Farting On My Wife

**Johny-too-small** · 07-27-2006, 09:27 PM

My wife and I were talking the other day and I was telling her about my extra gas caused by the Tbol I was taking. She hates farting and will not let me do it in front of her.

Anyway, I asked her what she would do if I pinned her down and farted on her. She said that she would leave me.

I think I believe her. Am I alone on this one? All of my X-gf ripped butt all the time in front of me. One even used the throne when I was in the shower!

**RussianVodka** · 07-27-2006, 09:29 PM

Mine does not care:-)

**Johny-too-small** · 07-27-2006, 09:30 PM

I feel like I have lost part of my man-power

**rake922** · 07-27-2006, 09:32 PM

I usually have the girl remove her intestines surgically after the 1st date.

**zimmy** · 07-27-2006, 10:19 PM

call me prissy...but farting / burping should only be done in the privacy of a bathroom.

**aadrenaline** · 07-27-2006, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by rake922

I usually have the girl remove her intestines surgically after the 1st date.

AHMEN to that hahaha

**audis4** · 07-27-2006, 10:23 PM

When girls try and impress me with their bodily function....it makes me ill to say the least.

**Moe-mentum** · 07-27-2006, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by Johny-too-small

I feel like I have lost part of my man-power

Haha.

**scriptfactory** · 07-28-2006, 12:54 AM

Originally Posted by zimmy

call me prissy...but farting / burping should only be done in the privacy of a bathroom.

Priss!

Seriously though, do you always go burp and fart in the bathroom?

**juiceboxxx** · 07-28-2006, 01:45 AM

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**Moe-mentum** · 07-28-2006, 02:15 AM

Originally Posted by scriptfactory

Priss!

Seriously though, do you always go burp and fart in the bathroom?

Yeah, no shit...do you?

What a priss

**Mizfit** · 07-28-2006, 03:00 AM

Well - i don't thinki would want to be farted on and would prefer to not be in the room when it is done

**Kale** · 07-28-2006, 03:03 AM

I have been know to inflict a "Dutch Oven" or two in the past, but my wife hates farting. Unless of course she does one then its the funniest thing in the world

**boxingbean** · 07-28-2006, 05:05 AM

haha i fart on my ex gf all the time...!! even ENGULF her in the night!!! or...ill roll the windows up in my truck!

***perfectbeast2001*** · 07-28-2006, 05:20 AM

I have been told to open the bedroom door and fart out of it. But i get told off if "the smell follows me back in".

**Foskamink** · 07-28-2006, 06:21 AM

wow so many stories and ways to fart i never knew people farted that much

**Superdrol1971** · 07-28-2006, 06:40 AM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

I have been told to open the bedroom door and fart out of it. But i get told off if "the smell follows me back in".

Same here...it always seems to follow me back in....lol

**Smart@$$** · 07-28-2006, 07:16 AM

I think you should test the limit... she drew a line in the sand, lets see if you can get away with it. Seriously, do you think she would leave you? Prolly not.

**spywizard** · 07-28-2006, 07:39 AM

wow, is it ok for you to pick out your own clothes in the morning also?? does she insist that you brush your teeth 3 times per day, and does she make sure your hands are clean after you go potty??

point is, yes, it is rude to pass gas, to do it on someone that is so opinionated about the matter is a lack of respect for that person..

**Johny-too-small** · 07-28-2006, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by Smart@$$

I think you should test the limit... she drew a line in the sand, lets see if you can get away with it. Seriously, do you think she would leave you? Prolly not.

We talked about it for a while. She said that now that I know what it would take for her to leave me, then if I ever did it, the action would "speak" louder than words. Sorry about the pun.

**Mizfit** · 07-28-2006, 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

wow, is it ok for you to pick out your own clothes in the morning also?? does she insist that you brush your teeth 3 times per day, and does she make sure your hands are clean after you go potty??

point is, yes, it is rude to pass gas, to do it on someone that is so opinionated about the matter is a lack of respect for that person..

Well said. i'm not opininated in the matter, but i am not the type of girl you fart around.
Smell is nasty!

**Timm1704** · 07-28-2006, 08:12 AM

i appreciate a good fart or burp as much as anybody, i wouldnt be overly grossed-out if a girlfriend of mine let-er-rip infront of me, but i would rather them not. same goes for me, ive been in a year-long relationship and still never farted infront of the missus. apart from when she was jumping on my stomach once, and i couldnt stop it! no bother, i poisoned her wine

**audis4** · 07-28-2006, 08:20 AM

Ya, hot boxing the car is the way to do it.
When my buddy and I get bored (its about 100 degrees everyday where i live it seems) we blast the heat with the windows up and rip em. I swear we can't see each other for a couple minutes.....ya, we are weird lol.

