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  1. 07-03-2006, 01:17 PM #1
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    Van Damme Booty Shakin

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...08883834307691

    This one is for Johan!

    Funny sh!t!
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  2. 07-03-2006, 02:25 PM #2
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    lol I'm showing that to my girl and going to try to mimic it tomorow when I'm drunk at my uncle's BBQ!
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  3. 07-03-2006, 02:36 PM #3
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    Make sure you do the splits in the middle of it for full effect!
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  4. 07-03-2006, 02:42 PM #4
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    Oh, i'll try, but I'll pull a groin I can garantee that!

    I'll pull it all off on the diving board for a better effect.
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    That was very funny considering my volume was on full blast
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    omg i've never seen that movie before - I think that would be funny even without DMX lol
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  7. 07-03-2006, 07:08 PM #7
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    That is some funny $hit!
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    what in the holy fvck?! hahaha, my mate actually does the clapping thing at every opportunity. man when i was little i thought van damme was big!
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  10. 07-03-2006, 07:38 PM #10
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    Man, I wish I could dance like Van Damme.....or do I wish I could run into him to beat the sh*t out of him.....I always forget which one it is.
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  11. 07-03-2006, 07:56 PM #11
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    I'd hit it! That split WooooHoooo!!!
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  12. 07-05-2006, 01:45 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    man when i was little i thought van damme was big!

    Me too! Hard to believe we thought that way considering he is a 5'6" ballet dancer

    Last time I tried to do the splits like that I almost tore my sac
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I'd hit it! That split WooooHoooo!!!

    Careful carlos, I just had lunch.
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    LMAO got to love van damme. They dont make movies and moviestars like that anymore
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreak101
    Last time I tried to do the splits like that I almost tore my sac


    If Ronnie can split, you can to!
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  16. 07-05-2006, 02:44 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Careful carlos, I just had lunch.
    Did you say somethin'? Not sure... thought I heard somethin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Did you say somethin'? Not sure... thought I heard somethin'.
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  18. 07-05-2006, 03:18 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Did you say somethin'? Not sure... thought I heard somethin'.
    Ronnie Coleman can do the splits?? Jesus, I've never seen an elephant do the splits before...I thought all he could split were shirts!
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  19. 07-05-2006, 03:48 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreak101
    Ronnie Coleman can do the splits?? Jesus, I've never seen an elephant do the splits before...I thought all he could split were shirts!
    Ronnie does a half ass split in his routine. A couple other pros do it to.
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    the end cracked me up...
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    Is that dancing or applause?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreak101
    Me too! Hard to believe we thought that way considering he is a 5'6" ballet dancer

    Last time I tried to do the splits like that I almost tore my sac
    lol he was biggest in bloodsport and then just got smaller and smaller every movie. it's not true that he was just a dancer though. he was a pretty successful FC kickboxer. he could kick our asses.
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    Ahhhhhh Jean Claude.....
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    OMG i haven't laughed this hard in a while, seriously you made my day

    I loved that movie when I was a kid though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    OMG i haven't laughed this hard in a while, seriously you made my day

    I loved that movie when I was a kid though!
    Bloodsport and kickboxer is 2 true classics. They are up there with predator, rocky and commando for pure entertainment in my book
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    Van Damme is da man. I have always loved that guy
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    When I was young I thought he was big. Funny how your perspective changes.
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    How old is Van Damme now?

    I find it funny how he's dressed in that.
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    He is 43 jumping spin kicks old...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreak101
    He is 43 jumping spin kicks old...
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    That is the funniest sh1t i ve seen all month.
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    Bloodsport was very inspirational movie to me when I was younger.

    His best movie IMO



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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    what in the holy fvck?! hahaha, my mate actually does the clapping thing at every opportunity. man when i was little i thought van damme was big!

    Ya me to now were bigger.But it was a good movie classic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    When I was young I thought he was big. Funny how your perspective changes.
    he was pretty big when he was younger though, this is a pic I found on google - it says he opened a gym in belgiam and I guess he competed, too.
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    Never knew he competed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    he was pretty big when he was younger though, this is a pic I found on google - it says he opened a gym in belgiam and I guess he competed, too.
    So the man has done competitions. That brings him into nice company with Sean connery and Arnold
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