black eye and maybe a stitch needed

**zimmy** · 07-15-2006, 01:29 AM

Ok... so people have posted about there fights and what not...so i decided to entertain you all with my story. So what happened to me? Did I get in a drunken brawl? Nope... Was I even drunk?....Nope. I wish i could blame it on those...instead i opened a door really hard and underestimated the spead in which the spring pulled the door back closed...long story short...i literally ran into a door...Got my first black eye and a cut on my eye brow that isn't too big...but is probably gonna scar w/o a stitch. Never got a black eye before...broken nose yes...but never the infamous eye :|

Proceed with laughter :|

**IronFreakX** · 07-15-2006, 01:31 AM

**IronFreakX** · 07-15-2006, 01:33 AM

Dont tell anyone it was a door, tell em you were walking alone at night and this woman was being harrased or this kid was surronded by 2-3 guys and you saved h/her....beat up the guys....and took h/her to a place to get food then made sure they got home safely.

Ran into a door

**bor** · 07-15-2006, 01:34 AM

If anyone asks, say you got into a fight with 20 skinheads, you kicked all their a$$es, and the last one caught your eye a bit with his chainsaw, but you kicked his a$$ real good too

**bor** · 07-15-2006, 01:35 AM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

Dont tell anyone it was a door, tell em you were walking alone at night and this woman was being harrased or this kid was surronded by 2-3 guys and you saved h/her....beat up the guys....and took h/her to a place to get food then made sure they got home safely.

Ran into a door

i CAN'T BELIEVE WE POSTED THIS AT THE SAME TIME!

Great minds think alike

**IronFreakX** · 07-15-2006, 01:35 AM

my story is better, its a noble cause....women will sympasizthe with him=more dates=more sex

**Timm1704** · 07-15-2006, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

my story is better, its a noble cause....women will sympasizthe with him=more dates=more sex

well, it was a close call, but i think BOR has the better story. the chainsaw bit did it for me

**IronFreakX** · 07-15-2006, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by Timm1704

well, it was a close call, but i think BOR has the better story. the chainsaw bit did it for me

WELL......

How about this, the guys that were holding the women/kid had a chainsaw with them and wanted to cut their limbs off

**Timm1704** · 07-15-2006, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

WELL......

How about this, the guys that were holding the women/kid had a chainsaw with them and wanted to cut their limbs off

nah, the chainsaw bit is sooo last post. quit living in the past bro

**IronFreakX** · 07-15-2006, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by Timm1704

nah, the chainsaw bit is sooo last post. quit living in the past bro

ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Timm1704** · 07-15-2006, 08:10 AM

u tryin to hit on me?

**IronFreakX** · 07-15-2006, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by Timm1704

u tryin to hit on me?

Do you want me to hit on you??

**Timm1704** · 07-15-2006, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

Do you want me to hit on you??

hahaha

**unvme9180** · 07-15-2006, 09:45 AM

ran into the door. that sounds like what the battered woman says about her black eye. one night while out, my g/f fell and hit her nose, got a black eye. i took her to the doc the next day to make sure it wasnt broke and you should have seen the looks i got. I know they were thinking "that no good SOB" felt like i was in a Lifetime movie.

**IronFreakX** · 07-15-2006, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by unvme9180

ran into the door. that sounds like what the battered woman says about her black eye. one night while out, my g/f fell and hit her nose, got a black eye. i took her to the doc the next day to make sure it wasnt broke and you should have seen the looks i got. I know they were thinking "that no good SOB" felt like i was in a Lifetime movie.

ROFL

**Timm1704** · 07-15-2006, 09:53 AM

lol ive had a similar thing. an ex of mine used to drink far too much every weekend, and end up falling over willy-nilly. anyway, she had this huge bruise/welt on her arm. her sister was out in the club i worked at the next night, had a go at me, accusing me of beating her up lol. she couldnt believe me that her baby sister had a drinking problem and severe issues.

**cfiler** · 07-15-2006, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by unvme9180

ran into the door. that sounds like what the battered woman says about her black eye. one night while out, my g/f fell and hit her nose, got a black eye. i took her to the doc the next day to make sure it wasnt broke and you should have seen the looks i got. I know they were thinking "that no good SOB" felt like i was in a Lifetime movie.

I feel for you. My GF works in a clinic for the mentally disturbed, and she is constantly being hit there by the crazies. When ever we go out for dinner, or even shopping, I always get dirty looks. I hate it.

BG · 07-15-2006, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

Dont tell anyone it was a door, tell em you were walking alone at night and this woman was being harrased or this kid was surronded by 2-3 guys and you saved h/her....beat up the guys....and took h/her to a place to get food then made sure they got home safely.

Ran into a door

HAHAHHAHA TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!

BG · 07-15-2006, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by cfiler

I feel for you. My GF works in a clinic for the mentally disturbed, and she is constantly being hit there by the crazies. When ever we go out for dinner, or even shopping, I always get dirty looks. I hate it.

Thats some crazy shit.

**bor** · 07-16-2006, 01:36 AM

funny thread

**Carlos_E** · 07-16-2006, 05:22 AM

GH gave me a black eye.

On GH your limps fall asleep quickly. My forehead was itching and I didn't realize my arm was asleep. I went to scratch my forehead and smacked myself square in the left eye. I hit it so hard it swelled shut.

**Timm1704** · 07-16-2006, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

GH gave me a black eye.

On GH your limps fall asleep quickly. My forehead was itching and I didn't realize my arm was asleep. I went to scratch my forehead and smacked myself square in the left eye. I hit it so hard it swelled shut.

lol try explain that to some random guy on the street hahaha