Guys night out application form

[Chaz Malibu]

This is halarious, hope you enjoy it too.

[Superhuman]

If a woman ever wanted me to sign something like that then i'd be looking for another woman!

[chest6]

haha wtf. "I know who wears the trousers in the relationship, and its not me"

Let me spend your credit card..WTF? Lazy women..spendin other ppl's money

[OSTIE]

Thats awesome... Im definately printing that out, cause im organizing my best friends bachelor party, and im always the bad influence according to everyones gf

[NCNPC29]

lolololol..classic..luckily my wife is cool as shit and trusts me..

[bor]

[SwoleCat]

I'm sure it's funny but I never open things like that due to viruses and shit.

~SC~

[MAXIMA5]

That was hilarious.
Reminds me of the other night when i actually took my fiancee out with my friends who she has never met yet. Yeah, they felt it necessary to tell stories about all the destructive $hit I used to do they and got her mixed up with other old girlfriends about 10 times. My only option was to force feed her shots to erase her memory.

Should have just filled out a damn permission slip

[Carlos_E]

I hope all of you have virus protection software. Some of the most common viruses are MS Word document viruses.

[SVTMuscle*]

I'm sure it's funny but I never open things like that due to viruses and shit.

~SC~

Just for you buddy

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:
Time of return
Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed:

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.


Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total

Locations to be visited



Females with whom conversation
is permitted

IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.

I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you to a Michael Bolton concert, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.

I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.
Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:


Request is: APPROVED DENIED

This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date: Time of departure: Time of return:

Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:

[stunner5000pt]

haha

funny stuff

[NCNPC29]

I hope all of you have virus protection software. Some of the most common viruses are MS Word document viruses.

I wouldn't dream of coming on this site and about 20 others w/out being protected to the hilt.

[MAXIMA5]

just out of curiosity, did anyone check it for viruses? I went ahead and opened it before realizing my virus software is expired.

[GUnit33]

Good thing my gf doesn't know about that form...I'd probably need to sign it.

[Chaz Malibu]

Trust me. its clean of viruses. If not then ban me.

[Lavinco]

Linked now as an image to see.

[Timm1704]

hahaha thats great. i especially like the "I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever." so true

[PROTEINSHAKE]

there is also the same for the ladies that I have seen.. had FAR LESS clauses in it...go figure

[freakinhuge]

Very funny, love the stripper clause.

[2bigsyd]

awesome

[crash187ct]

lol, funny. but if it were true......i wouldn't be involved, because i'd be single.

[XmotorX]

Haha! That is great! Might have to print it off for a few friends. LMFAO