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  1. 06-20-2006, 09:51 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    that is true, she was very anxious to go down on me....maybe its not as bad as i think haha
    U sure you had sex.. and just didn't ram it into a roll?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    U sure you had sex.. and just didn't ram it into a roll?
    "Sheeet this is gonna be the kinda night i'm gonna stick my dick in the mash potatoes!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    U sure you had sex.. and just didn't ram it into a roll?
    Lmao!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    o man thats horrible.


    what were her stats..? my chick was.. 5'10, probaly....225

    Oh man...thats a huuuugge catch man.
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    Man i dont think i would be telling people that shit. If you ever plan on getting married you better learn how to lie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    U sure you had sex.. and just didn't ram it into a roll?
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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneGRMI
    Oh man...thats a huuuugge catch man.
    Yeah shes at least an 10 point buck
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    the one word to remember after doing a fat chick...shhhhh
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    I slept with this one fatty. I wasn't able to brown bag her, so I used one of those orange Halloween garbage bags. Best sex I've ever had.


    j/k
    never been with anyone overweight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    Well... i'm sad to say to but..

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    ugh this is kinda difficult to say in easy words.








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    I nailed me a fat chick last night

    man that was a great voicemail u left me... haha...its all good though everyone needs a lil fat in their diet.
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    have done it once. worst thing ive ever done but ehh who cares.. it adds 2 more to the small list i have ..lmao..
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    I'm thinkin u really actually like these sloppy fat stink ass cumdumpsters.
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    good job brutha, and ur not even black!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    ratio wise.... they wernt that big

    she was a freak though, i think thats why alot of guys go to fat chicks because they are freaks apparently
    Fat chicks give the best head because they're always hungry
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    Dude ive done that b4.... i nailed a 40yr old fat chick last summer!.... ahhhh not my proudest moment :
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    Well... i'm sad to say to but..

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    ugh this is kinda difficult to say in easy words.








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    I nailed me a fat chick last night
    ****en rights man, you gotta **** at least one in your life
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnaX
    Fat chicks give the best head because they're always hungry
    lol jesus christ man
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    I've been with a cubby girl before and I loved it because no matter where I touched her it felt like I was feeling her boobs.

    and man she gave good head. no joke. I wouldn't say pussy is pussy but at least I got laid. Chubby girls are freaks in bed. I love freaky girls.
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    Goddamn, at 5'10 and 225lbs. You need to mount that on the wall.


    Have you no respect for us here, we thought better of you and you go hunting for bigfoot behind our backs. Think of it this way, she will no doubt pay for your cheat meals for the rest of your life if you so choose.

    You know fat girls are made up of Trans fats right, no EFA's in there. Better go get some Flush Free Niacin to supplement getting the fatty cause your cholestorol is gonna go to hell.
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  21. 06-20-2006, 04:05 PM #61
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    Ive ****ed a couple fat broads. They werent too bad. But one time i railed skeletor, 5'8" and about 80lbs. I felt like i was making love to a corpse.
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    SVT were u drunk or how did u meet her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumbo
    Ive ****ed a couple fat broads. They werent too bad. But one time i railed skeletor, 5'8" and about 80lbs. I felt like i was making love to a corpse.
    Grosser
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    Look on the bright side of things... at least you didn't pass out after a party alone... and then wake up to find a fat chick on top of you.

    That happened to me once back in my fraternity days. It was totally disgusting!

    I was totally ready to puke two days later when I was sober and she "hi" to me one afternoon in passing on the campus. Even 2 years later I would totally cringe every time I happen to see her some place on campus.

    Don't get me wrong there are some hotties that are just a little chubby or thick, but fat women are just down right gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firmechicano831
    SVT were u drunk or how did u meet her?
    shes my friends sister.


    I was not drunk, she was though haha.
    At one point she climbed on top, and she was like, do you like it this way. and I in a panic said, "NO NO NO NO NOoooo!!" I think she kinda knew what i meant by her facial expression lol
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    gross thats disappointing. 225!??!! Thats what I weigh now
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    gross thats disappointing. 225!??!! Thats what I weigh now
    she can prob deadlift more than you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumbo
    Ive ****ed a couple fat broads. They werent too bad. But one time i railed skeletor, 5'8" and about 80lbs. I felt like i was making love to a corpse.

    How do you know what it feels like to make love to a corpse? jk
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    hmm i just ate.. change the topic
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    she can prob deadlift more than you
    haha...nope..but I bet she does more than you
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    As long as there was some type of rusty trombone involved you win. Unless you dehumanize them and get a laugh to an extent its a plus. Dirty Sanchez perhaps?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    ratio wise.... they wernt that big

    she was a freak though, i think thats why alot of guys go to fat chicks because they are freaks apparently

    could be that or possibly or the gravitational pull! lolololol
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    im lmfao at this shieeet you and smak are the man...i dont praise guys that bag fat girls but its so funny how youre describing it..and that is one ****in huge bitch dude 5'10 225 holy shit let me hit that weight ill be right where i wanna be...what does she do? eat sticks of butter all day? and bacon fat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    she can prob deadlift more than you
    Was she built like a powerlifter?

    I guess it's not too bad if she is both fat and muscle, it's a lot better than being just fat. She was probably tossing you around and showing you exactly who's boss!

    The worst part of this situation will be having to see her again when she shows up at your place with your sister. It doesn't sound like you are too bothered by getting on with her, so I would not be surprised if you try to harpoon that whale again sometime in the near future.

    Good Luck to you Captain Ahab!
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    HAHAHAHAHA..... LMFAO. I love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAJOR25
    I've been with a cubby girl before and I loved it because no matter where I touched her it felt like I was feeling her boobs.

    and man she gave good head. no joke. I wouldn't say pussy is pussy but at least I got laid. Chubby girls are freaks in bed. I love freaky girls.
    ok now that seriously is the funniest line of the thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    U sure you had sex.. and just didn't ram it into a roll?
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    did u pull her curtains away and eat her pussy? dont lie.
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    aight bitches here is a crappy pic of her lol
    boy this sure does show her ugly side lol (shes on the left)
    at least the lights were off



    come on yall have bagged one "opps" in your life!
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