Kinda from the hip!

[J-Dogg]

But why is it when ever I'm working....to bring home the chedda. My girl friend calls me from a restaraunt eating with 3 friends?

Time to put a lock on the wallet!

[tonytone]

tell her to get her ass in the kitchen and cook

[J-Dogg]

Last time she cooked, she made me pork and i was sick for 2 days. It was the first time I've been sick in about 2 years and the last time i was sick.

I've eaten some nasty shit in my life and never gotten sick either. From raw chicken, to green steak, it don't phase me. But put this chick in the kitchen and i'm spending the night hugging the john crapper.

[scriptfactory]

Last time she cooked, she made me pork and i was sick for 2 days. It was the first time I've been sick in about 2 years and the last time i was sick.

I've eaten some nasty shit in my life and never gotten sick either. From raw chicken, to green steak, it don't phase me. But put this chick in the kitchen and i'm spending the night hugging the john crapper.

She must be a straight freak in the bed because if a woman can't cook or hump, what is she good for?!

[J-Dogg]

She is a nun! Some times I think god does not let us select who we love. It is the only explenation.

Either that or their is really a god, and he is punishing me for not beliving....I need to rethink religion maybe.