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    Eva Mendes

    Is it just me or is she the most under-rated hottie out there?

    I've though since the first time I've seen her she was the picture perfect latin goddess.

    He chest is small, but her face is flawless, nice healthy lips, flawless skin, perfect teeth...it all just comes together though. Tons of people have all that but I can't put my finger on what it is about her!

    Can you tell I'm in love !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    Is it just me or is she the most under-rated hottie out there?

    I've though since the first time I've seen her she was the picture perfect latin goddess.

    He chest is small, but her face is flawless, nice healthy lips, flawless skin, perfect teeth...it all just comes together though. Tons of people have all that but I can't put my finger on what it is about her!

    Can you tell I'm in love !!!

    She is a hotgirl but she seems so damn greasy in every movie. Look at her in hitch....her fvckin face glows the whole movie.

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    I will admit I have had some perverted fantasies about her. One such fantasy involved me and Eva going to the gas station to buy a pack of smokes and some cheetos, after downing the bag of cheeto's we smoke an entire pack of ciggarettes and make out with our horrible smoke breathe and blackened teeth, anyways after a 10 minute frencher we go home and rub cheeze whiz all over eachothers backs and massage eachother while watching the entire Naked Gun series.
    She is a pretty wild lady guys, watch out.

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    eva is hella hot i would let her make me some soft taco's for sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_DOME
    eva is hella hot i would let her make me some soft taco's for sure
    What if her taco was hard, or what if it was a Big gordita crunch?

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    I can't think of anything else in the world i would rather be with.

    From what I've read she might be a dike though. I can't ****ing stand dikes, hot girls always steal the hot girls.

    For you guys who like to "watch" i can watch all day on my PC!

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    What if her taco was hard, or what if it was a Big gordita crunch?

    i would still be game even it was a rotten taco

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    I'd bang her unshowered and living in a jail cell with out toilet paper for months.

    That's just how I roll though.

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    I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

    ~SC~

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    What if her taco was hard, or what if it was a Big gordita crunch?

    Do you know what the word "gordita" translates to ? :P It makes that statement sooo funny.

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    gordita=fat girl right

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

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    lmfao!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    I will admit I have had some perverted fantasies about her. One such fantasy involved me and Eva going to the gas station to buy a pack of smokes and some cheetos, after downing the bag of cheeto's we smoke an entire pack of ciggarettes and make out with our horrible smoke breathe and blackened teeth, anyways after a 10 minute frencher we go home and rub cheeze whiz all over eachothers backs and massage eachother while watching the entire Naked Gun series.
    She is a pretty wild lady guys, watch out.

    ROTFLMFAO!!! You are one sick fuk bino!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortie
    ROTFLMFAO!!! You are one sick fuk bino!
    Yes...yes I am.
    But not as sick as USflirter, you should see what he PM's me.

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    she's hawt but not really my cup o' tea. my fave actress in terms of pure hawtness is natasha henstridge.

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    "bad bitch look like eva mendez" she is hot as hell...i would love to eat her soft taco..

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    Yes...yes I am.
    But not as sick as USflirter, you should see what he PM's me.

    You were supposed to keep that a secret. No webcam action for you tonight.

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    shit id hit it

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    for all you boys that want more go to skins.be
    some pretty sick wallpapers they got in there...some have nudity so beware

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    Wow., I just looked her up at that skins.be site.. and honestly i'm suprised all u guys are into her, I dont like judging by looks alone but u guys opened up the can of worms.. and well she looks weird to me some odd facial features.. def not my style .. Eva Longoria YEAH! eva Mendes NO!

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    don't like her much either.

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    I hope you all hate her, and every guy on the planet. I would be the only guy intrested and might have a chance then!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aadrenaline
    shit id hit it

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    Is it just me or is she the most under-rated hottie out there?

    I've though since the first time I've seen her she was the picture perfect latin goddess.

    He chest is small, but her face is flawless, nice healthy lips, flawless skin, perfect teeth...it all just comes together though. Tons of people have all that but I can't put my finger on what it is about her!

    Can you tell I'm in love !!!

    yea shes hot, especially in training day. but imo eva longoria is way hotter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooks
    Wow., I just looked her up at that skins.be site.. and honestly i'm suprised all u guys are into her, I dont like judging by looks alone but u guys opened up the can of worms.. and well she looks weird to me some odd facial features.. def not my style .. Eva Longoria YEAH! eva Mendes NO!
    oh i agree some pics are weird looking some are good but, w/e id still show her my meat hammer

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    i havent a clue who she is. i wouldnt recognise her if she took down her trousers and curled one out on my chest. time for google i guess. if a hot girl wants to drop her panties around me, id atleast like to know her name....

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    ok yes indeed she is hot

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    shes hot. she has weird ear lobes though. wow that is pathetic that i said that!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by biglouie250
    shes hot. she has weird ear lobes though. wow that is pathetic that i said that!!!!
    haha funny thing is, i looked after i read that, and SHE DOES! hahah

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    i hate you all... i never noticed... and i'm the type that will ALWAYS notice now

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    I still think she is the most under-rated hottie out there.

    She was really looking good in Training day, Once upon a time in mexico and that other movie with Denzel...when they are in Flordia the name will come to me.

    I also feel she looks a TON better on film than she does in most of the pictures on the web.

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    man on fire it hink?

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    Wasn't that the one the little girl (Dakota Fanning i think) was kidnaped in mexico?

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    I think this is one of the hottest girls on the planet:
    Last edited by Superhuman; 09-09-2006 at 03:19 PM.

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    wow, she is definatly HOT as ****.

    But to be honest, I want my girls a little "softer" than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J-Dogg
    wow, she is definatly HOT as ****.

    But to be honest, I want my girls a little "softer" than that.
    oh okay, then like SVT's wife right?
    Last edited by Superhuman; 09-09-2006 at 03:19 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    I think this is one of the hottest girls on the planet:

    she's hot..but since all you have is this comp pic...I don't really dig the bottle tan.

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    Id ****en kill that pussy on that hot girl

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    okay, here are some more...
    Last edited by Superhuman; 09-09-2006 at 03:19 PM.

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