**Pooks** · 07-28-2006, 10:50 AM

yah farting and burping is stuff i'd do with a trashy male friend... u know the kind u dont wanna be seen in public for too long..

but other than that, i would try n avoid burping and farting as much as possible.. And when it comes to girls i'd like to think that if they ever burped or farted that its a once in a blue moon thing.. if she's burping constantly, than i know something is wrong and she wants attention, and she is pissed off about something.. and i'm gonna have to regulate on her ass hard later in the evening.. bone her to the core... teach her right. Cause screw communicating it will just turn into a yell-fest, and than no one gets laid.

**Sage** · 07-28-2006, 11:14 AM

i guess its cool to do it occasionally in front of women, but not on the daily bases even is she is your wife, thats just plain disgusting.

**Johny-too-small** · 07-28-2006, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by juiceboxxx

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This is funny coming from a member whos name is a play on words from a kids drink and his avy has two fourteen-year-olds hugging each other.

Too icky for you?

**bigpapabuff** · 07-28-2006, 01:52 PM

I don't fart or burp in front of girls that I am just meeting, or just starting to date. But once we are serious, and definitely once we're married I'm going to fart in front of her, and it wont bother me if she farts in front of me. I don't want to hold it in all day.

**spywizard** · 07-28-2006, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by bigpapabuff

I don't fart or burp in front of girls that I am just meeting, or just starting to date. But once we are serious, and definitely once we're married I'm going to fart in front of her, and it wont bother me if she farts in front of me. I don't want to hold it in all day.

And it's ok to have a conversation with her while she is taking a dump.. i mean when else are you going to get her to sit still and she can't concentrate too well on what you are saying??

**cfiler** · 07-28-2006, 02:10 PM

Women who fart infront of guys regularily are nasty. I understand that one may slip out once in awhile, but it's nice that they try and not fart infront of me. I in turn, try to hold my farts whe I'm around them.

I've never farted directly on a chick, and expect that I will never be farted on.

**cfiler** · 07-28-2006, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

And it's ok to have a conversation with her while she is taking a dump.. i mean when else are you going to get her to sit still and she can't concentrate too well on what you are saying??

**stayinstacked** · 07-28-2006, 03:07 PM

**** all that, if your on a high protien diet then it's going to happen. If I ran to the bathroom everytime I had to fart then I might as well stay in there all my life. Women want guys with the abs, they want guys with the muscles, well this is what it takes and yes, farts come with it!!!

**firmechicano831** · 07-28-2006, 06:02 PM

fart on her when shes sleep.

**juiceboxxx** · 07-28-2006, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by Johny-too-small

This is funny coming from a member whos name is a play on words from a kids drink and his avy has two fourteen-year-olds hugging each other.

Too icky for you?

I dont know what your talking about idiot but I go that nickname from my boys not from some cartoon or kids drink like you state

As far as the avy go's its me and my ex when we were 18 not 14 fuktard! Gets your facts stright!

It really is a lame thread " talking about someone farting on their wife" pick a smarter, better topic to talk about. Anyway I dont even know why I'm explaining myself to you go play with your dollies.

**Mike_Huck** · 07-28-2006, 11:23 PM

Fart power baby

**Johny-too-small** · 07-30-2006, 06:06 PM

I'm an idiot.. Sorry AR.

**Mizfit** · 07-30-2006, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by cfiler

Women who fart infront of guys regularily are nasty.

I agree a 100%

**Mizfit** · 07-30-2006, 06:50 PM

on this note - do any of you call ppl from the bathroom.. I think that is.. ahem interesting..

**StoneGRMI** · 07-30-2006, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

on this note - do any of you call ppl from the bathroom.. I think that is.. ahem interesting..

I don't call people but I answer phone calls! You never know where I'm at when you call me.

**Mizfit** · 07-30-2006, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

I don't call people but I answer phone calls! You never know where I'm at when you call me.

hmm yah actually the washroom has an echo sounds...

I have been called from that location and I CAN TELL

**lil'Taylor** · 07-30-2006, 07:00 PM

What I don't understand is that any girl who is dating or married to a guy on gear isn't use to the smell by now..

Webb is constantly farting.. and blames it on the gear.. It took a while to get use to but it's a small price I need to pay for a hot bf

In his offence.. he get's pretty creative and makes me laugh..

farting is kind of funny

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