Just a very quick post about an annoyance

[STAYHUNGRY]

Sometimes I go to my gym late if I want to miss any large crowds. Anyway, I went the other day at 9 p.m. and the place was virtually empty, I was stoked about getting a really brutal leg workout. I had my leather gym bag which just had a shirt to change into after my workout and some normal stuff, so I walked into the lockerroom and put my bag into a locker, locked it and began tying my shoes to go work out. Well, low and behold, some f-ing 80 year old guy walks up to the locker right next to mine and loads his junk into it. The ENTIRE DAMN lockerroom was empty, and grandpa chooses the ONE locker EXACTLY next to mine. He then of course drops his underwear so that his 75 pounds testicles fall to the floor and he starts rubbing some sort of smelly, greasy ointment all over his body while naked. I bolted and went to get my workout. My workout lasted a good 45 minutes but when I got back the old bastard is STILL THERE oiling his body with smelly menthol grease. He then goes into the shower area, turns on EVERY shower on full power and stand in the middle of the shower area, letting the disgusting menthol smell permeate from his balls all through the lockerroom. He then starts hacking and coughing up the flem in his deadly old lungs. I decided that it wasn't safe to even take a shower at that point so I just started hurrying on my clothes. The old bastard comes back of course exactly at that time breathing so heavily you'd think he was about to die. I was rushing my clothes on when the old coot of a guy let's out a grotesque 15 second FART while rubbing his greasy, fat belly. Didn't even say excuse me. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man I hope this never happens again. It never has before so I think it was just my bad luck but it really sucked this time in the lockerroom.

[toofatbuilder]

lmfao. i cant wait until i get old so i can do that shit..... thats classic...

[bor]

good story

[Homeguard]

[Kale]

You sure you dont live in Asia !!!! LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sbeast007]

wot a weird thing to do

[lucabratzi]

thats him just playin a joke on u....cuase he knows he can without u sayin anything cause he's so old...if he was some average joe u would say get the **** away...funny shit though..

[SVTMuscle*]

Obscure reference; White Castle when Kumar is pissing in the bush and Jamie kenedy pisses in the bush right next to him haha

[LetsGetItOn]

lol, I can just imagine that scene.

[Timm1704]

lol that is one funny story. he must have done it on purpose, specifically to annoy you! old men have no shame, and will bare their saggy, chicken-skin arse, and sock-length balls whenever they can get away with it in a court of law! bring on old age!

[copenhagen]

LMAO, that was some funny shit, too bad i got a visual and im eating breakfast!

[helium3]

lol that is one funny story. he must have done it on purpose, specifically to annoy you! old men have no shame, and will bare their saggy, chicken-skin arse, and sock-length balls whenever they can get away with it in a court of law! bring on old age!

thats funny shit!

[Ufa]

You dam lucky you didn't catch something. Better be safe and
scrub you self with bleach. Don't go back.

[beuleux]

hilarious bro... maybe u should keep a baseball bat in ur gym bag lol