Political Funny

**spywizard** · 07-06-2006, 09:04 AM

It was just announced that Abu Musab al Zarqawi was killed in Iraq by American forces.

George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you fight against the nation I helped conceive.

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

**HORSE~** · 07-06-2006, 09:07 AM

ROFL

Good stuff SPY

**Prada** · 07-06-2006, 11:05 AM

Must be 72 horny virgins, ready to explode

**goodcents** · 07-06-2006, 03:14 PM

That's on Robin Williams live dvd

**StoneGRMI** · 07-06-2006, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by goodcents

That's on Robin Williams live dvd

Really? He was just killed a month ago, wasn't he? Thats a quick DVD.

Funny joke though!

**QuieTSToRM33** · 07-06-2006, 03:21 PM

that a boy

**goodcents** · 07-06-2006, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

Really? He was just killed a month ago, wasn't he? Thats a quick DVD.

Funny joke though!

It's a standard "form" joke , in the dvd it was about (I think, but close) the pilots that flew into the trade center or something like that.
p.s. you have to get Robin William live on Broadway, it's funny as hell, especially the part about the guy who invented golf and the stoned nasa employees