Well so I'm layin in my bed all nice n a sleep having my xanax dreams...when all of a sudden "WHAP" a fist starts beating me in the face.....twas my girlfriend.....i was like in shock at first , she was PISSED!! I dunno why...
then she told me this morning.... after I have black eye n bruised face
She had
DREAM we at some party and I wanted to have a 4some with these chicks.... and she wouldnt do it, so i was like fine ill do it without you....and she woke up thinking it really happeend and beat the **** outta me
she took it in the ass with no lube for that one...biatch
