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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    nononono

    THIS is the funniest thread ever

    Deca Cycle First timeR

    I read the whole thing, start to finish. Pease tell me somebody has the pics of that kid which won't load now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    How do you do dirty bulks and stay like 8% bodyfat?
    I don't eat BK and McDonalds but I eat foods with cheese, sauce and other fatty foods. Also I don't eat beef or pork. Just chicken turkey and fish which is leaner cuts of meat. I think that is part of it. Also I have hyperthyroidism. That is like being on T3 24/7. I eat the dirty foods to stop my thyroid from making me lose weight.

    This is what I ate while at work. I threw some shakes in-between the meals.

    Breakfast:
    Pancakes with butter and syrup, 6 whole eggs, 4 turkey sausage links. OJ

    Lunch:
    Puerto Rican stew chicken with rice and beans. 1 breast 2 legs, 2 thighs.

    Hour later: Grill salmon with basil, rice and veggies. Big ass block of cheese (yes I ate the whole thing) & tomatoes

    I'm munching right now on a few cranberry white chocolate cookies. Usually I eat more than this but I was kinda busy today and didn't have time to run back and forth to the cafeteria.
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    I probably have the worst diet of anyone on this site.
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    Oh man I am extremely jealous. I can put food down like nobody's business..but I also will gain fat like nobody's business bc I dont play 2 sports ED anymore

    I guess hyperthyroidism is the only way you could do that. I bet you barely do cardio while you are getting ready for a show...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I don't eat BK and McDonalds but I eat foods with cheese, sauce and other fatty foods. Also I don't eat beef or pork. Just chicken turkey and fish which is leaner cuts of meat. I think that is part of it. Also I have hyperthyroidism. That is like being on T3 24/7. I eat the dirty foods to stop my thyroid from making me lose weight.

    This is what I ate while at work. I threw some shakes in-between the meals.

    Breakfast:
    Pancakes with butter and syrup, 6 whole eggs, 4 turkey sausage links. OJ

    Lunch:
    Puerto Rican stew chicken with rice and beans. 1 breast 2 legs, 2 thighs.

    Hour later: Grill salmon with basil, rice and veggies. Big ass block of cheese (yes I ate the whole thing) & tomatoes

    I'm munching right now on a few cranberry white chocolate cookies. Usually I eat more than this but I was kinda busy today and didn't have time to run back and forth to the cafeteria.
    damn damn damn

    here i am putting on fat like its no one's business from clean foods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I do dirty bulks.
    The dirty bulks Im talking about is mcdonalds 3 times a day or hungry man dinners several times a day. You would not belive some things that have been posted...

    Especialy when the poster try to claim its somehow superior for muscle building

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    The dirty bulks Im talking about is mcdonalds 3 times a day or hungry man dinners several times a day. You would not belive some things that have been posted...

    Especialy when the poster try to claim its somehow superior for muscle building
    maybe superior in WEIGHT building

    I dont see 1 reason dirty is better unless you are like carlos and have an uber fast metabolism and have to in order to not lose weight..

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    TANK gets my award

    "How do u put the needle through the top part of these glass containers, i keep trying and the needle keep bending"

    NO TANK U BREAK OPEN THE AMP FIRST!

    Lol!!!! I think I remember this one.

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    IM STOPPING DECA , going to start on some weight loss stuff, let that do away with the fat, get down to 15% body fat or less and then I will start to tone using test and or hgh.




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    Gotta add this one too,

    Pinnacle and kman were fighting online(how stupid) but neway pinnacle said something like " why don't you come here and get ur skinny ass and train with me u tennis fag or smth like that.

    Then this dude with the ugly dog in the avatar, said:

    "Pinnacle, it would be an honor for me to train with you because I would learn alot from you"

    Fvck

    LMFAO, he sounded like one of those kids who come and ask you how to get big and when u tell them to suck ur dick and drink ur cum theyd actually agreee, he just sounded like one of those fvcks......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I don't eat BK and McDonalds but I eat foods with cheese, sauce and other fatty foods. Also I don't eat beef or pork. Just chicken turkey and fish which is leaner cuts of meat. I think that is part of it. Also I have hyperthyroidism. That is like being on T3 24/7. I eat the dirty foods to stop my thyroid from making me lose weight.

