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  1. 07-12-2006, 07:33 PM #1
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    i know i know, chuck norris jokes aren't cool....but...

    i had to post my favorites, i felt compelled and had to share them with the world lol.

    The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.


    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

    Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

    When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    and lastly:

    Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip
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    Chuck Norris is a homo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crash187ct
    i had to post my favorites, i felt compelled and had to share them with the world lol.

    The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.


    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

    Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

    When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    and lastly:

    Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip



    i also like your avatar!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DutchCowboy
    Chuck Norris is a homo!
    nobody makes fun of chuck!
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  5. 07-12-2006, 08:31 PM #5
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    lol yeah really, if chuck norris can speak braille, he is not a homo
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    cmon guys, we all know chuck has two speeds..WALK, and KILL.
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    Its a shame Chuck Norris never cried, his tears cure cancer.
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    i love that stupid walker texas ranger show where he can flip like 13 guys over his shoulder while doin a roundhouse kick knockin 4 other guys down
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    why is that 12 year old reborn on every avy lol?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tiger909
    why is that 12 year old reborn on every avy lol?
    i think hes 18 and he never gets carded at bars.
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    man im gettin tired of seein that kids face in everyones avatar..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShnouzedUp
    man im gettin tired of seein that kids face in everyones avatar..
    im not..it cracks me up everytime i see it
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    "Broke Back Mountain" is a movie, but to Chuck Norris, its a pile of dead ninjas in his front yard
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    lol if i was this kid, i'd probably...


    can't really think of anything lol, i honestly don't know what i'd do if i was him
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anabolios
    i love that stupid walker texas ranger show where he can flip like 13 guys over his shoulder while doin a roundhouse kick knockin 4 other guys down

    take it easy on Walker Texas Ranger,..opie
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    Quote Originally Posted by crash187ct
    i had to post my favorites, i felt compelled and had to share them with the world lol.

    The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.


    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

    Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

    When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

    and lastly:

    Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip



    I started yelling those out randomly to people and ROFL at the reactions
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