Have You Picked a Fight Lately?
for instance...
wear his phone or keys or other items like that on his belt (you'll never get laid again...true story)...
call a girl his "b*tch"...
socks and sandals...
abandon his children...
the "thigh master"...
turn away any woman who has any interest in watching football/baseball/basketball with you...
whether its funny, personal, or sentimental... what do you all think are things a "Man's Man" a "He-Man" a "Real Man" should never do?!
Only The Strong Survive
i always found those to be funny when i see.Originally Posted by novastepp
yeah
I wear my phone on my belt
Good thing I'am married
Dbol Junkie
i think a real man should never hurt a female, a child or an animal.
i suppose hunting is ok as long as you eat whatever you kill
Dbol Junkie
a real man should never cry unless something really bad happens, like a loved one dying
Anabolic Member
a real man should never hold his girls purse for more than 5 seconds
Giggity Giggity Giggty!
A man should never...
-Order a drink that comes with a mini umbrella
-"Pop" his collar
-Make up his own nickname
-Skip (in public)
-High five
-Drive a station wagon
Banned
wearing a phone on your belt will get you ass!!! What are you talking about!!!? It shows that your important, that it might be work related or something. DUUUHHHH!!!
Anabolic Member
Banned
A real man should never post threads like this one!
Just kidding
I guess a real man should never eat only half a burger.
Giggity Giggity Giggty!
I actually wear my work phone on my belt when I'm working. I have a personal phone in my pocket and a work one I just don't have room. Man I'm a loser....
Dbol Junkie
yea, or drink half his beer
Dbol Junkie
a real man will never cut his cycle short simply cause he doesnt feel good while on
Have You Picked a Fight Lately?
yeah so why would a woman want to get with a man who is too into his job that he has to carry his work around with him...thank you for proving my point.
Associate Member
i wear my buck knife on my belt... thats a no no? ill start to carry it around my ancle then....
Have You Picked a Fight Lately?
BAMF!
Have You Picked a Fight Lately?
why carry it?
Dbol Junkie
i think instead of carrying a knife, you should carry a .44 mag revolver. thats a mans gun for sure
Dbol Junkie
ive never heard that before. what does it stand for?
Have You Picked a Fight Lately?
bad @ss mother f*cker.
Have You Picked a Fight Lately?
i just like to abbreviateur a man's man, for sure
great answer.
Associate Member
i love to shoot my uncles .44 but, a gun is a little extreme when trying to cut a rope or, trying to cut some tape on a box, or straps on a package..... on an average day i wil use my knife 3 times a day. when i was workin at the garbage company it was more like 20+
Have You Picked a Fight Lately?
ok, so if u need something handy for your job that only makes sense...
Dbol Junkie
i just like to abbreviate
thanks bro. i do try
Dbol Junkie
haha, i just got the mental image of some guy tryin to open a package by shooting it with a .44
i suppose thats something a man would never do... at least, a smart man
but then again, i might try it just for the hell of it
VET Retired
Use primo.
Have You Picked a Fight Lately?
haha good one
Have You Picked a Fight Lately?
pluck eyebrows?
Giggity Giggity Giggty!
Sit down to pee
Member
Ah, yes MAN LAW
Man Law: Under no circumstances should a man have "throw Pillows" on his bed.
Man Law: No man shall ever drive a VW Beetle OR a VW Cabriolet.
Man Law: No man shall ever use the word "fabulous."
Man Law: It is man's obligation as a man to automatically assume a woman wants to fornicate if she says 'hi' until proven otherwise.
Man law: No man shall ever hold his wife's purse. Unless there is food or beer hidden in it.
Man Law: A man should never complain excessively. Suck it up or do something about it.
Man Law: No man shall ever bump loud techno music while crusing around in his two seater sportscar.
Man Law: Man shall not be metrosexual. Man shall not even acknowledge metrosexual as a word, much less a style or appearance.
Member
Man Law:
No man shall wear a pink shirt unless they are homosexual or have an insanely hot woman tethered to him with a sign on her that says "i take it in the ass from guys who wear pink". And even still, all other males in the vicinity have undisputable rights to bitch slap him for wearing pink... even in if gets him play.
Man Law:
No woman is allowed to ask a man if he knows where he's going. He'll get where he's going when he's damn well ready. He doesn't get "lost" he takes the scenic route.
Man Law:
No women shall force a man to endure shopping unless it involves electronics, sports, pron, sexy clothes, tools, or automotive items. 30 min of head must be given for every hour of shopping which doesn't include these items. 60 min if the stores entered have womens shoes.
Banned
WTF is metrosexual???
Banned
a real man shouldnt have a girly ponytail
Associate Member
A real man would never say "I DO" in front of a religious or legal representative
Banned
this is fine in bed
Banned
this is fine in bed
LOL.. So your not the --->I thought you were. LOL
Senior Member
i cant stand these bluetooth nobheads,with that shit stuck to their ears like there so f@@king important,id love to roundhouse that s@@t off their skulls!
Dbol Junkie
i totally agree with this
Dbol Junkie
as far as being metro though... i dont know. metro sounds kinda... richard simmons style.
fu_k that, but i am all about tryion to make myself look good for the ladies.
i believe it is possible to be a roided out bull of a man with a pretty boy face
Dbol Junkie
its a term for a guy who really cares about his physical appearance
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