Originally Posted by
Mizfit
As far as stupid questions go, these are the stupidest...
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
To allow the person to psycologically prepare themselves to be exposed
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
Depending on what country / state you live in, there aren't specifications on debt, but there are on minerals/natural resources/piping/electrical lines that might fall on "your land"
3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
By opening the mouth it tightens the face and helps make the lash go in an upward angle.
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
You give your first name, but that's it. THey don't know the specifics of who you are or exactly where you live. You aren't even supposed to date / hang out with other people in your meets. Only person you talk to out of meetings is your sponsor.
5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Has to do with the amount of steps you are taking. The step refers to each part of the "stairs". Normally being outside, you would only have 1-4 steps, which is hardly enough to really be called stairs
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
premier danseur or ballerino
15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
I assume you mean people who are born blind. They see in there dreams the same way we all do. They may not have a firm grasp on exactly what things look like because they haven't experienced them for themselves, but their mind will make a representation that suites what they believe.
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
They aren't...a broker simply mediate for a small fee, just because you handle money doens't make you a broker.
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
It doesn't have to do with not believing people. It's how our minds learn. Feel and touch are very intrical part of our perceptions. If you could reach up and touch a star, you would. One could argue that's why we started trying to fly into space, so that we could make those objects tangible to us.
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
Stupid questions...
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