    This is what I ate while at work. I threw some shakes in-between the meals.

    Breakfast:
    Pancakes with butter and syrup, 6 whole eggs, 4 turkey sausage links. OJ

    Lunch:
    Puerto Rican stew chicken with rice and beans. 1 breast 2 legs, 2 thighs.

    Hour later: Grill salmon with basil, rice and veggies. Big ass block of cheese (yes I ate the whole thing) & tomatoes

    I'm munching right now on a few cranberry white chocolate cookies. Usually I eat more than this but I was kinda busy today and didn't have time to run back and forth to the cafeteria.
    wow holy shit!

    i was able to reach 300lbs off of 4200 kCals ! but i have hypothyroidism
    THERES NOT ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAY FOR U TO EAT ENOUGH FOOD to reach 300lbs!

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    Lunch

    I have 2 large chicken pot pies, 2 grilled chicken breats orzo pasta with fetta cheese 3 gatorades and a slice of carrot cake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Lunch

    I have 2 large chicken pot pies, 2 grilled chicken breats orzo pasta with fetta cheese 3 gatorades and a slice of carrot cake.
    if i eat 1 slice of carrot cake.. i would go up 1%bf
    and at my weight THATS ALOT OF FAT

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    if i eat 1 slice of carrot cake.. i would go up 1%bf
    and at my weight THATS ALOT OF FAT
    Did my PM make sense?
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    hypothyroidism is that spelled right????...hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by no1snowman
    hypothyroidism is that spelled right????...hahaha
    Yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Yes.
    Carlos i thought the diet you posted was one posted by someone on this forum. but apprently not. God damn genetic freak. And you dont do cardio!!!

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    If nobody mentioned the SUSTAMAN thread where some kid took sus for a week and then tried to fight two guys and got his ass kicked... PLEASE re-post it NOW!!!! hahahahhahaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Did my PM make sense?
    of course it did
    thats why i figured i would be weiging in close to 240 for the comp anyhow u just put verification on it for me, thanks

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    the dude with Sust getting beat up had me laughing out loud when the thread was first originated. there is more good shit out there.

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    please post the one with the susta kid.....i havent seen it yet,,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by no1snowman
    please post the one with the susta kid.....i havent seen it yet,,,
    just for you

    Man whats going on?just got my arse kicked

    beaten up on sustanon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I probably have the worst diet of anyone on this site.
    I dunno bro, I might be able to take you.

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    I cant beleave that guy thought he would be able to fight better...thats funny...sad but funny...some of these storys you guys are telling on here are great....someone should write a book...I thought my first post on here was lil funny come to think about it...i'll try to find it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Gotta add this one too,

    Pinnacle and kman were fighting online(how stupid) but neway pinnacle said something like " why don't you come here and get ur skinny ass and train with me u tennis fag or smth like that.

    Then this dude with the ugly dog in the avatar, said:

    "Pinnacle, it would be an honor for me to train with you because I would learn alot from you"

    Fvck

    LMFAO, he sounded like one of those kids who come and ask you how to get big and when u tell them to suck ur dick and drink ur cum theyd actually agreee, he just sounded like one of those fvcks......
    You mean this ugly dog? Yeah it would be an honor to learn from someone like Pinnacle, guy knows more about AAS than just about any 10 members I can think of on this board put together. Yeah, maybe my comment was a bit pandering(musta been the clomid kicking in), but seriously, only funny thing about that thread was that Pin had to keep going until he got his ass banned, wait that isn't funny, it sux.

    Oh, and thanx for the cum guzzling comments, very mature Rhondell.
    Last edited by shortie; 07-14-2006 at 08:27 AM.

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    pinnacle is banned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anabolios
    pinnacle is banned?
    Yup.

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    i just looked at the thread..jeez

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anabolios
    i just looked at the thread..jeez
    u mean the thread before he got banned?..

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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    u mean the thread before he got banned?..
    yea..

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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    just for you

    Man whats going on?just got my arse kicked

    beaten up on sustanon
    Another 7 page thread that I didn't notice was so long

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