Boys Lol Lol
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    ROFL i cant believe you let him eat what u thought was your bar. I wonder what he was thinking
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    funniest shit i read in a while
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI
    Hilarious if thats true,
    it's not true but it is funnier than shit.
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    That's freaking funny. I haven't laughed so hard in quite awhile.
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    pmsl, that s the funniest thing i ve heard all month
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