im so fat

[stunner5000pt]

That while i deadlifting sumo style today, a button of my pant just broke off and my pants almost fell down... in the middle of a packd gym!

luckily i was able ot carry on my workout with my friend's extra pants

[*Narkissos*]

i shouldn't laugh but...


LMAO!

That's the funniest thing i've heard all night!

[stunner5000pt]

i shouldn't laugh but...


LMAO!

That's the funniest thing i've heard all night!

it as actually a mistake... ususally i dont wear those pants to the gym (i usually wear track pants) but i made a mistake as i was in a hurry trying to dress up

[boxingbean]

hahahaa, i have a pair of underwear i always wear on a long cardioworkout cuz they are light, n the other day, a girl came up to me and asked if i wear underwear laffing, n i go uuuuh ya, n she said, well, u ur, thing is swingin around when u run...and i go.....ya...i know..! hahaha, they have a tendency to move in front of my WEAPON and the WEAPON falls out the slit....hahahhahahah

good thing shes a good gym buddy

[juiceboxxx]

loool

[Kärnfysikern]

reminds me of when my workout pants just split right open over my ass when I was squatting half the damn gym was laughing there asses of to that.

[WEBB]

thats nothing, myine didnt happen in the gym though...

I worked in the oilfiels for 8 year sbefore i retired, and i used to have to fly from site to site in a small helicopter because the site were in the middle of a huge lake and where similar to the ocean platforms you see on T.V...so after like 6 hours of stopping at a few of these, the pilot says we need to go back for gas if we wanna continue, i said sure and hope in the front...half way back he says to me, " you work out eh, how much you weigh?" so me being all cocky was like " 245" thinking he admired me, he comes back with " well we are going to have to set it down in the bushes there, cause your to heavy sitting in the front, and i dont have enough gas to keep the nose of the helicopter up with you in the front"...so we land in a very densly wooded area, and i get out and sat in the back....

Dont feel bad Stunner, A helicopter couldnt fly properlyu cause i was to fat...

[crash187ct]

thats nothing, myine didnt happen in the gym though...

I worked in the oilfiels for 8 year sbefore i retired, and i used to have to fly from site to site in a small helicopter because the site were in the middle of a huge lake and where similar to the ocean platforms you see on T.V...so after like 6 hours of stopping at a few of these, the pilot says we need to go back for gas if we wanna continue, i said sure and hope in the front...half way back he says to me, " you work out eh, how much you weigh?" so me being all cocky was like " 245" thinking he admired me, he comes back with " well we are going to have to set it down in the bushes there, cause your to heavy sitting in the front, and i dont have enough gas to keep the nose of the helicopter up with you in the front"...so we land in a very densly wooded area, and i get out and sat in the back....

Dont feel bad Stunner, A helicopter couldnt fly properlyu cause i was to fat...

that does happen....

[cfiler]

Could have been worse. Once of the most embaresing things that happens at the gym, is when guys are squatting and let out a fart.

Well, one day there was this old guy. He was squating 60lbs, and was probably 65-70ish. Well, he bent way down to lift the weight, and let out this huge fart. Everyone starting laughing, and a
s he walked away embaresed, I noticed that the back of his pants were ripped. I assume that the fart must have had so much pressure, that it ripped his pants open.

[JohnboyF]

thats nothing, myine didnt happen in the gym though...

I worked in the oilfiels for 8 year sbefore i retired, and i used to have to fly from site to site in a small helicopter because the site were in the middle of a huge lake and where similar to the ocean platforms you see on T.V...so after like 6 hours of stopping at a few of these, the pilot says we need to go back for gas if we wanna continue, i said sure and hope in the front...half way back he says to me, " you work out eh, how much you weigh?" so me being all cocky was like " 245" thinking he admired me, he comes back with " well

we are going to have to set it down in the bushes there, cause your to heavy sitting in the front, and i dont have enough gas to keep the nose of the helicopter up with you in the front"...so we land in a very densly wooded area, and i get out and sat in the back....

Dont feel bad Stunner, A helicopter couldnt fly properlyu cause i was to fat...

LMAO. Webb's winning..

[RA]

reminds me of when my workout pants just split right open over my ass when I was squatting half the damn gym was laughing there asses of to that.

Ive blown the ass out of about 3 pairs of shorts in the last 2 months.
Luckily I work out at home..

[stunner5000pt]

thats nothing, myine didnt happen in the gym though...

I worked in the oilfiels for 8 year sbefore i retired, and i used to have to fly from site to site in a small helicopter because the site were in the middle of a huge lake and where similar to the ocean platforms you see on T.V...so after like 6 hours of stopping at a few of these, the pilot says we need to go back for gas if we wanna continue, i said sure and hope in the front...half way back he says to me, " you work out eh, how much you weigh?" so me being all cocky was like " 245" thinking he admired me, he comes back with " well we are going to have to set it down in the bushes there, cause your to heavy sitting in the front, and i dont have enough gas to keep the nose of the helicopter up with you in the front"...so we land in a very densly wooded area, and i get out and sat in the back....

Dont feel bad Stunner, A helicopter couldnt fly properlyu cause i was to fat...

I cannot top that one

[WEBB]

Well i am glad my fattness made you feel better...now i am going to cry myself to sleep with a carton of rocky road ice cream...

I still acnt believe that i made a helicopter make an emergency landing...oh well...i just tell myself its cause i am so damn huge...this was like 2 years ago too...

[stunner5000pt]

Well i am glad my fattness made you feel better...now i am going to cry myself to sleep with a carton of rocky road ice cream...

I still acnt believe that i made a helicopter make an emergency landing...oh well...i just tell myself its cause i am so damn huge...this was like 2 years ago too...

you're FUGE, not fat

ice cream =

when you get all healed up you'll be back to your awesome self

[WEBB]

Thanks stunner...i am sure if i was to get in that helicopter now it would even leave the heli-padlol:...

[Hackamaniac]

[juiceboxxx]

webb

[chest6]

aww poor webb..lookin fat in that avatar too