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  1. 06-23-2006, 09:48 AM #1
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    lolololol Generic drug names

    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will mugarket the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

    Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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    I'm sorry i already forgot what u said- Alzheimer's
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    that was cute
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  5. 06-23-2006, 10:22 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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    Yea Yea
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  6. 06-23-2006, 10:49 AM #6
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    Haha, that's kinda funny.
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    haha i thought it was funny
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    mount and do...lol
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  9. 06-23-2006, 11:42 AM #9
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    Got a giggle outta me.
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  12. 06-23-2006, 12:03 PM #12
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    Carlos must have P M S today
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    they are really commin out with a gum that does the same thing. they started talkin about it like 3 years ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toofatbuilder
    they are really commin out with a gum that does the same thing. they started talkin about it like 3 years ago.

    Lemme guess, it will be Blue
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    Lol good shit.
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  17. 06-23-2006, 03:10 PM #17
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    That was funny. Silly but funny.

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  18. 06-25-2006, 07:57 AM #18
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    I thought it was funny as well. BTW, aren't there Viagra soft-gels out there?

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  21. 06-25-2006, 10:07 PM #21
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHA thats great
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