The silly puns about Dahmer keep coming. Not for those grossed out
easily. If you have no idea whoJeffrey Dahmer is then you wont understand the jokes.

Why is Jeff the butt of so many jokes? Because YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT.

If Jeffrey Dalmer, the admitted killer and cannibal, is sentenced to
death it could create a very awkward position for the prison.
After all, condemned prisoners are traditionally given the last meal of
their choice.

Jeff Dahmer...The Queer that Made Milwaukee Famous!

Milwaukee is so upset over the Dahmer killings, that the city council is
changing the name of the town to "Hack 'n Sack."

Q: What did Dahmer say to the police when they arrested him?
A: "Oh, come on, have a heart."

Q: Why did Dahmer put the head in the refrigerator?
A: To see if the light really turned off.

You know why Dahmer had to sell his refrigerator?
Not enough head room.

Did you hear about the new movie about the Milwaukee Madman?
It's called Boyz in the Fridge!

Q: What does the ad for Dahmer's apartment say?
A: Apartment for rent, roommate included, some assembly required.

How do they know that Jefferey Dahmer was a chain smoker???
Because they found a pile of butts behind the couch.

Dahmer used body parts to brew his own beer. Trouble was, when you poured it out, it had no head.

Q: Did you know Dahmer left a blender on his doorstep??
A: He wanted to greet all the boys with a handshake

Why is the FBI getting involved in the Jeffry Dahmer case?
They suspect he might be selling arms to Iraq.

Dahmer uses teflon pans so guests don't stick around after dinner.

Another J.D. quote: "All I did was have some friends for dinner...."

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite line of clothing? Dis-Members Only

The last thing one of Jeff's neighbors said after an argument:
"OK, you don't have to bite my HEAD off!"

Know what they found in the shower stall? "Head and Shoulders."

Q: What was Jeffrey Dahmer's reaction to the Luby's massacre?
A: "All that food gone to waste!"

What did Jeff say before his fellow inmates beat him?
Don't mess with me, I used to eat guys like you for breakfast!

JOKE: Did ya hear that Jeffrey Dahmer got his Christmas present early?
Yeah, sombody gave him "The CLUB!"