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06-28-2006, 10:16 AM #1
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Things A Real Man Should Never Do...
for instance...
wear his phone or keys or other items like that on his belt (you'll never get laid again...true story)...
call a girl his "b*tch"...
socks and sandals...
abandon his children...
the "thigh master"...
turn away any woman who has any interest in watching football/baseball/basketball with you...
whether its funny, personal, or sentimental... what do you all think are things a "Man's Man" a "He-Man" a "Real Man" should never do?!
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06-28-2006, 10:19 AM #2
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i always found those to be funny when i see.
Originally Posted by novastepp
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06-28-2006, 10:19 AM #3
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I wear my phone on my belt
Good thing I'am married
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06-28-2006, 10:25 AM #4
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Originally Posted by novastepp
i think a real man should never hurt a female, a child or an animal.
i suppose hunting is ok as long as you eat whatever you kill
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06-28-2006, 10:26 AM #5
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a real man should never cry unless something really bad happens, like a loved one dying
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06-28-2006, 10:28 AM #6
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a real man should never hold his girls purse for more than 5 seconds
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06-28-2006, 10:29 AM #7
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A man should never...
-Order a drink that comes with a mini umbrella
-"Pop" his collar
-Make up his own nickname
-Skip (in public)
-High five
-Drive a station wagon
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06-28-2006, 10:30 AM #8
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wearing a phone on your belt will get you ass!!! What are you talking about!!!? It shows that your important, that it might be work related or something. DUUUHHHH!!!
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06-28-2006, 10:31 AM #9
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Originally Posted by StoneGRMI
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06-28-2006, 10:33 AM #10
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A real man should never post threads like this one!
Just kidding
I guess a real man should never eat only half a burger.
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06-28-2006, 10:33 AM #11
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I actually wear my work phone on my belt when I'm working. I have a personal phone in my pocket and a work one I just don't have room. Man I'm a loser.... Originally Posted by stayinstacked
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06-28-2006, 10:35 AM #12
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Originally Posted by Sandwich2003
yea, or drink half his beer
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06-28-2006, 10:36 AM #13
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a real man will never cut his cycle short simply cause he doesnt feel good while on
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06-28-2006, 10:40 AM #14
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yeah so why would a woman want to get with a man who is too into his job that he has to carry his work around with him...thank you for proving my point. Originally Posted by stayinstacked
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06-28-2006, 10:40 AM #15
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i wear my buck knife on my belt... thats a no no? ill start to carry it around my ancle then....
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06-28-2006, 10:40 AM #16
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BAMF! Originally Posted by Tren Bull
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06-28-2006, 10:41 AM #17
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why carry it? Originally Posted by toofatbuilder
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06-28-2006, 10:43 AM #18
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Originally Posted by toofatbuilder
i think instead of carrying a knife, you should carry a .44 mag revolver. thats a mans gun for sure
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06-28-2006, 10:44 AM #19
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Originally Posted by novastepp
ive never heard that before. what does it stand for?
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06-28-2006, 10:44 AM #20
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bad @ss mother f*cker.
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06-28-2006, 10:45 AM #21
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i just like to abbreviate
ur a man's man, for sure 
great answer.
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06-28-2006, 10:47 AM #22
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i love to shoot my uncles .44 but, a gun is a little extreme when trying to cut a rope or, trying to cut some tape on a box, or straps on a package..... on an average day i wil use my knife 3 times a day. when i was workin at the garbage company it was more like 20+ Originally Posted by Tren Bull
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06-28-2006, 10:48 AM #23
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ok, so if u need something handy for your job that only makes sense...
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06-28-2006, 10:48 AM #24
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Originally Posted by novastepp
i just like to abbreviate ur a man's man, for sure great answer.
thanks bro. i do try
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06-28-2006, 10:50 AM #25
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Originally Posted by toofatbuilder
haha, i just got the mental image of some guy tryin to open a package by shooting it with a .44
i suppose thats something a man would never do... at least, a smart man
but then again, i might try it just for the hell of it
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06-28-2006, 10:55 AM #26
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Use primo.
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06-28-2006, 10:56 AM #27
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haha good one Originally Posted by BajanBastard
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06-28-2006, 11:08 AM #28
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pluck eyebrows?
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06-28-2006, 11:13 AM #29
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Sit down to pee
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06-28-2006, 11:30 AM #30
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Ah, yes MAN LAW
Man Law: Under no circumstances should a man have "throw Pillows" on his bed.
Man Law: No man shall ever drive a VW Beetle OR a VW Cabriolet.
Man Law: No man shall ever use the word "fabulous."
Man Law: It is man's obligation as a man to automatically assume a woman wants to fornicate if she says 'hi' until proven otherwise.
Man law: No man shall ever hold his wife's purse. Unless there is food or beer hidden in it.
Man Law: A man should never complain excessively. Suck it up or do something about it.
Man Law: No man shall ever bump loud techno music while crusing around in his two seater sportscar.
Man Law: Man shall not be metrosexual. Man shall not even acknowledge metrosexual as a word, much less a style or appearance.
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06-28-2006, 11:36 AM #31
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Man Law:
No man shall wear a pink shirt unless they are homosexual or have an insanely hot woman tethered to him with a sign on her that says "i take it in the ass from guys who wear pink". And even still, all other males in the vicinity have undisputable rights to bitch slap him for wearing pink... even in if gets him play.
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No woman is allowed to ask a man if he knows where he's going. He'll get where he's going when he's damn well ready. He doesn't get "lost" he takes the scenic route.
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No women shall force a man to endure shopping unless it involves electronics, sports, pron, sexy clothes, tools, or automotive items. 30 min of head must be given for every hour of shopping which doesn't include these items. 60 min if the stores entered have womens shoes.
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06-28-2006, 11:38 AM #32
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WTF is metrosexual???
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06-28-2006, 11:39 AM #33
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a real man shouldnt have a girly ponytail
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06-28-2006, 11:40 AM #34
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A real man would never say "I DO" in front of a religious or legal representative
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06-28-2006, 11:42 AM #35
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this is fine in bed Originally Posted by novastepp
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06-28-2006, 12:30 PM #36
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Originally Posted by Mizfit
this is fine in bed
LOL.. So your not the --->
I thought you were. LOL
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06-28-2006, 12:36 PM #37
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i cant stand these bluetooth nobheads,with that shit stuck to their ears like there so f@@king important,id love to roundhouse that s@@t off their skulls! Originally Posted by novastepp
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06-28-2006, 12:37 PM #38
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Originally Posted by heavyrotation92
i totally agree with this
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06-28-2006, 12:39 PM #39
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as far as being metro though... i dont know. metro sounds kinda... richard simmons style.
fu_k that, but i am all about tryion to make myself look good for the ladies.
i believe it is possible to be a roided out bull of a man with a pretty boy face
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06-28-2006, 12:40 PM #40
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Originally Posted by beuleux
its a term for a guy who really cares about his physical appearance
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