Results 1 to 37 of 37

Thread: I have not slapped the meat in over 50 hours

  1. 06-27-2006, 05:04 PM #1
    J-Dogg
    J-Dogg is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Posts
    3,723

    I have not slapped the meat in over 50 hours

    I've been waiting, saving it up for my girl and now she is not home.

    I'm home alone, I have 70 gigs of porn and I'm trying to make it!

    Frankly I am mad at her for not being here! she should be able to sense my fustration right?!?!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 06-27-2006, 05:07 PM #2
    Panzerfaust's Avatar
    Panzerfaust
    Panzerfaust is offline Ron Paul Nuthugger
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Deutschland
    Posts
    8,787
    I know what you mean, my woman is always working or i am..so i find myself sloshing the beef stick upwards of 3x a day.

    It's a damn shame to, i am killing our kids.

    If my libido goes during PCT, that will teach her.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 06-27-2006, 05:11 PM #3
    J-Dogg
    J-Dogg is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Posts
    3,723
    It sucks, I even took a bath, lathered up the nuts and shaved and everything.

    I would normaly slosh my beef stick 2x a day, but I've went over 2 days with out! It's been harsh, I tried to get some this morning, but got shot down.

    Now I've been thinking about it all day! I have 2 hours to go....must .....be.....strong...>!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 06-27-2006, 05:16 PM #4
    chest6's Avatar
    chest6
    chest6 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    23,317
    Im in a 7 month drought...imagine how I feel!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 06-27-2006, 05:25 PM #5
    Tren Bull's Avatar
    Tren Bull
    Tren Bull is offline Dbol Junkie
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    northern cali
    Posts
    16,442
    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    I've been waiting, saving it up for my girl and now she is not home.

    I'm home alone, I have 70 gigs of porn and I'm trying to make it!

    Frankly I am mad at her for not being here! she should be able to sense my fustration right?!?!

    so is this the official, im about to whack off thread?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 06-27-2006, 05:26 PM #6
    J-Dogg
    J-Dogg is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Posts
    3,723
    It's been 20 minutes and I'm still holding out. 1 hour 23 minutes to go, might have to try and fall asleep.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 06-27-2006, 05:27 PM #7
    chest6's Avatar
    chest6
    chest6 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    23,317
    oh come on it cant be that bad
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 06-27-2006, 05:28 PM #8
    beuleux's Avatar
    beuleux
    beuleux is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    U.K.
    Posts
    1,563
    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    Im in a 7 month drought...imagine how I feel!
    man that is close to the flame
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 06-27-2006, 05:29 PM #9
    Tren Bull's Avatar
    Tren Bull
    Tren Bull is offline Dbol Junkie
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    northern cali
    Posts
    16,442
    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    It's been 20 minutes and I'm still holding out. 1 hour 23 minutes to go, might have to try and fall asleep.

    you should go spank the monkey. sounds like you're goin through withdrawls or something
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 06-27-2006, 05:30 PM #10
    J-Dogg
    J-Dogg is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Posts
    3,723
    I am, but I am trying to save the love stick for the old lady.

    IF you spank too much your performance is not as well.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 06-27-2006, 05:31 PM #11
    chest6's Avatar
    chest6
    chest6 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    23,317
    Quote Originally Posted by beuleux
    man that is close to the flame
    BC changed it like..5 months ago and never changed it back. Cant think of another title..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 06-27-2006, 05:57 PM #12
    Mizfit's Avatar
    Mizfit
    Mizfit is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Toronto Canada
    Posts
    8,867
    seriously

    p a t h e t i c
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 06-27-2006, 05:58 PM #13
    Mizfit's Avatar
    Mizfit
    Mizfit is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Toronto Canada
    Posts
    8,867
    if you wanna jerk off.. jerk off.. why talk about it so damn much...

    do u not know how to do it..

    Is there some sort of confusion?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 06-27-2006, 05:59 PM #14
    Tren Bull's Avatar
    Tren Bull
    Tren Bull is offline Dbol Junkie
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    northern cali
    Posts
    16,442
    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    if you wanna jerk off.. jerk off.. why talk about it so damn much...

    do u not know how to do it..

    Is there some sort of confusion?

    i think he was trying to get you all hot and bothered

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 06-27-2006, 06:00 PM #15
    Mizfit's Avatar
    Mizfit
    Mizfit is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Toronto Canada
    Posts
    8,867
    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    i think he was trying to get you all hot and bothered

    a Man does that..

    and a man don't talk this much bout jerking off

    hahah
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 06-27-2006, 06:00 PM #16
    J-Dogg
    J-Dogg is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Posts
    3,723
    Girls just don't understand

    Guys are a little more open about it, no offense
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 06-27-2006, 06:01 PM #17
    Mizfit's Avatar
    Mizfit
    Mizfit is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Toronto Canada
    Posts
    8,867
    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    Girls just don't understand

    Guys are a little more open about it, no offense
    I understand.. I guess the man in my life has me better trained
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 06-27-2006, 06:02 PM #18
    Tren Bull's Avatar
    Tren Bull
    Tren Bull is offline Dbol Junkie
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    northern cali
    Posts
    16,442
    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    Girls just don't understand

