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  1. 07-28-2006, 10:01 AM #1
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    A scientist is talking to God......

    "Look God, we've created life from dirt, we don't need you anymore"

    "Can u prove to me that you've created life from dirt?" says God

    "Yes" comes the reply

    "And you say you don't need me anymore?"

    "Yes" comes the reply.

    "Prove it to Me then" demands God.

    The scientist agrees and takes God outside. He gets a test tube, bends down and scoops up some dirt then.......

    "Hey, use your own dirt" says God
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  2. 07-28-2006, 10:10 AM #2
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    I don't get it.
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  3. 07-28-2006, 10:27 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotron
    I don't get it.
    Are you serious?
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  4. 07-28-2006, 10:32 AM #4
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    That joke would make one look crazy in a social setting. But i guess would get u out of trouble if u were to get surrounded by a group of Thug Hardcore Christians.
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  5. 07-28-2006, 10:41 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooks
    That joke would make one look crazy in a social setting. But i guess would get u out of trouble if u were to get surrounded by a group of Thug Hardcore Christians.

    Or the other 98% of living humans who believe in the existence of a higher being...
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  6. 07-28-2006, 10:45 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by shortie
    Or the other 98% of living humans who believe in the existence of a higher being...
    only the devil visits and talks to people anyways. LOL.. thats what i told an ex, when she said god visited her in a dream... pissed her off.
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  7. 07-28-2006, 10:55 AM #7
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  8. 07-28-2006, 10:56 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by shortie
    Or the other 98% of living humans who believe in the existence of a higher being...
    98%...i think you are reaching just a little with that number.
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  9. 07-28-2006, 11:04 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by unvme9180
    98%...i think you are reaching just a little with that number.
    id have to agree
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  10. 07-28-2006, 11:21 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homeguard
    "Look God, we've created life from dirt, we don't need you anymore"

    "Can u prove to me that you've created life from dirt?" says God

    "Yes" comes the reply

    "And you say you don't need me anymore?"

    "Yes" comes the reply.

    "Prove it to Me then" demands God.

    The scientist agrees and takes God outside. He gets a test tube, bends down and scoops up some dirt then.......

    "Hey, use your own dirt" says God

    it's not funny...
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  11. 07-28-2006, 12:34 PM #11
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    lol.
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  12. 07-28-2006, 12:38 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    it's not funny...
    It was kind of funny... I don't think I would ever tell the joke, but it wasn't that bad.
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    it was cute
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  14. 07-28-2006, 01:04 PM #14
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    it's an old joke, and very funny..

    thanks for sharing it..
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  15. 07-28-2006, 01:56 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    it was cute
    Now I'll definitely never tell it.
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    Last time I talked to God he said he never talked to Scientist.
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  17. 07-28-2006, 02:19 PM #17
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    I dont think I would ever tell that joke again but it wasnt terrible kind of lame though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unvme9180
    98%...i think you are reaching just a little with that number.

    No I really don't, and the statistics are out there to prove it that almost all humans believe in the existence of a higher power, notice I did not say God, Allah, Buddah or any other particular "religion" but in the existence of a "Higher Power". Takes far more faith to believe we are just a cosmic accident than it does to believe someone or something had a hand in directing it, that's all.
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  19. 07-30-2006, 11:42 AM #19
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    Well, I thought it was funny and I'm an aetheist.
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