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    Talking A must for all u protien lovers


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    No man, that's just wrong. I can't believe you did that.

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    Well I for one like to stink up the joint when someone get on my nerves. I consider it a weapon. I'm like the mighty skunk.

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    har har

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    I am a 60 year old, married professional woman having raised 3 sons. For the past 32 years of my life, I've suffered with Crohns Disease, and Inflamatory Bowel Syndrome which causes symptoms of diarrhea and excesssive foul smelling gas. The embarrassment and consequent social anxiety would many times actually increase these symptoms.
    I am a clinical psychologist in private practice and it has been tremendously embarrassing when I pass gas while working; often with little or no control. The most embarrassing moment of my working career was when a client said,"It smells like sewage in here!" My professionalism melted when I admitted to the client that my gas was the cause of the smell.

    My devoted husband of 30 years had also struggled with sleeping in the same bed with me, and it would sometimes interfere with our intimacy. My children could laugh at it, but would leave the room. I noticed an increase in my symptoms when I was embarrassed about the foul smelling gas.

    On one Thanksgiving night, as my husband and I were lying in bed after a wonderful dinner, the foul smell became unbearable for both of us. My husband ruminated, thinking,"I can't divorce my wife over this, but I have to do something." At that moment, he began to develop the idea of a pair of air-tight underwear with a filter that would eliminate the foul smell. For the next few months he researched filter materials and made a prototype of the underwear.

    For the past 5 years, I have worn these underwear when I've had an acute Crohns attack with complete security. There has been no trace of bad gas odors. My social anxiety and embarrassment has been eliminated. In fact, I noticed I pass less gas when I wear the underwear, because I am calm, secure, and comfortable.

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    I have chrons disease... wonder if i should get a pair or 2... LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs


    I have chrons disease... wonder if i should get a pair or 2... LOL

    Sure u should bro. That way u'll be calm, secure, and comfortable and u can let'em rip...

    OG

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    Sure u should bro. That way u'll be calm, secure, and comfortable and u can let'em rip...

    OG
    I do now... it doesnt bother me... but i guess other people puking cause the smell could be a problem..

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    bein able to krap your pants all day and not smell it...........this would make my roomates VERY happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
    bein able to krap your pants all day and not smell it...........this would make my roomates VERY happy.
    oh man my roommates get so pissed when i rip them after a good meal... hey man when you eat 500g of protein a day and 5000 calories its bound to happen!!!

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    like i always say man..........better to deal with the shame, than to deal with the pain..........let er rip

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    shoot ive been wearing em for years..

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    Quote Originally Posted by CYCLEON
    Wouldn't that just take all of the fun out of it?

    There is nothing that will put a smile on my face, like cutting a good one, and watching the horrified faces of those in the immediate vicinity.

    I always get my kids, when in my truck, I will let one slide and they will shout out “Protein Fart” and start rolling down the windows. Oh the memories...

    I just don’t think that I am willing to let go of that first class entertainment.

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    Thats good

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    This post is like 3 years old... talk about briniging back the dead... ha ha..

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    Quote Originally Posted by arthurb999
    This post is like 3 years old... talk about briniging back the dead... ha ha..

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    yeah its **** old bro

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