    Guys are a little more open about it, no offense

    it depends on the girl. i know several girls that talk all about this kind of thing to me
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 06-27-2006, 06:04 PM #19
    Mizfit's Avatar
    Mizfit
    Mizfit is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Toronto Canada
    Posts
    8,867
    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    it depends on the girl. i know several girls that talk all about this kind of thing to me
    I do talk bout it.. but what mister j dogg appears to be doing is whinnning...

    and he is whinning to a bunch of testosterone men and then there is me - who has no pity for him
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 06-27-2006, 06:09 PM #20
    Tren Bull's Avatar
    Tren Bull
    Tren Bull is offline Dbol Junkie
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    northern cali
    Posts
    16,442
    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    and then there is me - who has no pity for him

    haha yea i noticed
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 06-27-2006, 06:18 PM #21
    J-Dogg
    J-Dogg is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Posts
    3,723
    Miz is ALWAYS busting my balls
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 06-27-2006, 06:24 PM #22
    Tren Bull's Avatar
    Tren Bull
    Tren Bull is offline Dbol Junkie
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    northern cali
    Posts
    16,442
    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    Miz is ALWAYS busting my balls

    really? thats strange. shes always been nice to me
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 06-27-2006, 06:33 PM #23
    J-Dogg
    J-Dogg is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Posts
    3,723
    Maybe I need an avatar, after 5 years and that is why she does it to me?

    lol, I don't really mind, i don't think she has anything against me she is just honest and i'm a little immature at times.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 06-27-2006, 06:35 PM #24
    Tren Bull's Avatar
    Tren Bull
    Tren Bull is offline Dbol Junkie
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    northern cali
    Posts
    16,442
    damn, this winni got my biceps as hard as golf balls
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 06-27-2006, 06:35 PM #25
    Tren Bull's Avatar
    Tren Bull
    Tren Bull is offline Dbol Junkie
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    northern cali
    Posts
    16,442
    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    Maybe I need an avatar, after 5 years and that is why she does it to me?

    lol, I don't really mind, i don't think she has anything against me she is just honest and i'm a little immature at times.

    we are all immature at times
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  26. 06-27-2006, 06:37 PM #26
    Tren Bull's Avatar
    Tren Bull
    Tren Bull is offline Dbol Junkie
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    northern cali
    Posts
    16,442
    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    damn, this winni got my biceps as hard as golf balls

    sorry for going off topic. i would have posted that in the whore thread, but god damn it, nobody is posting in there. i got like 35 consecutive posts
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  27. 06-27-2006, 06:38 PM #27
    J-Dogg
    J-Dogg is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Posts
    3,723
    I'm an easy target i guess

    She always PM's me and says sorry though. I think she is too proud to just post it though.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  28. 06-27-2006, 06:39 PM #28
    J-Dogg
    J-Dogg is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Posts
    3,723
    My cat just bit my toe
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  29. 06-27-2006, 06:42 PM #29
    Tren Bull's Avatar
    Tren Bull
    Tren Bull is offline Dbol Junkie
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    northern cali
    Posts
    16,442
    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    My cat just bit my toe

    i love cats... as long as they dont run away from me when i try to pet them
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  30. 06-27-2006, 06:43 PM #30
    Tren Bull's Avatar
    Tren Bull
    Tren Bull is offline Dbol Junkie
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    northern cali
    Posts
    16,442
    man i feel like sh_t. i wish i hadnt drank so much liquor last night
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  31. 06-27-2006, 06:44 PM #31
    J-Dogg
    J-Dogg is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Posts
    3,723
    Mine don't run, they are really nice.

    My friend is nursing a baby bird back to health and it flys around and lands on your shoulder. It is really sweet. It craped on my shirt like 3 times yesterday though.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  32. 06-27-2006, 06:45 PM #32
    J-Dogg
    J-Dogg is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Posts
    3,723
    I almost went to the store to get a pint and drink it in the bath tub.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  33. 06-27-2006, 06:46 PM #33
    mission4size
    mission4size is offline New Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    4
    does that have an inside meaning if so i missed it
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  34. 06-27-2006, 06:47 PM #34
    mission4size
    mission4size is offline New Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    4
    any bird that craps on my shirt would end up like the blind kids bird on dumb and dumber
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  35. 06-27-2006, 06:49 PM #35
    Tren Bull's Avatar
    Tren Bull
    Tren Bull is offline Dbol Junkie
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    northern cali
    Posts
    16,442
    Quote Originally Posted by mission4size
    any bird that craps on my shirt would end up like the blind kids bird on dumb and dumber

    sometimes animals are too cute to get mad at
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  36. 06-27-2006, 06:51 PM #36
    LetsGetItOn's Avatar
    LetsGetItOn
    LetsGetItOn is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    107
    Stay strong buddy, the longer you wait the bigger & better the load will be.

    And
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  37. 06-27-2006, 07:00 PM #37
    Tren Bull's Avatar
    Tren Bull
    Tren Bull is offline Dbol Junkie
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    northern cali
    Posts
    16,442
    wow, nice avatar

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules