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    I got the shit beat out of me lastnight :(

    Well so I'm layin in my bed all nice n a sleep having my xanax dreams...when all of a sudden "WHAP" a fist starts beating me in the face.....twas my girlfriend.....i was like in shock at first , she was PISSED!! I dunno why...
    then she told me this morning.... after I have black eye n bruised face

    She had DREAM we at some party and I wanted to have a 4some with these chicks.... and she wouldnt do it, so i was like fine ill do it without you....and she woke up thinking it really happeend and beat the **** outta me



    she took it in the ass with no lube for that one...biatch

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    damn bro just think if you really would of done it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    damn bro just think if you really would of done it
    Waking up to my dick being cut off ran through my mind...... lol

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    yes so could have been worse

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    dude????....hide all the knives and weapons...before she has a dream she walked in the house and you were screwing some chick.Well...it was nice knowing you.

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    Thats some funny $hit! One of my friends got drunk and while sleeping beside his girlfriend had a dream he walked to the bathroom to take a pi$$. He actually just stood up in his bed and started peeing on his girlfriends face. He woke up to her punching him in the legs. Maybe you can do this to get back at her.

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    that sucks bro. i woulda been soo pissed off. especially if she didnt use the excuse that she hit you while she was sleeping and didnt realize it.. now the only way she can make it better is to let you have that 4 some. or to stick it in her pooper.. her choice..lol

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    fvck that...do her in the ass everyday for a month for that

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    its ok, her back was bleeding and i got a handful of hair...she has bruises everywhere baahahaha im violent

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    he said do her in the ass not rape her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oki-Des
    Thats some funny $hit! One of my friends got drunk and while sleeping beside his girlfriend had a dream he walked to the bathroom to take a pi$$. He actually just stood up in his bed and started peeing on his girlfriends face. He woke up to her punching him in the legs. Maybe you can do this to get back at her.
    LMFAO hahahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oki-Des
    Thats some funny $hit! One of my friends got drunk and while sleeping beside his girlfriend had a dream he walked to the bathroom to take a pi$$. He actually just stood up in his bed and started peeing on his girlfriends face. He woke up to her punching him in the legs. Maybe you can do this to get back at her.


    HOLY SHIT.....ROFL.,...I can't stop laughing...OMG!!!

    im gonna do that just becase its soooo funny lol

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    haha thats so funny

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    can you drink dbol?

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    Lol, damn. If she ever catches you cheating on her for real though just tell her "it's a dream baby, come join in."

    lol, jp

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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
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    bwahahaha

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    Shit i would wake up one night, and **** her in the ass, and be like ohh i am sorry i had a dream i was having a 4 some my bad.

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    humm she owes you a 4sum my friend

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    lol this reminds me of the thread TANK2005 started about his girl being pissed at him, and not speaking to him for afew days, solely because SHE HAD A DREAM that he was knobbing her sister! another testament to how irrational the female brand of human can be!

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    hell my girl gets mad at me all the time because of the dreams she has.. never beat my ass because of them tho...

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    yeah if a girlfriend of mine attacked me over a dream that her own imagination created, then she would be taking a one-way trip down the stairs... then a one way trip to A & E, because the wardrobe 'just happened' to follow her down them....

    lol j/k, i dont agree with beating women, im just tired and typing whatever amuses this childlike brain of mine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    Well so I'm layin in my bed all nice n a sleep having my xanax dreams...when all of a sudden "WHAP" a fist starts beating me in the face.....twas my girlfriend.....i was like in shock at first , she was PISSED!! I dunno why...
    then she told me this morning.... after I have black eye n bruised face

    She had DREAM we at some party and I wanted to have a 4some with these chicks.... and she wouldnt do it, so i was like fine ill do it without you....and she woke up thinking it really happeend and beat the **** outta me



    she took it in the ass with no lube for that one...biatch
    That's it. No more Tren for HER! :P Can you say "Roid Rage?!"... which in turn lead to Rod Rage.. in her bootyhole....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    Well so I'm layin in my bed all nice n a sleep having my xanax dreams...when all of a sudden "WHAP" a fist starts beating me in the face.....twas my girlfriend.....i was like in shock at first , she was PISSED!! I dunno why...
    then she told me this morning.... after I have black eye n bruised face

    She had DREAM we at some party and I wanted to have a 4some with these chicks.... and she wouldnt do it, so i was like fine ill do it without you....and she woke up thinking it really happeend and beat the **** outta me



    she took it in the ass with no lube for that one...biatch
    lubeless anal.. ouch

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    wait, did you use spit instead? Or just lie a dry thrust.....

    lol makes me think of this saying "Pee in her butt" lol that cracks me up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    Well so I'm layin in my bed all nice n a sleep having my xanax dreams...when all of a sudden "WHAP" a fist starts beating me in the face.....twas my girlfriend.....i was like in shock at first , she was PISSED!! I dunno why...
    then she told me this morning.... after I have black eye n bruised face

    She had DREAM we at some party and I wanted to have a 4some with these chicks.... and she wouldnt do it, so i was like fine ill do it without you....and she woke up thinking it really happeend and beat the **** outta me



    she took it in the ass with no lube for that one...biatch
    make sure she dosen't read that, or next time it ain't going to be ur face bro.

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    That is funny as hell. I belive you also. One day my wife woke up all pissed off at me. I was like WFT is your problem. She had a dream that i was fuccking some other girl and thoght it was real.

    Chicks are so ****ed up.

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    you should use it as a freebee.
    if you ever get caught cheating. lol

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    give her 2 xanax then wax that shit ,xanees drop panies,works every time

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    dreams seem real.. u guys got no idea

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    Scarry stuff. Lucky she did not have a knife.

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    My brother's GF did that to him one night. She thought he was cheating on him, so he punched him in the face while he was sleeping.

    Apparently it's pretty common for women to over react over dreams.

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    tonight ,when she falls asleep, get a 3 ft. piece of rubber hose and give her a few cracks. in the morning tell her you were having a dream about wrestling a big snake. even steven

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW

    she took it in the ass with no lube for that one...biatch
    LOL that's classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1819
    tonight ,when she falls asleep, get a 3 ft. piece of rubber hose and give her a few cracks. in the morning tell her you were having a dream about wrestling a big snake. even steven

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    lol do girl really over react??? mine has dremas we break up etc but once i reassure her she seems fine

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    its ok, her back was bleeding and i got a handful of hair...she has bruises everywhere baahahaha im violent
    make sure she doesn't go to the cops and say you raped her lol

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    rhonda beat shit outta me for not having sex w/ her when she was intoxicated.. U KANT BEAT THAT!

    i walk into class.. two BIG SHINERS.. everyone is ilke WHOA wtf happened to u?! im like..
    rhonda BEAT ME they are like WHY?! why would she do that..?!

    kuz i wouldnt put out

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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    can you drink dbol?

    mmmm, dbol

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    Quote Originally Posted by juiceboxxx
    make sure she doesn't go to the cops and say you raped her lol

    ive had girls, or rather one girl threaten to do something like that.

    she was a crazy bitch and im glad i dont talk to her anymore

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