The mystery's of life...

**Panzerfaust** · 07-03-2006, 08:19 AM

Why is it that as soon as you get home from a long shift at work that you have to take a huge dump?

My god, i've got a crap on deck big enough to choke a donkey...

I am trying to fight it while typing here, might need an epidural delivering this thing, feels like a 6lb brown baby boy is about to be born...

Man i gotta go take care of this....

Life's little mystery's huh..wtf?

**Timm1704** · 07-03-2006, 09:42 AM

good luck mate, i hope you pulled through. if you are still struggling, and at risk of turning yourself inside out, do what any good mathematician would do, and work it out with a pencil

**Pooks** · 07-03-2006, 09:58 AM

Cause you feel and smell like shit.

**HORSE~** · 07-03-2006, 09:59 AM

Damn there's been a lot of shity threads lately

SVTMuscle* · 07-03-2006, 12:34 PM

I dunno about you, but after a long shift at work. Nothing is more comfortable than my broken computer chair and more relaxing than some iTunes and my bro's on this forum!

**C_Bino** · 07-03-2006, 12:43 PM

I prefer to take a couple dumps while Im at work. It feels so good to just fire them out at work in a different environment than home.
When I get home I eat check AR then go to the gym.

**J.S.N.** · 07-03-2006, 12:52 PM

that's not very mysterious to me. you hold in your poo for 8-10 hrs. and then you have to take one.

SVTMuscle* · 07-03-2006, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by C_Bino

I prefer to take a couple dumps while Im at work. It feels so good to just fire them out at work in a different environment than home.
When I get home I eat check AR then go to the gym.

lol same here. gotta mix it up once in a while yah know

**spencer** · 07-03-2006, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

I am trying to fight it while typing here, might need an epidural delivering this thing, feels like a 6lb brown baby boy is about to be born...

Life's little mystery's huh..wtf?

lmfao!

**J-Dogg** · 07-03-2006, 02:29 PM

I'd shit BEFORE you punch out of work.

**Panzerfaust** · 07-03-2006, 04:10 PM

I don't know what's more sick, me creating this thread this morning or you sick farkers responding to it.

It is safe to report that i woddled up stairs with cheeks squeezed tightly and delivered beautiful twins..talk about a proud pappa.

I try my best not to deliver at work as i like the comport of my own birthing station and don't have to worry about putting down a seat cover.

Anyways, all is well and i made it through.

Thank you for your concerns, until next time on The Mystery's of Life.