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  1. 07-31-2006, 01:35 PM #1
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    wrestling match, drinking and crazy friends

    i was sharing this story with tren bull in another thread. i thought i wouldcopy and paste it to let everyone read this nonsesnse that makes me laugh to this day. story hapened about 10 years ago, hope you all enjoy



    here is another story, Mbarasso is crazy but this next guy is BY FAR the craziest , meanest mother ****er ever, BIG ROB. rob was a juicer back in his teenage day, he was squating 850lbs when he was in highschool in powerlfiting meets, beating the teenage record of powerlifting hall of famer anthony clark. rob weighed 275 and than bulked up to 315. keep in mind he was about 18-19 years old!!he was a mean guy all the time , and when on a cycle(his cycles consisted of HUGE doses, enough to killa cow, )he was even more mean. mbarasso , who never feared anyone, even feared big rob,he could turn on you in the blink of an eye like pit bull

    rob decides to take us to an ECW wrestling match, at the time, i new nothing of wrestling but went along to see the show, rob tried to bring his own weapons to throw in the ring so the wrestlers would smash themselves with them during matches, his weapons conisted of a 55 gallon drum, a brick, a toaster, vacum cleaner, and a road cone. security stops us, and wont let him take any of his "weapons" well this pisses the giant off, who already drank a half a case of beer and a 2 pitchers of shots in the parking lot, so he says fck it, will get our own weapons inside

    we get inside, first match starts, rob runs immediately to the bathroom, he rips 2 toilet seats off and tries to throw them in the ring, first one ricochets off the ceilling and lands in the crowd, 2nd one lands square in the ring. the wresltlers stop the match, and they make an announcement for the crowd to not throw things, this doesnt stop big rob

    next the "blue meaney" was in a battle royal, he was sitting on the top ropes, rob takes a glass ash tray and thows it like a chinese star and hits him in the head, blue meany falls off the top rope.

    security comes flying , starts asking the crowd who did it, the people around us wouldnt say because they were so afraid of rob,

    next we were standing ring side, he picked up my one friends and through him over the metal barrier, ring side. security saw this came over and gave us a warning

    next, this westler named pitbull2, came out and he had a manager named the "fonz", the fonz would march around the ring a few times with a referee whislte and blow it real loud, rob looks at me and says"if he comes around the ring one more time and blows that whistle, he is going to get it!" sure enough , fonz comes around again, rob grab shim by the back of his sweat shirt and thows him into pitbull2 and knocks him over!!well the pitbull gets up and charges him and they started wrestling over the metal barrier. security comes again in a flock and makes us leave ringside and sit back in our seats

    now rob is pissed!!in his eyes he didnt do anything worng. goes back to the bahroom,rips off the soap dispenser and throws it ,pink soap and the dispenser itself ,into the ring during another battle royal scenario(a few wrestlers in the ring at the same time, soap lands all over the ring and crowd, wrestlers are sliping in it, than he take a huge garbage can throw that in the ring, hits the ref in the back and knocks him over.

    theguy next to us thinks this is funny, rob gives him a full can of soda and tells the guy to throw it in the ring, he hits" perry saturn" in the side of the head. saturn sees the guy , points at him and screams "your dead" he jumps out of the ring and starts making his way in our direction, people are going crazy, running from theguy,security comes out and tries to grab him,but they cant stop him, other wreslers join in the mehley, grabing the security, people are running around the ring, out emergency exits, throwing drinks and cups at the wrestlers and securtiy, COMPLETE ANARACHY! we exited and left the building as we were driving away we passed the local police , sirens blaring going to the event to break up the riot, that big rob started. from what i understood,after this chaotic mehley, the event was cancelled and ECW wrestling NEVER went back to this venue
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  2. 07-31-2006, 01:41 PM #2
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    hilarious
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  3. 07-31-2006, 01:51 PM #3
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    glad you liked it manc, it is juvenile, but it is funny
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  4. 07-31-2006, 01:53 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by manc
    hilarious

    haha yea it is. can you imagine how hard youd be laughing if you were drunk as hell and saw that go down?

    sh_t, im laughing my ass off right now and i didnt even see it happen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    haha yea it is. can you imagine how hard youd be laughing if you were drunk as hell and saw that go down?

    sh_t, im laughing my ass off right now and i didnt even see it happen
    at the time it wasnt funny because fo how crazy it was, but the next day it was hilarious, and everyday after funnier and funnier. when i tell it , people think i am full of crap and i made it up, i could never make up something this good, it is 100% true! i have nother stroy about his guy clearing out an entire staff of bouncers at a bar and breaking a walkie-talkie over the one bouncers head, but it is way to long of a story.the guy is just demented and is down right crazy
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    man that is one crazy funny story. i want to go wrestling with big rob
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    Any pics of this monster?
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    Wow! I wish I was there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
    man that is one crazy funny story. i want to go wrestling with big rob
    trust me, you DONT!!!
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    By the way, awesome story!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    at the time it wasnt funny because fo how crazy it was, but the next day it was hilarious, and everyday after funnier and funnier. when i tell it , people think i am full of crap and i made it up, i could never make up something this good, it is 100% true! i have nother stroy about his guy clearing out an entire staff of bouncers at a bar and breaking a walkie-talkie over the one bouncers head, but it is way to long of a story.the guy is just demented and is down right crazy

    i hate it when i tell someone a story and they dont believe me, especially cause i make a point of not lying about sh_t.

    haha this guy big rob does sound pretty crazy. is that the same guy that posts under the name rob here at ar?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DNoMac
    Any pics of this monster?
    no, i myself am not close with rob for obvious reasons, my one friend still is. last time i saw rob was about 5 years ago at awedding, andi thought he calmed down becaus he got married himself. well i was wrong about that!!. rob is anything but cut, he is just massive. i heard recently he is getting into the MMA fighting(that will fit him like a glove), if i find a pic of him , i will post it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    no, i myself am not close with rob for obvious reasons, my one friend still is. last time i saw rob was about 5 years ago at awedding, andi thought he calmed down becaus he got married himself. well i was wrong about that!!. rob is anything but cut, he is just massive. i heard recently he is getting into the MMA fighting(that will fit him like a glove), if i find a pic of him , i will post it

    sounds like we got ourselves another tank abbot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    i hate it when i tell someone a story and they dont believe me, especially cause i make a point of not lying about sh_t.

    haha this guy big rob does sound pretty crazy. is that the same guy that posts under the name rob here at ar?
    no, not the same guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cfiler
    By the way, awesome story!
    cfiler, i am glad you liked it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    sounds like we got ourselves another tank abbot
    yep,he would fit the bill, just the look on his face all the time is just plain anger
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    Good story Doc!!!
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  18. 07-31-2006, 06:53 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    Good story Doc!!!
    glad you liked it hack
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